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She's adorable. And has a pussy I can imagine fucking as I beat my lil jon

>>39232227
looks smelly. that being said, can't blame beta's for lowering their standards, though they're gonna have to go way lower than this.

I can't wait until she grows her BIG JEWISH TITTIES

>>39231551
i'm indian too

stop with the pity party, you dumbfuck
life's too short for that

>>39231595
are you a virgin too brother?
btw this place is for self loathing and women hating, go if you cant handle that.

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Philippines (Ethnically half-Chinese and grandmother's Eurasian)
Junior Programmer
Bachelor's Degree in CS
Live with Parents
65.7 kg (145 lb, planning to lose 25 lb more)
172 cm (5'7.72)

I guess it could be way worse.

>>39230278
Draw a picture of you eating your favorite food please!

>>39230278
adorable style OP <3

Can someone draw a girl that looks like tomoko wearing a pickelhaube and looking strict?

Do you accept fetish-y request?

>5'6
>4/10
>$3000 debt
>NEET

It's a special kind of fucked up.

>>39228336

>Height: 6'6"
>Intelligence: 140 IQ
>Attractiveness: Girls say I'm a 9.5/10 but I say 7/10
>wealth: Not much, just my $60,000 in savings and probably like 800 bucks or something in my checking account.
>Employment status: I'm a lifeguard

>>39228336
> Height: 6'4
> Weight: 170 lbs
> Intelligence: Anywhere from 80 to 100 IQ
> Attractiveness: 5/10
> Wealth: Probably $1500 in bank and in drawer
> Employment status: NEET
> Desire to live: As high as an African mud hut

The only things that make me want to keep living are the exciting things that happen in the world. If I were dead, then how would I witness the inevitable collapse of society?

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Because I can and I like to.

>>39227802
Because you can and like to what?

ok good idea. everyone is vegan in the world now.
what do we do with all the livestock species, make them extinct?
very ethical bro......

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>>39226448
>"why are you so quiet?"
>because I have nothing to say
>"it's kinda scary"
>don't worry when the day comes you'll be spared

Actual conversation I had at work with female co worker.

>"You're wanted on the phone."

please no

>younger co worker asks "how old are you?"

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>>39221974
> the shy girl who was great at eating pussy and began charging cash for it before class started till the P.E teacher caught her and the police arrested her for prostiution
> the fat boy who'd eat anything
> the chads that died in a car wreck
> the greasy kid who had no friends
> the boy who said his dad worked for Nintendo

>>39221974
>that bug-eyed teacher who looked like he was on meth but was actually cool

> kid who got teased everyday because he'd sperg rage easily
> disgusting obese chinese kid. clothes always dirty. smelled like the meat section of an asian grocery store. probably never showered.

Does anyone have a safe place on campus to shit?

>>39217029
Do you have open plan toilets or something?

None this year fortunately.

I really don't feel like going back though, and I'm too lazy to go to a different uni. I initially signed up to a random uni so my parents wouldn't give me shit for being a NEET but I feel like I'm not learning anything valuable.

>>39215592
A taste of my nuts would outright have killed her.

>>39215592
if you have that fucking bad of an allergy why the hell would you eat something with out making sure whats in it first?

>>39215592
sweet original justice

>>39239482
Financial security.

Numales are guys who coasted through life. Had wealthy/very supportive parents, had careers and other assets fall onto their lap. "Adulting" is harder than its ever been, even as a Woman. So guys like that are actually in-demand. They're prime candidates for girls who are fresh off the cock carousel.

The girls they date are polyamorous feminazis, and nu males are the only guys beta enough to put up with that shit

>>39239564
>implying nu males provide any security with their art history degrees and complete lack of balls or ambition

Probably who fecking cares desu

>>39239322
grill here, it depends. Sometimes as much as three times a day. Other times only once or twice a week.

The real question is why bother masturbating when you can get dick with literally no effort at any time?

No, because it is total nonsense.

>>39239081
how so?

originalcommentajhbshbhfak

>>39239114
If it is indeed a theory as you say. Tell me, what do this 'theory' explain?

>>39239012
>None of the kids have blonde hair or blue eyes

It's a stretch even that one has green eyes, rather than all brown.

>>39239294
Green eyes are technically brown.

White women should just Mediterranean men so they don't get fucked on eye genetics.

>>39238841
>When my mother took 3 weeks to realize I had trouble with my back then just "growing pains" (I'm 5'1, what fucking growing pains!?). Finally got her to take me to the Hospital....
Mfw I had 5 fractured vertebrae........

>>39238841
when i was a teenager

my dad would buy food like we had a family of 30 and most of it would rot and be wasted

When my mother forced drama in the house hold because she's a Stacy with a gossip addiction.

>>39238693
Black people who fly the confederate flag have mental issues and are just useful idiots to the confederate sympathizers

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Wahahaahahhahahaha you fucking moron! Smoke weed every day you ninny! You fucking ninny muggins! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! I'm high as FUCK! You are a faggot! An actual homosexual! WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy cow...

Listen.... I want to tell you something... I am SO GOD DAMN HIGH! BLAGAHAGGAGGAGAGGAGAGA

>>39238803
>muh no true scottsman argument.

kys cuck.