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>>39241821
because they have the keys to the kingdom just because they're attractive and even if they aren't attractive they still do because of make-up. I think I can be upset about the fact that women don't need to work to be successful while men do.

>>39242054
Dude hard work should inspire you. Why care they get shit easy, people who get shit easy lose it easy.

You're working hard, great people, dillian, pacaiso, Newton. They risked failure and did hadd work and look where they are.

All that energy spent hating then can be channeled into work

>>39242127
also, objectively, men are more successful kek

>>39241820
Agreed, i fucking hate it here. I dont know how I will be able to find anyone to relate to let alone be friends with.

yep
anyone from IU East here?

It's probably any of the Ivy League schools or some state school in Florida.

Too scared of the psychological consequences of being penetrated

I'm too tall and manly to pass. If this weren't the case I would almost certainly have become a girl by now.

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>>39241601
That's such a hot video. To answer your question im trying to. Just started a high estrogen diet and butt workouts. As well as buying a lot more female clothing. I would want to suck at least one cock this year.
>Pic not me, trap on soc I look sort of like

Robot culture has been dead for two years now.
The only notable threads last year were

>ohiobot
>marinafag
>the dude who got doxxed after raiding sisters panties

I have all in case you niggas missed it.

>>39241742
would you mind posting them?
>>39241590
dumb frogposter

>>39241742
>>the dude who got doxxed after raiding sisters panties
that shit was hilarious

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>>39241295
I met up with a guy and sold him some drugs. Never heard from him again

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taking bets lads, will ebin ever come out of the closet?
also kyle, the fact that you literally refuse to ever talk about this image is just further evidence, might have to add it desu

>>39241471
>pretend to get emergency text message
>say you gotta go make a call and act distressed
>leave and go home when she's not looking

I am relieved just thinking about this scenario.

I'll do it if you'll be okay with my Pectus carinatum.

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I really like the beach and this scenario would not present difficulties to me

I would have trouble on a ski trip though

>>39241402


Don't bee discouraged op.
Cooking takes practice. You might fail at one thing and then make something else like a pro.
Try again, you'll get it right.

Were they over cooked or undercooked? Did the water boil over?

>>39241462
They were my last eggs and they exploded almost as soon as I put them in the water. So I ended up with a big ol' pot of weird eggshell-popcorn soup.

>>39241402
They're a pain in the ass to make. Put the eggs in cold water, just covered. Pop a lid on and bring it to a boil for ten minutes, turn off heat and leave for another 10. Run them under cold water.

>>39241233
>facial structure
>penis size
>height
>hair
>the rest

>financial status
>social status
>penis size
>everything else
femanon btw

>>39241233
>financial status
>facial structure
>height
Power Gap #1
>social status
>personality
>hair
Power Gap #2
>penis size
>hygiene
>grooming
>body fat %

What if I'm a former fatass with disgusting excess skin?

>>39241256
Once a fatass, always a fatass. Get in the chamber tubby.

>>39241256

Save up for surgery you'll be ok

>>39241015
>is fat
>is gay
option b

Option A but only if it's a girl dick

>>39241015
Is anal penetration a requirement for option b? If not then that one.

You're 18, keep the money and save a up for a small appartment

>>39241116
Can't mate
Parents forced me to get a car and my own phone plan along with insurance

>>39240964
Fuck them.
Take the money and search for apartment. They are going to ruin your life

>>39240905
im not anglo and i smell good

i also have above average inteliigence

I have an Asian girlfriend

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Because judging an individual based on the characteristics of a group is a dum dum thing to do. Bad anon, no racism in my safe space.

>>39240829
Women benefit from taxes more than men do.

I'll try my best, but given that I have five and a half more months until my lease runs out and I can move back to civilization, I can't make any promises.

>Don't kill yourself, think of all the taxes you haven't paid yet!

>>39240718
lust
envy
sloth
pride
wrath
greed
gluttony

>>39240718
Sloth
Wrath
Envy
Greed
Lust
Pride
Gluttony

King Bradly made a better wrath story and design wise. Just throwing that out there.

>G
>S
>E
>W
>Greed
>P
>L

It's a trick, don't fall for it. They want you to spend money you don't have. That's how they make money.

Fpbp.
We're also in the middle of a credit bubble when they'll give credit to literally anyone.
Zero down mortgages are back. Hunker down, folks.

>>39240778
>>39240825
There is literally nothing wrong with building your credit. Use a credit card for small purchases that you can pay off within the month.