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we watching falling down roborts, get in here

https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom

shoot all normies
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>>35201940
Awesome link. I' will be sure to join and have fun :) thank you
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>>35201940
dont go to this place, its full of racists NOT COOL
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join for shitty mental breakdowns

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Frogs are out, crows are in.
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frogs are not cunning like a crow is
a crow could pick a frog up and soar
into the air above and drop the frog
on another frog

so you can see that crows are the new and smart path to fly on

they can even play tricks on stupid eagles just look at my picture and you will know right away this is the smart move
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>>35201892
Not memeable enough
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>>35201999
So that to his face and not online

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>be 27 year old kissless hugless handheldless virgin
>stop believing i will ever find "love"

guys what if humans are just like ants?
like some are workers, some are fuckers, and there is a queen who just breeds all day long and gets fed by workers?

the workers never fuck in their life, they just work.

maybe we should just accept our position and not try to be someone that we are not?
like the guys who fuck start really early, with 14 or something, then carry on and by 20 they are tattooed fit trash wageslaves who still fuck on a mostly daily basis, they just go through differnet girlfriends.

why are we trying to be them?
i think at one point its better to just accept that you are a worker ant.
maybe MGTOW is the real solution.
i mean, if it didnt happen after 27 years, i guess it's just not meant to be.
okay, i lied, i fucked when i was 24, but that was random.
the real problem i have is love.
i dont think i will ever be loved after this point.
Being 27 years old, all doors are shut.
either you are in the fucking business or you are not.
and im fucking not holy shit at this point i'm so indifferent i would prepare not being alive over contuining this nightmare
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All worker ants are female my nigga,and drones fuck once then immediately die.
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>>35201773
yea whatever you get the point.
if it doesn't happen, i start thinking that this is just how it's supposed to be.
I was "blessed" with not being social and i guess being somewhat autistic, and as a result all i received in my life was laughter and being ridiculed, but unfortunately never loved.
i think i have to accept this faith.
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>meet qt virgin gf that lives in another state
>catholic, she goes to uni, cooks for me when she can, ass is fat
>we see each other frequently when we get the chance
>work extra hard in my company so she can visit me during spring break
>trump makes travel harder for immigrants. She's came here from Spain when she was little
>her parents don't want her to visit me for potential danger

Why is trump trying to cuck me robots? I just want to cuddle

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Today is my 21st birthday. I'll be spending it alone of course. What should I drink tonight?
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>>35201572
>02/28/17(Tue)18:07:29 No.35201572
Bleach, of course.
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>>35201572
>21
damn I'm jealous, wish I was that young again
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diet coke, and just for fresh breath's sake,

some mentos

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Yo guys I just got put on buspirone along side with my sertraline from my doctor is it any good? what does it do? can i get high from it?
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>>35201485
>buspirone
I've had good results from 10mg twice daily, it eliminated most of my anxiety without the sedation and addiction that comes with benzos
>sertraline
It will almost certainly make you impotent or unable to orgasm, and the withdrawal symptoms are fucking miserable. It may make you happier if you have legit depression, not just dysthymic meme depression
>can i get high from it?
Absolutely not, they have no recreational potential
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>>35201485

BuSpar is a weak anxiolytic that works the same way SSRIs do, so it has the same effects and side-effects. The side-effects will probably drive you off of it soon enough. You may not even be able to stand up due to all the dizziness and brain zaps.

Antidepressants are frankly garbage. The side-effects are so outrageously dangerous that it's a wonder the FDA allows them to be prescribed at all, especially to young men. Suicidal tendencies, body horrors, existential crises and nervous breakdowns are not uncommon, as well as gaining an excess of 100+ lbs. from long-term use.

Only medications that actually do anything are controlled substances like benzos, and those are incredibly addictive.
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>>35201485
I first was put on an anti-depressant, had good results with it. Still had anxiety so I was given buspirone which has no noticeable effect in conjunction. no you won't get "high" dummy. side effects were intense bouts of nausea, restless legs, trouble sleeping. lasted about 4 days. no noticeable side effects from the introduction of buspirone.

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Are you an innie or outie?

Do you want to be an innie or outie?
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Im an innie, would rather be an outie. It is such a pain getting cum stuck in my belly button. But then again being an innie looks nicer
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innie
like it that way
i can dig out all the things and inspect them on my fingertip
it matches my complete introversion
also wouldn't an outie rub against things all the time
that would feel weird like i'm being tickled by my shirt

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>have a headache
>google to see what's wrong
>first result is brain cancer
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it was nice knowing you, anon
see you on the other side
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>>35201312
im afraid your google has cancer

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>father is drunk again
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>>35201304
I'm drunk again

It happens to everyone once in while. Someday you'll be there too.
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>>35201304
Go give him a hug.
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>>35201355
>once in a while

it's every day

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if i look at things on the internet, will other computers ad's be based on what i looked at?
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computers in my household
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>>35201128
probably not, but maybe.

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Would you destroy the world?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTv6wZZqnFs
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>>35201035
yes, if i had the chance to destroy the world completely i wouldn't have second thoughts
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>>35201035
Yeah
A brief moment of collective pain to avoid an eternity of suffering sounds OK to me
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Sure, without hesitation, desu.

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>be me
>19 and get deployed to mandatory military service
>parents say they don't care how I do in military
>few week goes well
>get sick
>be sick for 2 months straight and complain about sleeping problems to doctor
>doctor does further investigations
>doctor says I'm mentally turboautismo
>realize everything will be fucked in civ life
>shitfuck.gif
>get C papers immediately (means you don't have to serve during peace)
>they send me back home
>go to train-station to get back home
>told parents about it while on train
>parents haven't talked to me since
>parents didn't come pick me up
>walk home
>while sick
>get even more sick
>try to contact parents for several weeks
>still no answer
>feelsbadman.jpeg

probably cant even get a job after being labelled mentally unstable and danger to society. Guess I'm going to life off of ISS for the rest of my life then
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>>35201013
Lol, vitun autisti.
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It'll be fine, good luck
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>>35201013
What country are you in anon unoriginal comment

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I'm really trying to enjoy this animeme, but Jesus Christ, she's so fucking ugly.
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Don't you dare insult Lain!
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>>35200852
Jeez what an ugly cunt
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>>35200892
REEEEEE NO LAIN INSULTING ALLOWED

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Good night /r9k/

Last few days have been terrible but the Switch is releasing on friday
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>>35200571
night bud
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>>35200571
Night buddy anon hope the rest of your week is better
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Sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite, anon!

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guys im having psychosis or something and don't know what to say or do what's going on nothing is funny or worth the effort and i'm having to pull the future in out of dark clouds that don't help me out at all. how to come back to reality
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>>35200537
see a psychiatrist and get some antipsychotics
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lol i dunno here is a song about you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUIa4ZiNGrw
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take a shit ton of benadryl (12-20 25mg pills)
it has a natural antipsychotic effect and will even let you sleep off the event


Good luck <3

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ALL I WANNA DO IS HAVE SOME FUN
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What up Sheryl Crow
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I GOT A FEELING, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
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>>35200463

EVENNN AFTER YOU'RE GONEEEE

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