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Considering this was 5 years ago, i do wonder where he is now, and how he's held up.

reading through it atm

>that christmas story at the beginning ish of the thread

damn

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>>35187767
>What have I become
/devilish/

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>>35187767
>9/10 asian/white mix, known for being a virign, with huge but still perky tits and a nice ass asks if I want her to suck my cock
>Say no
hahah i tricked that stupid bitch

>>35187767
>this post was a lie
>it never happened
>mfw pathological liar

I agree, although much of my journal entries are full of anger. I should seek a way to resolve all of this... Pent up anger.

>>35187705
I tried, but I put too much thought into it and it sounded cringy and autistic. Can't have that existing.

>>35187672
You're gonna fail anyway if you don't do something about your situation.

I know that feel. I tried going to college, but couldn't keep up with the work. Too scared to try selling stuff or something. I'm just stuck being a worker drone forever.

What will happen when you try something new? You'll fail. You'll fail a lot because you haven't done it before, and it'll scare you to go back to trying something new, or again because you've failed before. More than likely if you try something new, you'll lose that part-time job. That shitty part-time job that is keeping you living in poverty. I'm guessing you live in the USA. Go to a community college. Nobody is too stupid for that. Apply for financial aid, find ways that the government you pay taxes for can help you. Explore the world, you don't have to go across the world to learn about its wonders, start reading. Read about anything, more than likely there are books about it (there are books about adult diaper communities dude). Find out what you like, and go to school for it. You can do anything man, anything. Scary things will always be scary, but you have to be better than those scary things. It's the brave Knights we read about in fairytales that are rewarded as heroes. We all have that bravery inside us, most of us just silence it. You have to prove to yourself that it exists, and you have to control yourself, not be controlled by yourself. The one thing that you can never allow to be taken from you is control over yourself. You are the most qualified person to control you. You understand You the most, so why let someone else control You? You are failing because something else has taken the reigns of your life, but you MUST take your control back. Never allow yourself to quit. The only time it's too late to win is when you're dead. You can still make something of yourself, you can still be great, you can still be better. You just have to make the first step of moving forward, and leaving your fears behind. You can do it Anon.

>>35187624

Does anyone interesting exist anymore? I need some people who can make me think

>>35187773

Yeah man, just talk. It's chill.

Chill, a lot of people have them

As long as you're not going bald you're a-okay. A few grey hairs aren't bad and unnoticeable unless you look hard

t. 21 year old with quite a few grey hairs, have had them for over 4 years now

>>35187573
Your best bet is a whole food plant based diet + nopoo

>>35187573
this, OP>>35187597
baldness is what kills us
but i fucking envy both of you, can't wait to get grey hair and look even more msierable

t. 20 with extremely healthy hair

whats oneitis
whats t. mean

Honestly I would rather get a negative response than none at all.
Not knowing one way or the other is worse than knowing for sure she doesn't like you

>>35187697
>oneitis
Basically means that girl that has you wrapped around her finger. You think the world of her, don't think there's anyone else like her. Think a middle school crush but for adults
>t.
I think it's like swedish or norwegian for "regards". Denotes that it's being said by a specific person.

>>35187438
This isn't /b/ fuck off faggot
Oregano post

>>35187438
>represents collars used on slaves
im dying

>>35187438
not a lot of overlap b/t choker-wearing stacies and feminists

>>35187372
No. The stupid cements harder as they grow up. The only way to make a woman not stupid is to have raised her right to begin with.

It's possible to mind break them by raping them repeatedly.

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>>35187457
>raise her right
What do you have in mind? Circumcision?
>>35187518
Yeah but with the whole feminism movement they're really after innocent rapists like you and me. Go figure.

>>35187352
that sounds like it feels pretty good

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>dick is looking extra big and full
>get even more turned on by how it looks
>this makes it even bigger and fuller

just to clear up any confusion, we paid $6 initially for the statue and marked it up a lot, because we can.

It's only going to get worse. We're naturally moving towards Oligarchal Collectivism.

>>35187234
What are you some kind of fucking faggot?

>>35187152
Anna Speckhart


>original comment

Don't bother. She's a model and dates Chads exclusively.

>>35187445
Do you have a link to that video?

>>35187024
Stop. Right now.

How original

>>35187024
Im getting too shit faced, see you all tomorrow

>>35186901
This triggers you? Shit, women are capable of so much worse, of ruining your life in ways you can't even imagine.

>>35186948
i'm well aware of that, thats why im trying to find another woman so i can stop feeling like a stupid piece of shit that got lucky one time with some bitch who stepped all over my heart BUT ITS NOT FUCKING WORKING

Weak b8, try again later.

>>35186872
Please don't tell me you're one of them.

>>35186855
You're right, OP. I spend my time predominately browsing /r9k/ and fapping - objectively superior pass times for the robot.