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Why are Black people better at Art than Politics?
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>>35192549
Hard day at work eh soros?
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>>35192549
Because all they think about is being black
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>>35192575
Can't announce a sage against the rules.
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How do I get over what I missed out on? Particulary highschool sex/love.
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You won't. It's amazing, the little things. Like awkwardly holding hands under the table because she was too shy to do it outright, being her first boyfriend and all. I remember our first kiss, it was bad. I still had braces, and she had this goofy smile. It's so painfully awkward to think back to but I wouldn't trade it for anything. I miss her, and I miss young love. You're never gonna experience giddy, hormone filled love, anon. Consider suicide.
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>>35192591
Hmm...
I can't be bothered to be original right now.
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ITT: times it went worse than expected.
>wanted to chock a girl i liked in school. I showed her a gruesome gore video. She went hysteric and had to go home.
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>>35192448
Next time try just choking her with your hands.
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>>35192475
I though it was what chad would do. I wasn't even trying to be original.
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>tfw BMI of 26
>can't starve myself faster
fuggg
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26 BMI?
what are you, fresh out of a concentration camp?
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>>35192451
my dude that's overweight
and obese on some BMI's
i'm going for a target weight of under 210
190 to 185
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I never asked friends or other people about their lives during conversations. Mostly because I don't care about anything and I don't expect them to ask me the same.
That makes me an asshole and I just realized that it might be one of the reasons I feel the way I do. Does anyone else suffer from this?
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Can you shop a cat head on that picture?
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>>35192314
i do the same thing but didn't realize it. i also don't care but now i make a little effort to ask a couple things about someone to help the flow of conversation and so i don't seem self centered
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>>35192314
I've noticed that I basically never "push forward" in a conversation, like even if someone mentions something that would be interesting to hear about the thought doesn't even occur to me until several hours later
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has anyone ever stalked you as their enemy a decade after high school for no apparent reason?
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Now that's some fucked up obsession
Why would he/she keep coming back for someone they hate?
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>>35192240
because some people are drama queens who thrive off of it
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>>35192254
smhtbhfam
Such masochism
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what job would allow me to take 20+ people with me in death?
Pros if I can get away with it.
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Train conductor. As an added bonus you'll occasionally get to splatter a drunk hobo or suicidal person
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Cult leader
Religious extremist
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>>35192107
porn star with aids
I want to mechanicalise my life.
Timetables kept with alarms, accounting for all my education, work, recreation etcetera.
Meal plans and fitness program laid out genau.
clothing use, other items etcetera planned ir semiplanned.
All linked to a multiple enforcing computers and trained recognition of timetable events in habit.
So, what tips have you got for doing this and what means can I use to keep this?
Also, what is the most optimal way to keep morale and energy generally at suitable levels?
I want to rid myself of human inconsistency, inefficiency and emotional bugs.
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please reply.
wow i remember asking my gf this (please reply) coz i told her to kill herself as a joke and she tried
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>>35192103
Sounds interesting. Would be impossible for me since I can't even get out of bed in the morning, let alone keep a rigorous schedule of anything
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>>35192103
This never works. You know this never works. You're trying to tell yourself that maybe you'll be able to do what nobody else has done, plan your entire life and reliably stick to your plans, but you're not special.
How could you be? You're not special, you're just like us. Equally human and equally incapable of keeping your promises to yourself.
This never works not because everyone else is an idiot. It never works because if you had the willpower required to stick to such a schedule, you wouldn't need a schedule like that anyway.
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I can't decide whether or not to jack off tonight
What should i do?
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do it and have a pity bump while at it
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>>35191927
Don't do it so you can have an even better fap later!
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i wna cum ina puci
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>>35191882
>dfw doo indeliguhnt vor seks
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>>35191882
Plz leme doo the sex wee in da ladie bitz
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>>35192595
*boi bitz
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Daily Unemployed/Underemployed STEM major thread 2017-02-28 12:32:43 Post No.35191809
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Cause there's probably more of us than you realize
Today's picture Messier 104
Also known as the sombrero galaxy
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>>35191809
Wow, Imagine, theres probably some alien robot in that picture that cant get that sweet alien pussy
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>>35192928
Reproduction would probably work differently
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acting like this place contains one or two non-virgins..
So atleast share some awkward sex stories.
>a girl in a bar is too drunk
>I walk up to her and help her outside
>she is kida flirty and funny
>says "you gonna follow me home and huuuh... gonna be a good boye?"
>she can't even stand straight but im intrigued and follow her for a while
>it's real easy, I don't have to make any sense, she doesn't care
>suddenly she stand still, look at me and hold out her hand
>she let me kiss her
>come home to her small dorm room
>she takes off pants and lay down in bed
>I strip but keep my underwear and t-shirt on
>as soon as she lay down she's half asleep
>I kiss her but she can't even keep her eyes open
>don't dare to fuck her
>grap her boobs and jack off
>in the morning she is tired and asks me to leave
I kinda count this as the time I lost my virginity. I doubt I'll ever get that close anytime soon again.
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>35191783(faggot)
not even worth a (you)
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>>35191845
Kys (me)
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Keep acting then fagwads
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Underside of my dick is flaky, I don't even fap that much.
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>>35191524
same, but i fap alot
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>>35191546
it hurts after a while
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Might have scratched it raw in your sleep. It's summer here and some nights get hot as fuck and I get sweaty balls that get itchy and I scratch the fuck out of them. I'm usually half asleep at the time and don't realise how rough I'm being. After a couple of days I notice the flaky skin. Shit is fun to peel off.
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I'm Andrew, but you can call me Vegeta 2017-02-28 11:53:55 Post No.35191491
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I'm Andrew, but you can call me Vegeta
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Full force power! A young robot survives 400 bee stings by involking Vegeta
https://youtu.be/OcBzUlstOko
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>>35191491
*invoking
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>>35191504
hush, op's rusfaggot and he's speaking with russian accent
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> be me
> watching porn
> "wow this qt is such a doll, sure wish she was my gf"
> google her
> look at her instagram
> she's gotten fucking HUGE
> all her instagrams are her begging for donations for her gofundme
> "pls i have medical problems, no car, not getting work cuz of industry"
> all she needs is 5k
> 5k guys thats it
> a tear falls from my cheek
> use it as lube
> i fap off to her crying video where she says she might be thrown out of her apartment
> write on her instagram...
> "thanks for making my life feel better you fat bitch"
I went from suicidal to happy in 1 fap session. As bad as things are I live in a nice warm comfy house, rent free with my mom, pretty fast internet, tasty foods, and i am winning my fantasy hockey league. I could be a broke ass porn slut begging for money (she's only got 1k/5k) on the cusp of suckng aid dicks to stay alive.
Life is good.
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>find instagram of an old porn star I used to like in the 90s
>aged like fucking milk
>"i have cervial cancer"
wew lad
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>>35191306
Can i get some sauce on this original coment