Finally got broken up with by my BPD gf, I feel safe and free now
Am I /r9k/ material now that I'm all alone? Is this really the last I saw of her?
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you never had a gf it was all you
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>>35193577
So I was a robot right form the start? Damn, hurts
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>BPD gf
No, you were banging a girl with BPD. They can't really have proper relationships.
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Tfw no sweaty bf to let me lick off the musk and dirt from him after a long work out
tfw no steam bf to tease and bully me while touching myself
tfw no anon cock to worship like a good boy
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>>35193497
Please stop, enough already...
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>another trap thread
Fuck off
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I'd grind your face to a pulp after a long workout.
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>tfw made my usual rice and cheese meal
>tfw do not want to eat now
>tfw slowly becoming sadder as the minutes pass
The fuck is wrong with me. I know I'm depressed, but it never comes like this.
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>;_;
Will someone come murder me?
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eat something besides cheese and rice
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ITT: Bad things that happened today 2017-02-28 02:47:39 Post No.35193347
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ITT: Bad things that happened today
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>injured my arm in knight training today
>ftw can no longer fight in combat for stacies attention
What went wrong with your day Anon?
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>>35193347
>knight
>roman soldier
You goofd
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>>35193347
>tfw got shot by a Frenchmen on the first day of the campaign
>have to return home shamefully without celebrating any victories
What will my girl think of me... I failed the Fuhrer.
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>>35193358
as if stacy cares which one
>>35193379
what year are you from.....?
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>no home
>no people
>no race
>no family
>no friends
>no love
You are a wandering ghost. You never existed. To be a gypsy would be an honour, but you aren't one. The most you can amount to is latch on to some people somewhere and be their servant, look after them, care for them, treat them like you are family, but they will never accept you.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
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>no race
oh noooo boohooo so that would mean I lack the ability to take credit for other people's accomplishments just because we are of the same race?
that must be heartbreaking to the loser
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The West has fallen. Rome is dead, long live Rome.
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>be travelling by car with mom and dad
>very long journey
>we stop at gas station
>go to restroom
>cleaning guy is there
>stand in front of urinal
>can't pee
>spend like two minutes with the pee at the top of my weewee refusing to come out
>pretend I peed and flush
>go back to car
>hold my pee for another 6 hours
I can't pee is there is someone nearby
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>>35193263
tell ur mummy n daddy u gotta pee again, maybe they' ll stoop soon
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Try pretending you are at home. Like close your eyes and imagine in details where you do comfy pees at home. It helps me.
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>>35193623
but i would need a bottle for that
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What do you do about your huge round disgusting forehead? Do you cover it with hair? If yes how the fuck do you manage to keep it in place (already tried every hairspray there is) ? Is s big forehead the most disgusting JUST feature there is?
How do you cope with never being able to show your forehead a d living in constant fear of being exposed by the wind?
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Nothing, no and I dont. Hair is a commodity. If Natalie Portman can rock a forehead so can you. Just accept you're bald under all the hair.
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>>35193224
>round disgusting forehead
Do you even remember what differentiates us from monkeys?
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>>35193673
Evolution is a lie. You probably think the world is round too
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ITT: embarrassing things we have done in public
Every time before I go down stairs, I would always take off my shoes, set them aside, and pray while bowing down for a good 20 seconds. I believe that if you don't pray then you are going to Hell.
>be me
>at the hospital
>the secretary says that the office is at the third floor
>there were only the elevators and the stairs but only for "emergencies"
>was force to use the elevators
>once in had a panic attack
>there were two people inside
>I started praying
>they were asking if I was okay
>continued praying
>they ignored me
>realized what I've done and was started to cry
>left the hospital and called saying "my mother had an accident."
>mfw
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wut tho
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>>35193274
I don't understand?
original comment 768
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>>35193222
>must pray before all elevation changes
Lord, I would like to thank You for bestowing this weed upon me, so that I may enjoy the absurdity of Your creation. Amen.
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Cracky-chan, 2008.
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>no pillowcase full of dough gf
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>>35193134
>he likes dead gf's who boast some junk and malaysian fake tits
What a 4channer.
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You know, life is not fair, it wasn't meant to be fair. Just don't waste too much energy on things you can't control, ok?
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>>35193024
wise words Anon, where is this coming from?
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>>35193024
go fuck yourself I'm original
niggers aklfnalsdskl;af nwoeh
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That's why I'm unemployed.
Orgynelini.
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Dumping an acct I've downloaded ~30gb from.
>inb4 fuck off /b/
I hate /b/
Dubs gets it gentlemen
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>>35192945
go on then
just this once
use my doubles as a cunt
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>>35192966
Winrar
deejay79:breezy79
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Would you rather be with a 9/10 girl who is a roastie and will eventually cuck you with a black guy, or with a 6/10 virgin who will be faithful to you to the grave.
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>>35192852
This isn't even a hard question
>a hot used up slut
Vs.
>above average virgin
Ill go with the second one 100% of the time every time.
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>>35192852
obviously the first
i get to be with a 9/10 and get cucked at the same time. its like heaven but better
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fuck you 4chan
you have corrupted me
being convinced non-virgin women will cheat on you 100% of the time fucked me up in every relationship i've been in since
women are loyal to a man they respect and enjoy being with
it's only when they dont want to be with them anymore they cheat
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>tfw your earlobe is melded onto your face like some sort of subhuman
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>>35192738
I like attached earlobes more than detached.
>tfw subbest of subhumans
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>>35192764
Why? Do you have them? It makes you look like your mother drank while you were in the womb. I fucking hate mine.
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>>35192738
>tfw your gf suckles on your earlobe
Chad here.
You know that girl you like? You just gotta flirt and have sex with her, and she'll like you back in no time. ;)
Works every time.
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>>35192598
>"yeah, it's all about confidence afterall..."
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>>35192819
you just gotta beeeeeeeee~ urself
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>>35192598
how Liam is a chad? His eyes are unattractive
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who /abdl/ here? Is it just me thats fucked up and want a mommy..?
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>>35192562
what's /abdll ?
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know that feelin man
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>>35192883
google it nigga