>it's a normie goes on about social cues on /r9k/ episode
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>its a "hahaha if I can do it why can't you brah" episode
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What happened, someone hit a little close to home in another thread?
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>>35170155
Y-yeah....they did.
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l like life
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>>35169946
How the fuck is this original
Should have expected to be muted for two seconds
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THIS ISERABLE EXISTENCE I WANT TO AS WELL OP HOW REEEEEEE
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Life can be good sometimes. Unfortunately those times are a long way away for me.
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EU fags
How true is it that knowledge of english gives you better chances at a job?
The only advantage of not having a life is that I spent most of my days on the internet which helped me learn english. I'm basically the only person in my class who knows how to write properly and hold a conversation. The professors keep saying how important it is and bla bla bla but is it true or is it just a meme?
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>>35169890
Not true at all since everyone here is decent or very good at English
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>>35169904
>here
I guess it depends where you live, I'm in Italy and I feel like there aren't many people who are very good at it
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Daily reminder that you'll never ever be a cute female.
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>>35169853
Yeah but I fuck one every day.
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T- thank you for r- reminding me..
>While you jizz into a sock
>She takes in Jamal's cock
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dumb frogposter
orangutang
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But I don't jizz in socks anymore. I just nut on myself then clean the mess up with toilet paper then I wash my knob in the sink.
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You were right /r9k/, you were fucking right. I just found out my girlfriend of over a year cheated on me. I thought she'd be different, but it seems all women truly are the same, they'll fuck you over without a second thought.
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>>35169758
think of the frog and the scorpion anon
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>>35169758
Faggot. I SAY THIS TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU BUT NO "LE MEME TFW NO GGF VIRGIN"
Fuck you all.
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>>35169758
She is going for the cock carousel.
A woman is just a vagina they can't do anything else.
If you want to be loved and have true loyalty get a dog, If you want to fuck get a hooker it's less expensive than a girlfriend
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Ehhhhhh...
Ooga boooga if if if uhhh uhh ahhh ahh if if if
Okie doke!
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AYOOOO WE WUZ IF IF IF IF IF
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>>35169715
if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if
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>Watch JOI for fat boys on fat fetish website because I want to feel validated
>Girl in the video says that she doesn't want me to get fat because she actually has a fat fetish but because she's waiting for me to die so that she can get life insurance
why are girls so mean
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>>35169623
Her and the cameraman would have laughed about that later.
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>>35169623
>watch JOI vids because it makes me feel like someone loves me
>it's all humiliation shit
Why?
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>>35169654
its not funny it really hurt my feelings and scared me i just want to feel loved even when I'm like this
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>no smooth skinnyfat bf
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Thats you
you look terrible, either lose weight or lift. That isnt acceptable
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>>35169589
>Thats you
>you look terrible, either lose weight or lift. That isnt acceptable
I'm much fatter and hairier than him
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>have 100s of movies I want to watch
>dozens of TV shows I want to watch
>several dozen books I want to read
>50 games I want to play
>will never be able to get around to all of them
>spend so much time trying to decide how to use my free time that I end up wasting all of it
why is there so little time
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I know that feel
sometimes I wish I had a device to put time in stasis
it's really mind boggling when during the 90s/early 00s we had 1-2 games and movies we really looked forward too per year. now we literally have an infinite amount of media and knowledge to consume
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>>35169609
The amount of media is not literally infinite, but it is literally more than any one person could conceivably consume in 1 lifetime
If they ever invent a brain/computer interface that can just upload books and shows into your brain then I'd be the first to hop onboard
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I wish I could change 2017-02-27 02:32:49 Post No.35169525
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>Small
>Weak
>Scared
>Anxious
I've tried, I've failed.
No fucking guidance or anything, FUCK MY LIFE AHHHHHHHHHH FUCK I DIDN'T WANT TO BE LIKE THIS I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE LIKE THIS FUCK FUCKIFFUCKFUJCIFKCIFUIC JFUCJFCKFJCUFCFUJCFKCFCUFJK
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>Small
>Weak
TDEE + 500 and bodyweight exercises at home.
>Scared
>Anxious
Can't help you there.
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>>35169525
I'm in the same position.
We are mice among men, we will never be seen as equals.
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>>35169525
stop bein scared brah
>want to cum
>don't want to stop fapping
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>want to fap again
>mommy is almost home
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>19
>already bored of fapping
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>tfw a family member asks if you have a gf
>tfw you realize the only reason they are asking is because they care about you
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>>35169383
They're asking so they can make fun of you later and confirm that you're an alone beta virgin
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>>35169383
>one of my aunts carefully implied that I'm gay
>my mom didn't get the hint
>now I know why this cunt keeps asking "when will we see your GF anon?"
I'm not gay you fucking bitch, I'm just fat and sick.
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>>35169408
>t. paranoid loner
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>26 kissless virgin
>walk to work with my female colleague
>we have pretty good time
>maybe she likes me and I can ask her out
>there is a fucked up person in our street who likes to abuse cats and dogs
>he ha a big beard
>I didn't shave for a month so I have a big beard too
>someone comes to the cute colleague and me
>he pushes me to the ground and kicks me in the ribs
>"IF YOU DO SOMETHING AGAIN TO MY CATS I AM GOING TO SLIT YOUR THROAT"
>he kicks me again and leaves
>start to cry and can't even get up from the ground
>I told her with tears that I really didn't do anything
>I don't know if she believed me
>we didn't say a word during the route to work, at work, and she didn't want to come with me
>she probably sees me as a cat abuser and a fucking crying pussy
I can't take it anymore
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wtf is wrong with normies
they can't just let you live and let live
I swear even if you're completely pleasant and unassuming they'll still go out of their way to ruin your day
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did you hurt his kitty?
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>>35169367
wow that is fucked up man
>decided to go to /adv/ to maybe try and help out an anon or two
>90% of the threads are about relationships
They're just role playing, right? They're all just role playing down there at /adv/, aren't they?
I haven't even left 4chan, it's the same fucking site for fuck's sake.
How many do I put down before I go out?
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>>35169324
remember, since 4chan got media attention there are alot of underaged faggots(see >>>b).
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>>35169478
/b/ hasnt been anything more than a porn board where normies copy paste each other for at least 4 years
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>>35169478
So it's just kids joking around right?
This shit can't be real.