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>Fapping 2-3 times a day, can't resist the urge, but always feel like shit after
>Read some self improvement shit, talking about "healthy masturbation", saying masturbating without porn/nudes/whatever and without fantasizing is good for you
>Tried it out, hard as fuck to cum, but really strong orgasm and just feeling good and relaxed after, not exhausted or depressed like usual

I know most of you are tired, depressed and watch a lot of porn, just like me, that's why you're here. I've made a deal with myself that I can fap as much as I want to, but no watching anything and no fantasizing. Only been three days so far but I think this is going to change me for the better, so try it out.

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Have you ever experienced sever abstinence symptoms?

This sunday I stopped drinking alcohol. I used to drink 0,5 - 1,0 l vodka everyday for more than half a year. Now I have delirium and hallucinations. But contrary to what I read on the internet it's a fascinating experience. I see deformed grotesque faces (yet beautiful in their own way), bugs everywhere (spiders and larvae), I can feel them on my skin. I hear angelic and demonic voices, alarm sounds non-stop. But it's beautiful. Solid trip.

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Am i the only one who tremble at the gym even when the exercise is easy?
Dafuk happening here

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>tfw no man hating SJW gf to kick you in the ball and call you a filthy oppressor

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>someone anonymously insults my character online

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Omegle thread.

Get in here. It's a Monday night, which means no normies.

tags: r9k, omegler9k, r9komegle, robot9001

Optional: 4chan

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So basically people say that if the girl is on top, you are going to have a daughter, if you are top a male.
Buy what happens sideways? Like looking in the eyes.

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They said just stay away... And now I wish I had... I'm so in love with you... my silly girl ;__;

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>tfw every dream I've ever had involves being something great
>complete failure at everything I've ever tried
>give up quickly all the time as I believe if you don't exceed in about a month it's not worth trying

Who /knowstheirplace/ here?

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>severe breast fetishism such that my sexuality centers around them, and I never look up or can enjoy porn focusing on anything else
>feel shame for fetishizing macromastia despite it being a medical condition
>even most girls in pornography whose chests are considered to be big seem very small to me
>the chances of me acquiring a girlfriend at all are already extremely low, but finding a girlfriend with boobs I consider even sort of big would be veritably impossible
>the chances of any woman enjoying breast play even remotely to the extent that I do is incredibly unlikely, and she would expect me to want to touch her vagina at some point and would be immensely frustrated for me to have no interest in that; it would always just be foreplay to her rather than the main event
>resultantly, I am embarrassed and ashamed of this, and I would rather just have no sexual interests at all than to be so selfish with and frustrating to a romantic partner, so I would feel this constant pressure to basically just try to act asexual
>realistically, large breasts only naturally lead to greater attention and thus generally greater self-esteem (though women can also be embarrassed about having large breasts), and so frequently lend to having a big ego and promiscuity due to girls with them easily recognizing their value
>with my ideal of a girlfriend who is a shy, unwanted, unexperienced loner already being very uncommon, for her to have big boobs to the size I find best, that ideal would essentially only exist in my oriental comic books

All of the women I've ever been romantically attracted to have been flat-chested anyway just because it's not a metric I use to gauge my love for a girl, but it still bothers me and frustrates me to think about since it's such an integral part of my sexuality.

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>"Anon, I wanna GRAPE you in the mouth!!"

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>10th grade 2013
>in an alternative school for being expelled from my previous school
>get a really liberal world history teacher
>literally praises islam and shits on white people the whole time
>she's a fat white bitch
>says that capitalism will be the downfall of america just like rome
>reee dont tread on me
>everytime she says Allah I say akbar immediately after
>start wearing a blanket around my head to look like a terrorist
>ask her if we can watch isis videos in the middle of class
>ALLAH AKBAR in the middle of class randomly
>she hates me at this point refuses to even looks at me
>ALLAH AKBAR
>at this point everyone is scared of me thinks I'll blow up the school

This shit isn't even made up I did this the entire year while I was in alternative school

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>feel pretty good today
>girl talks to me instead of the other way around
>in class there's a pretty cute girl, don't talk to her though, but promise myself i'll talk to her next time
>see a lot of new qts walking around campus
>feel pretty alright, even seeing stuff that usually annoys me doesn't bother me, because life seems to bright
>get home
>only to learn old unrequited love has just gotten engaged
>whole day is completely ruined and get completely depressed
why do people have to grow up so fast?

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Tell me about how much you love Adam Lanza.

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>momma found the dingle dangle poop-sleeve