This is a never before seen Pepe.
Only a lucky few witnessed it's genesis.
>>35199048
f-fuck I don't think I can bring myself to save this
>>35199048
>rare pepes
2015 called, they want their memes back
>>35199090
You don't understand.
NOBODY has seen this Pepe before now.
do you like my edit guys?
Seeing as how moot is a jew, and so is everyone in power in one way or another, it should say something to the effect of the opposite.
>>35198851
haha epic dude xD
>where do you go?
>When do you go?
>What do you do?
I like to walk on the canal bordering the outside of my town, it goes for miles in either direction and I get to enjoy the town from the safety of the other side of water along the quiet stretch of path next to the woods. I watch the reflection of the lights and buildings from the neighbouring town reflect into the water while the rain ripples and distorts them making a relaxing rhythmic song while I walk past everyone sleeping on their house boats
>>35198820
I too know the bitter-sweet sting of the autism sonata. I wish you luck on your quest in life anon.
>>35198820
usually down town, always come across a mixed bag of characters, especially those in need of a lighter and a conversation
varies really, sometimes 8:00, sometimes 2:00
settle down with a bag of chips, cheap beer, couple joints and some music, like to watch the people walk by
Hi there....
people say I have a pervert and sick phantasy.. why?
I tell you!
If I could decide how to die.. I would like to:
have to swallow so much cum that I will drown and get my ass fucked
and my pussy tortured at the same time...
or.. and here it comes:
fucked to death by 100+ man (or all of my ML friends) as they torture my
tits very rough and bloody.. and they prepare a meal out of my ass, pussy and tits
and as they eat me they fuck my decap eyeles head !!
>>35198762
what the fuck is thisasking originally, of course
>>35198762
Sounds pretty hot, it dont see how that is supposed to be perverted or sick.
look at anon all grown up and doin the town
>>35198715
Hey watch the suit
way down below the ocean is where i want to be
Any femanons want a daddy Dom? I am a mentor and provider type of guy who willl love you and be a gentle Dom yet with a firm, hard hand. I gained 20 pounds of muscle lately, have a high paying job, yet have a whole in my heart.
I am waiting for you princess. I will send you nightly texts and pics like this, just to make you smile, baby girl.
Hope to hear from you soon, pumpkin.
-Daddy WolfeCore
can you feel the cummies in the air tonight?
>>35198627
Shut up, don't make fun of real daddies. So many fake daddies abuse and use little girls only for sex.
My goal is to treat and spoil my girl, while having rough sex. Into diaper play too. I have a lot of wisdom and want to be a mentor and protector.
you already have three threads going and you arent ugly by a long shot. get out.
Robots lack the social skills to be intelligently funny
Fembots/nerd girls are smart enough to not be amused by our bad jokes and so you're wasting your time with them
Find yourself a stacy who's too dumb too realise your joke wasn't actually funny
It's the perfect match
>>35198580
You don't have to be socially adept to have a more sophisticated humor. This might be the most autistic thread I've ever laid my eyes on
Don't you mean find a girl who is smart enough to enjoy bad jokes?
>>35198625
>>35198639
You two don't have a GF
You need a dumb girl to be with because you're socially dumb
>20 years old
>Still look like a freshman in high school
>Still sound like one too
IT'S NOT FAIR
>tfw baritone / bass voice
>tfw strong jaw and broad shoulders
>tfw nice facial hair
>tfw it's impossible for me to gain weight
I'm literally stuck bein' mister skeltal for life
It'll pay off when everyone else is shriveled and aging.
>>35198747
this shit desu
>when you wake up in your room and realize it was all just a dream
>when you wake up in their room and realize it wasn't just a dream
>>35198473
Every FUCKING DAY, i can't take it anymore. The dreams aren't even that happy just having a conversation with someone.
Had my first full blown panic attack 2 days ago, ended up at the ER.
Apart from dropping weed what would your advice be?
Pic related, spent the last 6 years trying to become a Chad, doing maybe a bit too many things I didn't like for people I didn't like.
Prozac helped mine. Sorry dude but you're kind of fucked. You don't ever get rid of it. It's a chronic illness like diabetes. I fought it for years before i gave up and went to a shrink.
stop fighting the anxiety, when it starts coming tell it to do it's best, encourage it to make you feel as bad as possible then it will lose power and fade away
>>35198454
i had one the day before i had a wisdom tooth removed, after getting really high. i started sweating profusely and almost passsed out, friend had to give me a wet rag to put on my face. scary shit. i'm not giving weed up though. i've always had anxiety issues and weed is my only escape
Why are all down to earth and serious girls taken? What kind of guys do they like?
They like Chad, I thought we had been over this already.
>>35198390
Yeah all girls like Chad the same that we like hot cute women, but eventually everyone sets with the next thing they like or with someone who also attracts them without being so perfect. I was asking about that.
>>35198367
What down to earth and serious girls? Since when was that a thing
>we might be hiring this negress at work
>she comes up to me and says something that i cant really hear
>say yeah
>apparently she was asking to smoke in my car
>too awkward to say no, afraid she would chimp out at me
>break comes 5 minutes later
>shes still in my car
>rolls up a blunt for me
help she wont leave me alone
>>35198288
>rolls up a blunt for you
Wish I worked with a coworker as based as that
>>35198288
>woman attracted to you, wants to give you free drugs
>being a sXe turbofaggot
smdh
ITT: times Chad proved his genetic superiority
>be me
>play rocket league for ps4 religiously
>Chad sees me playing
>"woah so is this like fifa with cars?"
>show him the controls
>he BTFOs me
>mfw
>>35198249
>So it's like fifa with cars
Is Rocket Leuge Fifa with cars or is Fifa Rocket Leuge without cars?
>playing normie shit like Rocket league.
You deserve it tbph.
>>35198249
Well, he got experience from fifa so don't feel bad
I'd like to thank you guys for giving me the motivation to succeed in school again
Seeing all the pathetic losers on here talk about failing out of their first year and all the KHV 25+fags bitching about their safe space made me realize that I'm not as big of a loser as you guys.
>I made it with a 3.7 in my first semester
>I've gotten hugged before
>girls have hit on me in the past, I've just been too socially inept to realize it
Later losers <3
>>35198223
>animeposter
>brags about gpa
You're still bluepilled, you might be successful but you're still trapped in the matrix so enjoy being a goyim human cattle
>>35198256
>implying I'm bluepilled because I don't wanna live on the fuck all sum of neetbux
>Thank you for coming to this parent-teacher meeting, Mr and Mrs. Feels. I'm very concerned about your son, Anon. He's a bright student, but he puts low effort into his school work and fails to socialize well with the other kids. Just the other day, I found this note in his desk. I think you should take a look at it.
What does it say?
>>35198141
14/88
We must secure the existence of our helicopters and a future for physical removal
Heil Hoppe!
>>35198141
hotzendorf you fucker
It's just a bunch of autistic ramblings about life, nothing too bad