Bill Gates wants to help you in the future. How does that feel?
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5whpqs/im_bill_gates_cochair_of_the_bill_melinda_gates/
I don't care because I too can say I care about robots and I will "in the future" help you all
Now ples give me dat money
>>35172698
>ywn be growing up in 2020's when Bill Gates' new digital tools revolutionize social life, eliminate robotdom and guarantee everyone a gf
>>35172698
You just linked to Plebbit. Kindly go back there.
SEE HOW I TRANSFORM THIS OLD RAT INTO THE MOST DELIGHTFUL HAT
sorry man, bu t im a not seeing anyhting
THIS IS HALLOWEEN, THIS IS HALLOWEEN!
IT'S ALMOST HERE
AND WE CAN'T WAIT
SO RING THE BELLS
AND CELEBRATE
I've had it since teenhood. It's like no matter how hard I try to rewire my mind, to be able to work towards improving myself so that I can have purpose, I inevitably can't help but feel that I don't *want* to have purpose at all.
All I want is for people to see me as a failure, to feel sorry for me. It's all that I could ever want.
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>>35172461
this whole board is a pity party for the bottom of the barrel of angsty faggots on 4chan, people unironically feed on (You)s and poorly executed trolling
>>35172485
>people unironically feed on (You)s
But I thought they were just taking the piss.
I'm 5ft10 and 165lbs, should I look into becoming a trap?
I'm 5'9 420 lbs and I think traps are fucking gay
>>35172336
As a guy who's slightly shorter and thinner than you who probably couldn't pull it off I'd say no.
I'd have to see your face, but I'm going to say no.
>>35172441
>5'7 120lbs
>being into anything with the same pair of chromosomes as yourself is fucking gay
Which board's memes are the worst to fall for? /g/?
/r9k/ obviously. Falling for the memes here ensures you will never get laid.
>>35172337
This
>j-just fuck a dude already!
>just become a girl already!
>>35172337
This.
>manlet? lol die virgin
>lanklet? lol die virgin
>weak jawline? lol die virgin
>shy? lol die virgin
>muh Chad takes muh gurl
>go trap already
>boipucci
The call that got us all laid.
>>35172286
And lose out on wizard status? Tell him to hang up the fucking phone
>>35172286
The call that will hopefully end my existence
What was the verdict on these guys' thesis paper?
Did they make it kooky on purpose to show the flaws in the peer review system, or did they fuck it up by accident?
Why do beta orbiters even try to act tough?
>>35172128
requesting the text picture of the weeaboo with a fluttershy avatar talking about how he's gonna become an animator in japan trying to brag kek
>>35172128
I've never actually witnessed that, what's it like
>>35172128
Because I AM tough.
robots, I need your thoughts. I moved to a new country in europe a few weeks ago, and things have been going well, I like my new job. Already dated a bit, but nothing super exciting happened yet, just some kissing.
I am 26 and a virgin and thinking of getting a hooker to learn shit before I start dating properly. It's legal here. Im worried I will go autismo wizard and make otter noises on the date when things are about to get good. .
Now on a scale from 1 to full blown autism, how bad of an idea is it to bring the hooker to my apartment instead of going to hotel or her place? I wanna be comfortable and not go check in hotels and shit. I was given website that has verified girls with reviews from dudes and it seems that if you check enough it shouldn't cause any issues?
Pic related, it's me.
>>35172125
I can come over and torpedo your hull for a while, I promise to dress discretely
>>35172163
only if you sing me "my heart will go on" while doing that by Celine Dion.
noone out there?
>tfw suicidal phase is over
>tfw happy phase is on
I got happy after doing some intense manual labor for a week. work does set you free! move your ass robots!!
>>35171982
>Arbeit macht frei
What did he mean by this?
>>35172008
it means OP tried and he failed
>>35171982
meh don't let the happiness get to you , don't think much of it because when the despair comes back , it's going to hit you like a truck. I'm not saying don't be happy but don't let it take over you.
>Never have struggled with classes
>All As my whole life
>Got high 90s in almost all my midterms
>Get last one back 60/100
This feel hurts deeply. My good grades are basically my only value
>barely passes one test and is scarred for life
Jesus fuck lad get a god damn hold of yourself
>>35171945
>My good grades are basically my only value
Iktf
What are you studying OP
>>35172010
Chemical Engineering. It was a Thermo midterm. I can recognize that I simply choked on a few problems, went the wrong way and lost the time to understand and do them right, it's very unsettling and now something I have to worry about.
>bought a footlong sub from Jimmy Johns
>as I'm leaving I run into a guy I used to be in anime club with back in high school
>we chat for a couple of minutes
>as we're leaving he asks if he can have my sandwich
>too beta to say no
>tfw I didn't have enough money to buy another sub
Quit shit posting, nobody is that dumb
>>35171823
Were you the pushover in the anime club too?
>>35171964
he's a mobilefag, I wouldn't put it past him that he actually is that dumb
>you are at the mercy of your employer as to what you get paid, hours you work, whether your work matters
>you can be the hardest, most effective worker but not get a raise because you're the most liked by the senior managers
>you can never express yourself or be unique
>you always have to turn up to the same place, even if you're not doing anything
I really hate the normie 9 to 5 schedule, I'm always thinking on how I can break out from this, so while college grads are slaving for their employers I'll create a start up or something, but I haven't thought of anything yet. Anyone else feel like this?
Not really some employers have great benefits. Currently I'm a electrician but I file a 10-99 for taxes because the way my job works now I'm a subcontracted employee for a place. I really miss my paid holidays and vacation from where I used to work. If you're employed and get vacation and holidays and make at least 10 or 11 and hour your set for a place to live at least where I reside anyway. I was renting a 3 bedroom house while going to school and I was making 9 an hour. Now though i make more but since I'm filing a 10-99 instead of 10-40 for taxes I probably will have to pay back taxes instead of getting money back.
>>35171800
I can understand if you're fortunate enough to have gone to a top school, have exceptional connections and can secure a top paying job i.e. working as a senior engineer at Google or whatever. But that's not the case for most people. My Dad makes more than I will ever make and he didn't even graduate high school, if he were employed for the same job he'd earn a quarter of what he makes
I don't think jobs are inherently cucky but the huge majority are.
I think some jobs seen as cucky aren't even that cucky due to the honesty. People who work in an investment bank after university work 100 hours a week but this is with high pay and an implicit understanding that they will probably leave after two years with a much improved CV.
I think the cucky nature of jobs manifests itself in terms of implicit demands on employees such as staying later without pay, unpredictable hours, being passed up for promotion due to not being good friends with your manager, forced friendliness etc. Although of course some jobs are just cucky by nature.
who else wants the new zelda?
>>35171671
I don't want anything. I'm incapable of caring about things.
>>35171671
can you imagine if zelda was actually a girl?
Would you fuck her guys?
Complete hambeast and I swear I'm into just skinny girls but I want to try some kinky stuff like getting my ass ate and I think this is a great opportunity.
>>35171631
I mean I love fat girls, so yes.
Yeah.
Don't date her though.
>>35171631
I am absolutely despereate so yeah probably.
t.king of manlets who is not in horrible shape (not in good either anymore though) but has a 5/10 face
>tfw to intelligent to be bad at math
>tfw too bad at math to be intelligent
>>35171712
a much more relatable feel
>>35171598
>tfw too math at intelligent to bad be