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>>35206864
Let me guess,

You're in college at a shared apartment style dorm

>>35207058
wait, hallways don't exist in a house?

>>35207058

Oh fuck no. I live at home with my parents and roll in my neetbux.

>>35206797
no

desi desu

you deserve a gf. i know because i know you.

>>35206718
yes, its actually good for the child to build up immunities that way, I can wait to have kids so I can kiss them on the lips

>>35206718
It's weird up to only after about 12 years old.

>>35206718
If you ever had a cold sore as a child, you got Herpes 1 from mommy.

Such is the result of a used up whore marrying a beta for money.

>his balls dropped as late as 12

no wonder that you are here

what's streaming? I don't keep up with this hardware autism.

>>35206735
Streaming their new TI 1080s and shit

Still salty about their fucking Linux support. They can eat my asshole before I buy their shit again.

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> tfw black girls hate mexicans
You cumskins can literally go up to 6 out of 10 ebony goddesses and tell them to suck your cock in the middle of the street and they'd do it.

And yet you piss away this great power and fuck garbage white girls and gooks instead. Makes me mad 2bh.

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ANON BE LOOKIN SO FINE AND SHIEEEEET

blarmphy

>feel worry, dread, and anxiety
>by this point I've experienced this feeling so much I'm bored of it
>tfw boredom outweighs anxiety

>>35206580
My mom found out about my foot fetish. She keeps teasing me about it by putting her feet in my face and making me rub her feet.

>tfw her sweaty feet make my dick diamonds

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me on the left (i wish)

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>>35206435
>Wish I were a cute maid (male)
same :(

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I wish I were a cute girl's servant.

Until you focus on improving yourself and fail, you'll never know true self hatred.

>>35206427
He's right you know

Self-improvement, they'll come to you, which is how it should be.. if you're chasing you are a cuck, end of discussion.

>>35206497
>improve self a little
>low level female lifeforms start to wander too near
>keep distance and improve self more
>midrange female lifeforms begin to poke around too close for comfot
>retreat to caverns of self-improvement and improve some more
>the snoopier females are plugging up the entrance to the cave
>dig underground deeply accidentally improving self on the way
>desperate female forms are hurling themselves into the pit now but can't survive the fall
>inspect corpses and achieve higher levels of knowledge and improvement
>walls of pit rumble. there are rabid female beasts tunneling nearer still
>collapse into meditative coma state and disappear from this plane of existence through improved mental acuity
>trans-dimensional feminine specters homing in on the this glowing beacon of nirvanic ebullience

lads, there is just no escape

>>35206369
Double-digits IQ master race.

If your IQ was 40 you'd be among the happiest people on Earth

>>35206363
i demand you let me fuck your ass

>>35206372
I demand you suck my smelly fat neetcock first.

nobody wants to see that shit

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Are parrots autistic pets? Mine is 38 years old. My dad passed him down to me.

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Yes, I do.

I own a pet (three in fact), I'm ottermode, 6' tall, I have a good haircut, good jawline, all in all a pretty average face, I have hobbies, I have a good job, I'm funny, charismatic, just not so good with first impressions, cause I'm not so open at first, but people all generally like me and thinks I'm an awesome dude.

I have it all and I'm still a kissless virgin. It's all a fucking conspiracy you fucking nigger, it's all a fucking conspiracy.

Nothing you ever do works, it just increases your pain when you see that everything you're doing isn't working. Don't get a pet, they're noisy and fucking unbearable.

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>>35206332
No I don't. How about you?

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>>35206242
>tfw its still not misaki friday

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>>35206242
nnigggas b like

>>35206235
roasties discovered that turboautists on this board will give them the attention they need to make them feel better about themselves

>>35206235
remember comrade's creed

Are you talking to yourself?

If so, r u ok?

>>35206132
I don't know, all I can gleam from this statement is someone is a nigger

I can sleep easy tonight.

"Everybody has herpes" ===> "I have herpes"
"There's no such thing as virginity" ===> "I was raped by my uncle as soon as hit puberty"
"Prostitution empowers women" ===> "I fucked an old guy I met off tinder for $40 bucks and I'm trying to play it off like I'm better than you"

>>35206071
>makes a thread starting with "Fembot here"