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Is overlord gaben a robot? If so, what boards does he browse?
Excluding /v/ because fuck /v/
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>overlord gaben
go back to plebbit, please.
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>>35164911
>fuck /v/
spot le plebbittor who got BTFO from v
now fuck of my board you fucking normie
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>>35164911
/3/
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>Absurdly attractive
>142 IQ in 1st grade
>Born from proud family
>Virtuoso at multiple instruments
>Know my fate
This world wasn't ready for me.
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You're not a robot. You're just being an edgy faggot.
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>even a true neutral knows it's okay to vaporize gooks
wew lad
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>>35164805
>Born from proud family
So you're a nigger?
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>jacking off
>can't find a good enough video to finish
>settle anyway
>cum
How the fuck is there supposed to be hope for me with a real woman
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stop jacking off for a month
you'll be so horny at the end, ten dollar crack whores seem like a good idea
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>>35164746
i've been jacking it to porn for so long that i don't even know if i could get hard at the sight of a naked woman in front of me (especially if they're average or anything less). it's like i was destined to be a virgin
it's a "i can feel that she's becoming uninterested in me" night
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>>35164734
Don't chase people, it's never worth it. If you feel like someone isn't interested, stop trying and let them go if you have to.
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>>35164734
do the same to her. woman crave attention, don't give it to her.
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>>35164784
It took me 2 months to finally accept my ex-gf wasn't going to get back with me even though she kept stringing me along with the whole "i cant handle a relationship right now i gotta do me"
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anyone esle here make horrible retarded food out of desperation?
>put chillies and cheese on a loaf of bread and eat it
>cover pasta in ketchup and eat it
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I put a chocolate bar in a hotdog bun and microwaved it
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>>35164698
no because i know how to cook for myself and buy myself good food and ingredients
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>>35164698
No because I'm not a disgusting manchild who can't cook for himself
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>be me, 21 years old khv, ugly as fuck, social phobia and never had a gf
>finally managed to take my only friend (a failed normie) to a bar
>we both got drunk
>im literally a turbo chad when drunk
>i talk to everybody, drop punchlines after punchlines, guys think im a total bro, people love me
>meanwhile my friend (hotter than me) is drunk but still shy
>i literally approach all the girls, my friend doesnt do shit
>girls think im interesting and shit, but they still try to get closer to my friend
You can be yourself as much as you want, be funny, be entertaining, interesting, whatever, at the end of the day if you aren't rich, famous, beautiful or at least decent looking, don't forget that you will ALWAYS fail with women. You can get male friends though. Every single time that shit happens to me, and i know it's related to my ugliness, hence why i've always been good at talking to guys, because because they value my personnality instead of my looks, since there is no attraction involved.
TL;DR if you are ugly, pay prostitutes but do not expect getting women
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>>35164600
>hire the same prostitute every weekend for months
>delude myself into thinking we're dating and that the money is being spent on dinner, flowers, etc
It's not a lie if you believe it.
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stop feeling sorry for yourself and do something about it.
thinking
>its just genetics there's nothing i can do
is just a stupid fucking meme. the problem is that you're a bitch and have no confidence or sense of self-worth.
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>>35165223
here is a (you) for bumping my thread
i wouldn't have answered you otherwise though, you gotta try harder normie
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS FUCKING SHIT UP
https://youtu.be/v3RLFhwzUgk
Normals btfo AGAIN
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>>35164556
holy fuck i was literally falling out my chair laughing when that happened
you could not fuck that up worse if you tried
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>>35164586
And they all go through their speeches before anyone says anything either
I almost feel fucking bad for them
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>>35164599
i feel bad for them too. they at least won a buttload of other awards, but that still has got to ruin their night
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My partner doesn't understand depression, and not in a normie way. I'm starting to wonder if they* have legit autism or something.
> dealing with the death of my father
> living paycheck to paycheck in my own apartment because I'm poor and extended family will not be taking me in
> existential depression is coming back along with general depression brought about from recent events
> initially thought we could be cut from the same cloth, but what little sadness they had actually stopped just from dating me
> so little going on in their lives that our break up might be the only thing that would make them sad--never wanted for anything and don't particularly feel a source of shame about themselves in general
>venting just results in a blank stare, changing the subject, making a joke or posting a dank meme of some sort
They also told me that they just don't really understand being depressed or even what to say, they just don't feel deep sadness like that. It's not even like I'm being told to get over it, it's just that they acknowledge on an abstract level that it's bad, but lack zero skills to empathize. It's like watching an apartment burn up from inside your apartment, they're watching, but they aren't in it with me.
I guess what I'm asking is if this is normal, even normies might get it but just not want to be burdened, in this case it seems almost alien to them.
> *really don't want my info skewed with gay hate/roastie bias
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> a fucking faggot:
the post
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>>35164527
Some people just don't get depression. Brains are different and stuff.
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>there are serial killers, terrorists and thieves that slay pucci
>cant even get a fucking girlfriend
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>pucci
t. weather
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>>35164490
>there are interior designers who kill 16 czechoslovakians who slay pussy
>can't even get a fucking girlfriend
REALLY FLUSTERS MY TORTELLINI, PAISAN
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>>35164546
Normies and chads have abused the fuck out of "pussy" the past 2 decades so i spelled it differently
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I'm what you guys would call "Chad" I'm tall, muscular, good-looking, charasmatic, and successful. I know that you hate me over this, but I'm not a bad guy. None of us can help how we were born, but I try to be as nice as possible to everyone that I meet, and know that most others like me do, to. Don't you think that, instead of being bitter over this, we could work together where more of you could be happy?
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>>35164445
Go kill yourself "Chad"
Not original, but 100 percent sincere.
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>>35164481
I don't know why I even bothered.
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>>35164445
>work together
What do you even mean by this? Our society is already competitive in nature and most robots probably see you as insurmountable competition to their selection of a mate.
What do you want to work together on?
What do you think that would even solve?
So many of the people here have their own issues that they need to overcome, a lot of it likely won't happen just because someone helps them, many people here need a total shift in mindset to have any degree of success at what they want.
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How do you distract yourself from negative thoughts?
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>>35164226
think postive thoughts
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>>35164364
Hard to do at this point in my life anon.
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I dont. I submerge myself in more negative thoughts. If I am depressed. I go deeper and deeper in my depression. I get as much as I can. I never run away. All of a sudden you are so deep in the shit you start to thrive, get redpilled about things, and you start to understand.
Im a god damn warrior. I turn life into my bitch. You become jaded and nothing surprises you anymore when shit hits the fan. You have become almost immune to such bullshit. Yet. Deep down you feel you only experienced 1% of this shit. So you beg life for more fucking dumb things to happen. You laugh and say "Is this all you got? Ilove being alone, sad, angry, depressed, and nothing ever going my way. You got nothing else. FUCK YOU!!!!"
.... Death Grips and other music that grabs you by the balls and drags you in hurtful truths is good too.
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Why is it so hard to find a slutty Anon to jack off with, on mic?
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>>35164192
is that jellybeannose
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>>35164192
Maybe because it's fucking retarded?
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>tfw no bro to charge my JO crystal with
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Lets say a 1 is the thought of killing yourself has never been considered as a serious option
And 10 is you would actually kill yourself tonight if something/someone wasn't stopping you
Where are you?
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3 or 4. I lived a pretty decent life actually haha.
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1 now, 2 at my worst point. The more shit you work through the more you realize life can really suck, but it's worth seeing through for the pleasant bits.
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>>35164086
About a 7.
I might do it if I didn't have some grudges.
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Is IDM the only true robot genre?
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Well, it sucks so it would definitely take a damaged mind to actually enjoy it
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>>35163917
I don't recognize this configuration of Zandvoort.
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Unrelated question: Why do all of the best IDM artists hate being called IDM?
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>In break room
>Bunch of co-workers and I are sitting around
>conversation moves from red lipstick to period blood somehow
>there's some debate over whether or not being covered in period blood or regular non-period blood is better
>Eventually a qt lesbian weeb coworker asks me "Cam-cam would you stick your ding dong in a bleeding vagina?"
>we all have a laugh
>I become acutely aware of the fact that I am the only virgin in the room
Anyone else have times where you've had to laugh off deep pain so as not to show it?
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>>35163704
Haha, that's why I take my breaks and lunches outside
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>>35163704
What the fuck are you doing on 4chan, Chris?
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>>35163795
I'm sorry I am lonely