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>>35147500
Girls used to do it to me, they thought I was sweet, I don't know how I got here, maybe I wasn't as normal as I thought I was or something.

Back when internet cafes were a thing, this girl started asking me to do Quake III and Counter Strike deathmatches with her out of the blue. I agreed and we would play every time I went there. Very soon she started talking to me about other stuff, asking me about particular things about myself and whatnot. I was confused and a little bit annoyed. I had no clue what she wanted from me, plus I started getting bored of Quake III and Counter Strike. I started going to a different net cafe so I can get away from her. Never saw her again.

>>35147457
Have to buy the meme console that is the switch so no

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I'm gonna get Horizon instead.

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>>35147292
its kinda lit i guess

ororooror

Get in here my fellow niggas. (Hitler did nothing wrong)

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we are in sanctuary

>>35147259
lol enjoy your faggot demiurge dumbed down casualized kiddie shit with 100% guaranteed entropy and heat death LOL we couldn't come up with a story mobile """""app""" blocked chakra with guaranteed shit drops and bugged reincarnation mechanics

Game over, man
Game over ;_;

fuck you hiro

>>35147068
So sad :'(
I loved him in Independence Day

>>35147068
F

I'll always remember you as that guy in True Lies

a social reject with mental and/or emotional problems

Autistic male

>>35146828
race mixing is wrong

>>35146828
my titties are hot titties

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>>35146828
Things will never get better.

>>35146758
I've temporarily fooled them into thinking that I'm ok, but the truth will inevitably come out

>>35146758
Yes, I am
>oldest of siblings
>sister is aide to parliament in Oz
>brother is getting a job with the state
>I still work a shitty pt job and live at home
They gave me all the recessive beta genes and the successful normo ones to my brother and sister

>>35146350
Then vent senpai

>>35146350
>>35146372
if you wanna vent go to tumblir only rage is allowed here

that is gay. you have the potential to create $30 worth of snickers, m&ms, ben and jerries, and MORE. and yet you cry and whimper about normie "friends" who don't care enough about u to plan a trip u can afford as well. get real. get candies or kys.

i need to shave my body so i can be cute naked :o and i need more cute toys for me butt :3

>>35146376
> more cute toys for me butt :3
d-do you have any toys right now?

>>35146347

I'm only wearing panties. Does that count?

>>35146197
Flawless logic right there.

>>35146197
Every 2 years, a few months before each Olympics starts, we gather all the landwhales who want to change their body and give them discounted liposuction. We then use all that gathered fat in newly-produced Prius hybrids that run on 50% battery 50% human fat. Problem solved.

>>35146402
Fucking Originally Brilliant

>tfw you have a similar body to that guy except more body hair

there are people who don't have a face

I saw a guy at the grocery store whose face was so tumoured that you couldn't see his nose or mouth

>>35146209
would you fuck it?

orzanga

I don't like the way her ass spreads.

yea. my standards are a lot lower than that.

I would do a 360 and kill myself

>>35146122
Bump for my original creation

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>>35146122
This will be a good day. Supplies will be at 200% again.

>>35145969
loll just started watching this anime my country is pretty degen uk but arent you all catholics

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>>35145969
>UK
>Everyone acts like basic normies on weekdays
>Turn into disgusting boozy whirlwinds of degeneracy as soon as the weekend comes by
>Miles more disgusting than any generic normie night out
>This behaviour is seen as normal and is even encouraged
We need a collapse ASAP.