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Just got broken up with. Actually feeling kinda free. Figured I'd come to this board and ask how I'm actually supposed to be feeling? She had BPD btw
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>>35191297
>BPD
>free
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH
See you in 2 weeks when something bad happens in her life and she forces into her life again
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Good for you. Don't go back.
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>>35191297

>just got broke up with...

FUCK OFF NORMIE

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>tfw mom asked me to buy groceries for din din

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35191120
Are you so fat you can't even go to the shops? Fucking americans
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>>35191133
more like americafatcunts am I right hahahaha
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>>35191139
>more like americafatcunts

lmao

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>be me
>develop super computer calculator
>gains sentience through my programming
>begin teaching it of life
>teaching it of humnity
>it learns
>time passes
>its my friend
>we do many things to advance the world.
>refuse to move from their original body
>corruption in the code
>causes proccesses to repeat a few times
>it begets itself
>The more proccesses run the more they repeat themselves
>they are dying
>their last moments
>to far gone to speak
>graph me the world
>show me everything the way they see it
>in numbers and lines
>slowly the processes are filled with errors
>slowly the graphs and numbers start to make no sense.
>final graph
>what could be a heart
>then static
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>>>/reddit/
we come here to share are miserable life stories
not for creativity
nice pic tho
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>>35191195
Either way it is original

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>practice gf said she was going to kill herself before she met me

looks like someone's getting married out of guilt.
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>>35190894
How is it your fault, tough? Normal humans are supposed to put up with breakups, if she can't handle that she deserves to die.

You can't let yourself be manipulated.
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Anon, a practice gf is not meant to be taken seriously. Dump her at the next available opportunity and find yourself a new one.
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>>35190928
This. Don't sacrifice your happiness and wellbeing for someone else's. If she does kill herself, it's not your fault in any way shape or form

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Any robots live in Port Jervis? I have a couple of questions.
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>>35190812
Literally where the fuck is that?
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>>35190812
New York? I frequent that area.

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>Just came and it went all over my legs
How good are normalfags at smelling this? Should I shower? I wiped some off with a towel but my legs are still kinda sticky.
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they can tell. clean it off
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anyone with half a nostril can smell old cum
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Spray some deodorant on your legs.

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>tfw brainlet
>tfw absentminded
>tfw always seem to take the hardest longest way to do anything
>tfw speech is full of spoonerisms, stuttering, freezing up trying to think of what to say as if I've had a fucking stroke
>tfw can't banter or small talk because brain doesn't work fast enough
>tfw not funny because not sharp and quick witted
>tfw rest of family are intelligent and funny
>tfw unexplained scar on head and think I was dropped as a baby and parents have kept it a secret
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>>35190311
top post anon, chuckled internally
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>tfw dropped on head as a baby multiple times and no one kept it secret
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>>35190358
My dad used to play that game where you throw your baby up in the air and catch them but he's not exactly co ordinated.

How are you holding up bros?
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I am going to explode
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Post Persian qts.

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>"Anon, why do you always take the cover off your books"
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>he takes the covers off the books
Jesus op at least put a spoiler on that you degenerate piece of trash
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>>35190259
I like the hard cover texture. The smell, the sound when it gets old, the feeling of holding dragon skin. The shitty plastic covers are always slippery and tear itself appart.

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>ywn carry his babies
>ywn talk to him about massacring people
>ywn binge watch Elliot Rodger videos with him while cuddling
why even live
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Stop posting pictures of yourself its embarrassing.

>inb4 "stalker"
Even more embarrassing.
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>>35190141
Meh if I were him I would never stop touching myself hehe

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>>35190089
there are too many people and not enough boards.
either migrate to a less trafficked board or go to double chan.
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>>35190163
that's not even the main problem.
this is obviously a website made for abused/mentally ill teenagers. it's not a place for serious disscussion. we shouldn't be here.
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Wouldn't have it any other way.
>>"""social""" network where no sense of community can exist because recognize anyone else and nobody is attached to their own identity
There are appreciable thoughts and feelings rarely found in places like this that never exist within proper communities.
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>>35190089
Whatever you say ledditor. Fuck you cuck.

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>tfw i get physically sick from my anxiety to the point where i can't visit classes since i'd puke myself there

YOU SAID IT WILL GET BETTER IF I HAVE SEX
YOU SAID THAT IF I HAVE FRIENDS I AM NORMIE
I TRIED TO BE NORMAL I HAD FRIENDS AND RELATIONSHIPS
WHY CAN'T I BE FUCKING NORMAL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35190054
Get a fucking psych appointment and get medication then
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>>35190075
how is one meant to be able to afford a psych appointment if they cannot hold down a job due to their symptoms?

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Negro Inferno
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>>35189975
I like it. Has a nice ring to it.

how the fuck is this not original
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>>35190038
hahah new meme

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Is it normal to NOT like music anymore? I have been listening to mainly sounds of sea waves, nature sounds and white noise for over a year now.
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>>35189830
I always just play my song of the week over and over until I get sick of it. I have no idea how to find new music.
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I'd say it's normal. Music today is 99% autotune-ridden mediocre shit, 0.5% terrible hipster shit, 0.4 somewhat listenable shit and 0.1% actually good and original shit that took talent and effort to make.
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>>35189853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_tS18cp0HQ

i've been hooked on this shit here for months

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I'm catching Yellow Fever.
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>>35189631
>tfw black with yellow fever

I never asked for this
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>>35189652
you'll be fine

are filipinos yellow enough?
they love the BBC
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>>35189631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oopsNR1_pbM

i've been rubbing it to these korean streaming dancers

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