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care to eggsplain what this site is about, big man?

>>35167933
who you calling big man

>>35166328
She already knew what it was, but now she can attract these edgy kids who have the laugh of their life with Pepe.

She is probably a streamer with a shitty name like this so now she will get the money out of these edgy kids by showing her tits

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>>35166429
She's dating that guy in that tweet. He's a Rocket League twitch streamer who says "dank memes" every 5 seconds and has nearly the largest rocket league following for it.

>>35166516
Well, nothing to worry about, in few weeks he will forget about Pepe and talk about le great new meme.

It's as much cancer than sluts twerking on cod to get money from 13 yo

Its an anonymous board.

It'll basically be guys ask guys who pretend to be girls.

Don't let the pain settle anons. You still have some fight left in you.

Would you date a 5'2" (around 155cm for you eurofags) guy?

And yet you're still a kissless virgin. How are those genes helping you again?

Your dad is likely depressed and your mom loves the shell of the man that she ducked to make you.

It'll only end in fire and blood anon.

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>>35166104
Cos ur gay.

>>35166104
i don't know. i can see one those predatory homos of this board telling you that you should never fap. that you should only be allowed to cum through anal stimulation. i can see them saying that it's more intense than beating your meat for the 4000th time.

>>35166104
fap every day to keep the gay away

i do the same

I remember. The world I changing now, anon. And I don't like 4chan as much as I did in 2013, with all the cucks and normies now on this board, it makes me wanna kill myself even more

>>35166079
Is there going to be any change? ah sigh whever man.. i've been on this stupid site for 4 years now

wtf happened at the end

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>mfw correctly identified the emptiness in the other's life through your insults

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>>35165669
Will we ever get a fourth reich?

>>35165669
what kind of insight do you offer?

I have no momentum in life and no energy. What do i do to fix myself?

>>35165515
Seems normal enough to me.

Do you wake up with wood?

sounds like morning wood, get choppin' nigger

You're a guy. Likely under 30

My doctor says.it's normal
What sucks is we need to have sex. Its painful if we don't.

Women on the other hand WANT to have sex and likely feel no pain during the frustration stages

I told a girl about our lust to fuck early in the morning and how is wish it would stop. We don't willingly want this. The rush is too intense to contain.

She thought it were attractive. I think its a stupid impulse and needs removed from our genes. I'm fucking tired of half sleep jacking to relieve my throbbing burning dick just so I can go back to sleep.

Remember to lupe up your ass before anon

>>35165362
Never come back here you fucking normalfag

>>35166456
you really had to bump this fucking thread didnt you

that's a large lad.

>>35165348
they both look so happy

>>35166693
for a person such as yourself

it is hard to argue against, but there is just as much beauty in someone that is aesthetically pleasing as there is in someone with a fantastic singing voice or a great intellect.

>>35165189
>maxresdefault.jpg
google images is a beautiful place

>>35165215
>let's just redefine words to fit my narrative

>>35165043
Mmmm yeah muy bueno...

>>35165043
here i have suggestion for you

get >>>/out/

Horrid bait. You know goddamned well four is small. Mine is seven.

>>35165053
Try again. 4 is average.

dicklet thread I guess?

>>35164916
What the fuck on you on about

>>35165059
Don't give them the attention they want
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