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Nice, friend. Why didn't you reply to my post in the last thread, though?

seems like a good idea, if you ever need an alibi for something
I was collecting boxes for things I bought but it's getting too big so I started using them to store cables and shit, I might end up collapsing them all

>>35184408
I don't think that's so bad. When you're hooked on someone, you'll fantasise any way possible to be important to them and have a defining part in their life. The whole dead uncle thing just seemed to provide another avenue for that kind of fantasy.

>>35184833
>The whole dead uncle thing just seemed to provide another avenue for that kind of fantasy.
Nah. That's exactly what makes it sociopathic.

>>35185240
A sociopath wouldn't care or even acknowledge the thought was wrong in the first place. Morbid thoughts or fantasies isn't solely indicative of sociopathy.

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Ooh yah I just want a thiccuuuum!!!

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All I want is me a thiccum...

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Lord please bless me with one thiccum...

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She is so fucking cutee omg watched it too keep her on forever

>>35184128
She looked cuter and more adult

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>its another mom tries to guilt me into doing things i don't want to and she gets angry when i don't do them day

i keep telling myself ill be out of this house soon but who honestly knows

>its a try to skip class but forget im at community college where i can get dropped from class after 3 excused absences miniseries

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>>35184186
I know that feel all to well anon.

What the fuck are you talking about blacks have it the worst

>>35184033
Good goyim hehe

>>35184061
How to not be a virgin, make friends, and stop posting on imageboards:

1. Be white
2. Be tall
3. ?????
4. Profit

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>>35183924
I've lost enjoyment in my hobbies since I was about 20 due to this. Why get skilled at something if I have no one to share it with?

>tfw able to enjoy practicing art for the sake of it
>tfw able to enjoy practicing guitar for the sake of it
>tfw able to enjoy practicing piano for the sake of it
I've accepted that irl humans mean nothing to me, and now I'm finally able to enjoy being myself

If you hate your job, you will never be happy. You will never find a balance. Do what makes you happy and please for the love of god do not go back to anime.

Work until you can afford to anime for the rest of your life.

>>35183900
Only way to escape this purgatory is to hustle something or work temp. It's unlikely you will ever be readmitted to the world of the steady unless you pull off some amazing feat of dedication and hard work, but then why would you go steady at that point? You'd be amazing, so you wouldn't.

>>35183900
You could try hauling packages for Amazon or something. All the (good) jobs in my area are like that - either you move shit in the warehouse or you drive a truck. It's difficult work, but they pay decently (my first job at UPS paid around $11/hr) and you get healthcare and shit through the union.

>>35184511
how did you get that job ? Apply online or in person ? I don't know anyone that works at UPS though I have talked to guys at the local UPS store a bit.

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Bro that means I am Hitler

>>35183778
yep, my wastebasket is an auschwitz of dead kleenex babies

>each ejaculation averages about 300 million sperms
>you killed the entire population of the earth in your teens

>>35183614
the internet is infested with shills and social engineering (plain brainwash)
it also wont take that much longer until they take anonymous webs away

>>35184460
>it also wont take that much longer until they take anonymous webs away
Good, that'll get rid of the normalfags since you'll have to go out of you way

>>35184834
lol, once its that far you will go to prison for using something like this
except you are some top level hacker virgin whos literally better than the government algorithms

H.P.Selflovecraft

bump 2bhwyf

>>35183555
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Nice

these servers are always 70% normie, 20% trap, 10% roastie, but you can have a bump anyway

Didn't Angie get butblasted because the thousands of photos she took of herself were spread across the Internet inducing ejaculations?

Fap to loli porn

>>35183398

Clean your room and then update your resume.

>>35183398
Sharpen Pitchfork? http://imgur.com/a/tfV4o

>>35183361
no that is how mothers talk to toddlers

>>35183361
ASMR Darking a shit
Here's some real gf asmr kino
https://youtu.be/Zr799najsv4

So is this an asmr thread? Currently enjoying this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8TfGDXoId8

>tfw so lonely use asmr to simulate a females touch.