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>One time I smoked weed with friend
>Took really big hits, bigger than I've ever taken
>Feel really great at first
>But then everything suddenly goes wrong
>Hear gorilla grunts and elephant noises
>Room starts spinning
>Can't make sense of the world around me
>Keep seeing psychedelic images with my eyes open
>Had the sudden urge to keep moving my legs
What the fuck happened? Is this what its like being really high?
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no that wasn't just weed. weed doesn't make you hear or see things.
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brain damage is real
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>>35146018
being gay will not make you a super genius, this image is incorrect
source: am gay
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I FUCKING HATE living in a hicktown. It's bad enough it's boring and empty as fuck but Jesus Christ my neighbors literally do not give a fuck about shit. They literally let their dogs sit there and bark for hours on end in the early morning while they ignore them. Just let your dogs in you stupid inbred fucks.
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>>35144648
use a VOIP client to call your cops non-emergency line over and over until they fucking handle it.
One of my neighbors was a woman with major brain problems, she left her dog out 24/7 and neglected it. I ended up just taking it and tying it to the fence outside the SPCA a half hour before they opened.
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>>35144729
I tried. I called the cops then they referred me to the dog warden and every time I call his phone goes to voicemail and he won't answer any of my mail even though I sent in 20 letters.
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>>35144926
Keep calling over and over again. Document everything. That way when you go crazy and kill the dogs and maybe a cop, you can show them that you tried to do everything through the proper channels.
>be me, wageslave
>new qt girl at the office
>stalk her on normiebook and and other social media
>lives with her bf but is a "polyamorist"
Does this mean this roastie will fuck me, /r9k/? Red pill me on polyamory
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>>35144620
>Does this mean this roastie will fuck me, /r9k/?
It means that you'll pay for her stuff, while she'll be busy fucking her actual bf.
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>tfw you're vash
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>no indicator for having oneitis
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/retailfeels/
>be cashier
>beautiful girl comes through my line
>shes silent
>dont even try to spark a conversation because its gonna be the same bullshit that ends abruptly
>she immediately walks over to the starbucks and talks to the chad barista that works there
>can hear her laughter at his jokes from my register
>realize im an ugly lonely fuck
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>>35144583
>>she immediately walks over to the starbucks and talks to the chad barista that works there
why?
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>>35144583
>dont attempt a conversation with her
>"WAAAH IM UGLY NOONE WANTS ME"
this place is getting retarded
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>tfw to smart to stay out of prison
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>>35144565
This is PROOF that all men think with their nutsacks
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fuck you OP i am laffin
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>The average robot would prefer a 'fembot' to a Stacy,
>The average Fembot would prefer a chad to a robot, some would outright exclude robots
Really gets your noggin a joggin
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>>35144455
it does nice full house
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>>35144455
Wow anon, that really made me think. Thanks!
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Men want loyalty. And would rather have a slightly worse looking woman that's loyal rather than the best possible looking one but unloyal.
Women would rather share an alpha than be monogamous with a beta. It all coles down to biology. Woman knoweth child is always theirs. Men don't
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Found on normiebook
Is being a robot (pepe, depression, "normies") becoming accepted?
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>>35144382
Every since the election, 4chan has gained huge notoriety because o /pol/ and the entire website is full of Trumpcuck normies obsessed with politics and looking for the "dank" frog memes to repost on their facebook.
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>found on normiebooksage
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Depressionfag here. Does anyone else here not care for suicide, but delude constantly they had a second chance of life?
A chance to start with experience. To leave the toxic environments, to talk, to love people, to create a better you instead of this wreck of an emotional state isolating me everyday from feeling good.
What would you guys do new?
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Kill myself again
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>>35144530
this
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If I had a second chance I'd probably do the same shit because it's not like I'll suddenly learn how to interact with people.
But if I could do it all over again I guess i'd invest in bitcoin.
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tfw no bf to tie me up under his desk with a cute little collar on
tfw no bf to rub my face on his musky cock and balls and make me beg to lick and suck every delicious inch
tfw no bf to sit on my face and let me lick his asshole and thrust my tongue inside until he cums all over me
I want to be a good boy and be an anons pet!
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>>35144236
>I want to be a good boy
FUCKING
DROPPED
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>>35144641
gb2/twitter/ and leave my frogs alone
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>>35144236
Post pics you slut, and you'd better have a cute totally shaven butt.
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Even Chad has the hoverhand
what the hell is your excuse now, robots?
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>>35144181
I can't get that close to a girl
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>>35144181
He's resting his arm on the girl's chair
How come the defining line between robots and normies is intimacy?
Do you really believe the mere act of sex will cure a lifetime of depression and misery?
No matter how many times you stick your meat stick in a wet hole, it doesn't make the emptiness go away.
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My theory is that it's about wanting to have sex, per se, but more the intimacy itself and the feeling that someone could actually like you enough to want to get naked with you. It's about getting over the insecurity and loneliness that most robots seem to feel. It's not a cure by itself but it probably would be a tremendous boost to a person's self-value and confidence, at least for a little while.
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>>35144281
this
>just fugging does not helpI want to feels like I'm not totally worthless
just kill me now
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>>35144167
Oh, ok
Thanks for that, I guess
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>get cold sores as a kid
>get some so bad and frequently I have to miss a shit ton of school just to avoid embarrassment
>I would cry and look at them for hours in the mirror
>they were so painful and big
>One time it was so bad I used a glue type of medicine
>I peeled my lips so bad it permanently scarred and discolored them
>lips are forever fucked and weird looking if you pay attention
>in adulthood I rarely get them and my body will try and fight back quickly
>still have to cancel plans or work
>will never have a relationship or steady job
>will always have to hide
>no one will ever love me
>want to die so bad
Who else cold sores
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>>35144159
I had that, and I was on accutane.
I looked like emperor palpatine
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It's also been over 10 years since I used that medicine that ruined my lips. You think I could sue? Who's a lawyer?
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What is a funny one-liner to say when you kick someone in the nuts?
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>>35144127
>What is a funny one-liner to say when you kick someone in the nuts?
Clean up on aisle 5!
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>*OOOF!*
Not in the babymakers!
>*falls over*
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....and now you can fuck dudes too, cause I just gave you a free cunt
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>Boil corn starch with water (40/60) untill thick.
>put in cup and make a hole in it with a dick-shaped item.
>put in freezer untill hard.
>your home made fleshlight is now ready.
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Not as creative, but, I've tried some fap roulettes on /b/. Cums not bad, bit of a mental block to get over though.
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>>35144073
How does fap roulette work?
>lay in sofa with feet in air
>slowly bend crotch untill its right over your head
>jack off onto your face
Didn't think it would be THAT hot.
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>>35144112
fap-roulette.net or you look for a fap roulette thread on /b/ and roll for one of the images, and then match your unix timecode number to what the image says.
For a while the idea of drinking my own cum was very appealing to me. There are also CEI / Cum Eating Instruction videos out there.
You got the idea though, you just throw legs over the head and blow the load into your own mouth.
I'm always looking for new things to try but seem to have run out.
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ITT Post something nostalgic from your childhood
I used to wear these adidas Kobe shoes as a kid
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My life summed up in one picture
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i'm having a dream i'm pushing on the swing