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Honest question.
If we believe life is already bad, and will only get worse, why do we keep ourselves alive?
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It's not hard, pain is bad, and killing yourself means a lot of pain. Also once you're alive it's hard to stop because you get addicted to the life meme.
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biological failsafe. avoid death at all costs.
otherwise we might arrive at a perfectly sound reason to kill ourselves, which from an evolutionary standpoint, would be pretty stupid.
>tfw you realise thats exactly whats happened and why we feel so conflicted, the conscience mind wants to die, but instinct says no
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>>35167837
The only thing keeping me alive is the promises of the future that I will be able to leave this world and live in a virtual one
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What porn do girls on /r9k/ like?
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Lesbian porn tbqh. Not even gay though, otherwise it depends on my mood. It's more about the position though, I like watching doggy and reverse cowgirl.
Never watched BBC porn, it repulses me.
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Go to Female choice over at xhamster
Half of it is BBC
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>>35167872
Half of these "females" are probably degenerate men getting off on role-playing as nigger-loving women.
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>leggings season has arrived
why must we be tormented in such cruel fashion robots
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>>35167740
>implying its torment when we get more creep shots to fap to
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>>35167740
Skirts are so much cuter and doesn't shout "I'M A DUMB HOLE WHOSE ONLY VALUE IS BEING A CUM RECEPTACLE"
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>>35167740
Preach!
>Pic related!
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>the trash is piling up and theres no way I can clean it all up without the neighbours noticing
how do i fix this?
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I dunno I clean my room like twice a year maybe and it takes around 8 big garbage bags
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You might just have to bite the bullet OP. The longer you wait, the more trash is going to pile up and the worse it's going to get. This moment in time will be the best opportunity you have forever.
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>>35167705
>no way I can clean it all up without the neighbours noticing
What the hell do you mean?
Get some garbage bags and throw out the trash.
They'll notice you're cleaning up your house, and they most likely don't know/care about your shithole. You could have been throwing out old shit. And even if they did know, they'd be happier with your place NOT being a fucking petri dish for cholera.
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videos for lonely anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jvXcz5ncmw
link em
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>>35167598
this shit is giving me the creeps
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>>35167598
Please remove your thread op. Agatha doesn't deserve to be posted here.
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Eat shit and die spammer.
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today we dont make any jokes, witty remarks, humorous comments or smart flashbacks. only serious threads and replies.
that will be all, thanks
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bump for serious replies
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what do you call a catholic who sleep walks?
a roamin' catholic
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If you have laughed out loud at anything in the past two years, you're not a robot and need to fuck off from this board.
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There was a thread about starting a gang a couple hours ago but i had to do some stuff in the middle while the name of the gang was being discussed. Anyone know what ended up being the name?
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why don't you check the archive you silly
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>>35167435
That thread is in my van go check it out (^L^)
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>>35167494
Oh yeh thanks.
Apparantly the thread died after i suggested the gang be named 'The Cute Cuties'
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Would a fembot date me? Or is it true that you only go for chads?
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I loved you in Ice Age!
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>>35167546
accurate.
oregano is original
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>>35167414
what is the story behind this lad?
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>open r9k
>browse through entire catalog
>no good threads
>close 4chan tab
>back to homepage
>no idea what to do
>open r9k
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>create thread
>get called a faggot
>bump thread
>post gore
>get banned
>reset router
>open r9k
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Faggot
Orig orig
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>>35167358
I sure know this feel.
Get off your computer anon. It's now or never.
hey fembot you like that shit you fuckin slut
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cute :3
post some more
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belly too tiny!
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*thinking back to my middle school days*
>stacy asks if i "want to be a girl"
>me "why do you ask? of course not"
>her "well why do you have long hair and mascara?"
mfw i have hair to my shoulders and naturally long, thick eyelashes
I also remember her sister telling me and my friends "play around like that and someone will kick your ass in high school" when it was just us fucking around with a laser pointer.
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Are you a qt tho??
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>>35167133
I wish. I'm closer to a caveman than I am a trap/femboi
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How many of you have had a girlfriend, let alone a sexual partner
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calling all lurking normies to now show thyself
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its easier to get a sexual partner desu
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I've had a few gfs and fucked over 100 girls.
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Could /r9k/ start a micronation?
A micronation is defined as "an entity created and maintained as if it were a nation and/or a state, and generally carrying with it some, most or all of the attributes of nationhood, and likewise generally carrying with it some of the attributes of statehood. Though a micronation may well have begun as a mere drollery, it has the potential (given the evolution of a sufficiently vital national culture) to develop into a true nation, and possibly to achieve statehood."
>pool neetbux into one group to buy cheap housing and solar panels/water reclamation
>claim an area in the middle of desert or something, no need to buy land or anything
>create a currency (or use bitcoin) and trade it with US dollars
>define its flag, national objects, colors and themes
>start accepting passoprts and profit
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>>35166985
No, I hate you all. You are all disgusting and would slow me down. I'm much better off on my own.
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>>35166985
This is my endgame honestly. I'm working on building an empire and obtaining a big fortune, then once I have enough I create something like this and ensure that only robots will be allowed in. I have almost 300 dollars in my savings account so don't expect anything soon.
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>>35167002
And yet you need to share your stupidity with us. Take a look in the mirror, you superior faggot.
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What have your experiences been with sticking toothbrushes and the like in your rectum?
I was able to take at largest, a Hexbug container.
I'm curious to see what other's experiences are.
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>>35166902
started with a sharpie then eventually worked my way up to a cucumber
feels great man
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>>35166902
My buddy went to brush his teeth one morning and noticed his toothbrush smelled like ass. Pretty sure his brother was buttfucking himself with my duddys toothbrush.
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Sharpie got boring fast. Even with rounded-ended cylinders, the lack of texture just feels, full, but nothing more. Pic is of the hexbug container.
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>tfw to intelligent to fall for the law meme
Who else /abusing the system/ here?
Look right, look left, stuff chewing gum in my pocket in the supermarket. FREE STUFF.
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That pic is fucking repulsive
never post it again.
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Give me your address fuckboy, i'll help myself to some of your free stuff