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>have full-on conversations with "myself"
>can literally be myself, or someone I imagine
>people from my life or imaginary people I invent
>get fucking involved
>deeply emotionally moved, depending on conversation
>see or argue points of view I would never be able to if I wasn't that person
>sometimes uncontrollably say lines out loud
>sometimes in public
>will laugh if other person was funny
>will laugh in their voice if I said something funny
Anyone relate? The weirdest part is that I love it and would never want this to go away. Conversations irl are usually vapid and boring.
Not a narcissist, I hate myself
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> Not a narcissist
> Posts an attention whore thread
Hhahahahahah
Fuck off normie, you're trying too hard :)
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>>35159011
you're right fucking bonkers mate
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>>35159011
sounds like you have too much lonely energy built up and it spills out.
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So he's a robot right? Alcoholic, truck driver, looks autistic
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How does he socialize? Interact with humans, women in particular?
Give us more you autist
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>>35159115
>How does he socialize? Interact with humans, women in particular?
>Give us more you autist
hes the guy who ran over 22 people in new orleans. Pol wanted it to be a muslim so badly
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Is this the ultimate bogpill?
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Absolute shit tier. This is the true redpill
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>>35158921
the ultimate bogpill is that you are autistic unfunny retard
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>want to die
>scared to do it myself
this shit is the worst
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>tfw have fantasies of paying a person to kill me at a random moment of the day without notice
I know that feel to well. If people hate me so much my why don't thy just get rid of me
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>>35158969
That would be nice, bullet to the back of the head and you never knew what hit you.
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>>35158874
I'm afraid to faillike I did in with everything I ever triedand make it impossible to try again.
Would you have sex with your daughter if she was deeply in love with you?
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>>35158853
>Implying I'd find a women willing to procreate with me in the first place
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If she was at least 15 and my wife was either dead or okay with it, then sure
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I would resist the idea at first but if she didn't give up I would give in to her eventually. I can't say no to my precious daughter.
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>watch the oscars for 20 minutes
>only see black people
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>watching the oscars
get the fuck out
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gotta make up for the "controversy" of last year.
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>be NEET for over a year
>get retail job
>work as hard as I can, and exhaust myself to take initiative and go beyond what they tell me
>even go so far as to repair lights re-solder electronics, and create makeshift items for customers
>feet hurt
>always being watched on cam
>have to stand all fucking day relentlessly
>never get praise
>managers still yell at me and only truly acknowledge me when i fuck up
>co-workers bully me and talk shit behind my back
I wouldn't wish this on anyone. I have a college degree so maybe I won't always be stuck here, but for now it's hell.
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>>35158709
why don't you just tell the to back off?
they make mistakes too. Try to stay positive but assert yourself when you have to
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>>35158939
Nice platitudes buddy.
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>>35158709
Keep at it, wagecuck. My bank isn't going to fill itself.
Guys I think my jacket is secretly a symbiote, everytime I wear it, my hair seems darker, I become agressive normally I don't express emotion, but this black jacket is making me somewhat chadlike, this is fucking scaring me /r9k/ should I keep using it or should I burn it? But it just feels so right wearing it my skin almost isn't used to not being covered by it.
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>>35158696
I miss when I was imaginative and child-like like you, but think like this now would only be seen as autistic.
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>>35158696
I need help please
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listen to kpop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7rCyll5AeY
1) Gives you something to live for
2) Gives you incentive to have a job and make money (there are lots of things to sink your money into)
3) If you pay enough money, you can hold their hands for 5 seconds at a time
4) Gain a community via sharing common interest with people
5) Considered somewhat socially acceptable
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The music fucking sucks and gooks are ugly as sin.
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>>35158613
Sounds like generic western shit with a Korean paint.
It's true what they say, Koreans are the whites of the east.
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Have already been listening to it for years senpai.
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Who else here /severely depressed that the constant pressure in your head won't stop/
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>>35158522
I can't even move to get off the damn couch
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who here /constantly anxious because of their inability to do anything because of their constant anxiety/
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Who here wants to die but too afraid to do it themselves?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVI-xVWZf3k
This is a money laundering scheme, right?
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what the fuck? are these the guys that did that hour long video with drew barrymore's brother?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-ooCnZviZ8
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Jesus this is so bizarre....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg
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>tfw young love passed you by
>tfw every woman you deal with now has an ulterior motive of getting pregnant from you and getting as much money and support from you as possible
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>>35158492
that's always their endgame. that is what theyre biologically obliged by their hormones to do
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>>35158492
How old are you, anon?
I can give you some insight.
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>>35158563
22 but I can't even get the attention of any woman under the age of 24
most of the women I get attention from are 25+ and overweight, and talk about nothing but having kids and my job
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Why are hapas (half asian, half white) so crazy?
Are there any normal ones? Do Asian looking hapas have lower self esteem?
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the meme is that a kid born to a AMWF couple will be stable but a kid born to a WMAF couple will be doomed to fail. These kids will have low self-esteem because AF don't like asian men and want their kid to be white but the kid never looks white.
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>>35158478
Because this is the fave looking at them across the dinner table
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when i'm at home i don't need to drink cause my pupper is there and my parents' house is nice and everything feels ok. when i'm at school i need to drink cause everything is shit here and i want to die and my room is fucking small and sad and classes are hard and everything is fucked
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>>35158406
I don't care about that, don't tell me that.
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>>35158406
Commute from home anon it's the comfiest lifestyle
how is this possible? how could a chicken live without its head? was lart ov its brain still there sonehow?
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>>35158369
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
>It was determined that the axe had missed the jugular vein and a clot had prevented Mike from bleeding to death. Although most of his head was severed, most of his brain stem and one ear were left on his body. Since basic functions (breathing, heart rate, etc.) as well as most of a chicken's reflex actions are controlled by the brain stem, Mike was able to remain quite healthy.
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>tfw my chickens were my only friends
>tfw I killed them all
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Isn't it kind of fucked up to keep a chicken in this condition? Imagine not being able to see or hear anything but being forced to remain alive regardless. Hopefully it wouldn't cause a chicken as much distress as a human.