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>>35189504
Nah, but why didn't you cum?
It took me a while my first time because I was on an SSRI, but it still happened eventually.

Do you masturbate too much?

Putting your penis inside a female vagina(no matter for how long) means you are no longer a virgin, anon.

INGREDIENTS: BREAD TEA (FILTER WATER, LACKING REA SOLID), LEMON JUICE CONCENTRATE, GLUCOSE, TAURR, CITRIC ACID, SODIUM CITRATE, PANAM GINXENG EXTRACT, NATRUAL FLAVORS, MAGNESIUM LACTATE DIGHYDRATE, MONOPATOSSSIUM PHOSPHATE, CALCIUM LACTATE PENTAHYUDRATE, CAFFEINE SUCRALOSE, CONDENTRACTED CONCOUNTE WATER, NICINAMIDE (VIT. B3), salt, D-CALCIUM PANTOTHENATE (VIT. B5), QUERCETIN DIHYDRATE, L0CARNITINETART.

going for dubs yet again, insert secondary clause

if you tried that with me you'd get punched the fuck out

>>35189094
I dont think you will have to worry about being hugged or touched

>>35189094

this tbqh actually family

would you hire a mid 20s NEET with no education beyond high school?

Fuck off you cunty little bitch

I have 6 years customer service experience, experience in two different point of sale systems, office experience, and a 90 wpm typing speed but no degree.

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>>35188723
I want my childhood back anons
>ywn grow up again
>ywn again trundle your way to school on an old bus through the fields of Indiana
>ywn again meet up with your old school friends and play a game of football at recess
>ywn again feel the first stirrings of pure, innocent love staring at a beautiful fourth-grader with long ringlets of dark-brown hair
>ywn again sit in the waning hours of a Midwestern spring day as your father grills up some burgers
>ywn again go on a weekend trip to Indianapolis
>ywn again know the pride of graduating elementary school and enjoy that last perfect field day
>ywn again go to middle school with almost all your same friends because you're from a small town
>ywn again fall in love with a qt3.14 with short blonde hair and hear that she loves you too
Now I'm in college thousands of miles away from everything I loved as a child and I'm fucking alone
It hurts to live

>>35188723
That's a feel I didn't need at 1 am. Yo, joejonasrox, I know you were probably a man but I had fun playing with you and it was nice to think a girl liked me.

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Only 5 years celibate
Your power level is weak
You realize wizards lurk these places yes?

>>35188691
Do you believe in an afterlife
Oregano

>>35188746
It's not my first time
I'm 34 years old, I can only count five years because I got wasted one night and got a Blowey-Joey

And because of that I know I wouldn't ever be a wizard, closest I could be is a monk

why havent you killed yourself yet

unsurprisingly the robot blocked this

>>35188582
situps are useless stop doing them

>>35188648
because it gets better, soon i will be buff and the girls will want me

>>35188721
but i want abs. whats a good home exercise for abs then?

You might want to check out https://systemspace.link/

>>35188475
Thank you for responding. Also, a couple threads ago you mentioned that a timestamp is also needed on the page but I signed up when this wss not required, am I still on the list?

>>35188575
A timestamp is only needed when you wish to get your EID (and you first submitted in a thread) or you wish to sign out. So you're fine!

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>>35188272
Not as long as I'm around

i'm rarely around

>>35188272
I mean.. you're not really wrong about that I guess.

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intriguing zambozzle copulation

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interesting bozoonga procreating

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>>35188188
>cut boy
>foreskin

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>cut boy's foreskin

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>>35188249
>>35188278
I MEANT CUTE, FUCK!

>>35188155

abra abra cadabra. I wanna reach out and grab ya

I used to like this song. Now it feels like it's mocking me.

>>35188117
>even this ugly/average girls have orbiters

You either die a cuck or live long enough to an hero and still die a cuck

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Damn OP, you are one presumptuous muthafucka

>call 911
officer the niggers are harassing me again, bring the tazers

>>35188057
kek, are you guys in a remedial class or something

>>35187926
Is that EIiza? or

Bitch I'm depressed in ways you don't even understand.

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>>35188212
what's it like to be depressed, anon?