how do i beat depression when i supposedly have nothing to be depressed about
>>35210290
then give yourself something to be depressed about and overcome it
>>35210290
there is something you're just denying it
>>35210290
If you have nothing to be depressed about then you clearly must not have depression. There you go anon, that wasn't too hard, was it?
Me, I am, he he he!
>>35210232
what's edging? i know its a masturbatory term, but what actually is it?
sorry, /sexually repressed/ here
>not edging though out the whole day
Pleb
>>35210877
Putting your dick between two close (very close in your case lmao) objects so that the edge of both objects touches your dick and then thrust until you cum
>does putting it in a hole count?
no then it has to be two distinct edges
do girls like you more if you already have a girlfriend?
Gook like that would get hanged in broad daylight by the prairie boys , stupid cunt
Haven't you seen boy meets world??
It's the scent
You're attracting them because they can't have you
It's taboo
Have any of you never had a job before? I wanna die. Make it less painful for me please, or don't, I am not the boss of you. I'm so lonely.
>>35210043
Wont you at least try to be happy? Or do you prefer to sit here and wallow in it
>>35210085
Happiness is out of my reach. Happiness is for people who get jobs and make something of themselves by the time they reach adulthood and don't just depend on their parent's money like a scrub. Happiness is earned. How could anyone be happy being like me? Tell me. I'm disgusting and deserve to perish
>tfw it's almost March and still no husky
it is march WHERE IS YOUR HUSKY
>>35209944
Is this supposed to be a UCONN joke?
I mean... they won the tournament in 2011 and 2014... It's 2017. Time for them to make another run?
HUSKIES TURN UP https://imgur.com/d9JHbJx
>be me
>cheat on girlfriend
>send assload of nudes to other girls because im a cuck
>girl tells her
>i get fucked
>i get depressed
>meet her this evening
>we make out
>come home
>send more nudes to others hoes
Greetings, good sir! I have identified you as what we know as a "chad". Please, leave this board immediately, you are not wanted or appreciated here.
Yours sincerely
Anti-chad squad
>>35209765
You tried anon
But this is too fucking obvious
How can i stop feeling empty?
will sound stupid but i feel like i am inferior
for example, look this gif, my dick is soo small
i have weird fetishes and only 2-3 friends
i am not special in nothing how can i compete?
My story if someone wants to heard:
>>35208417
I want to be normal.... this is my dream.
Even my mom joked about bbc [she had a nigger boyfriend].
Develop an intrinsic sense of self worth that does not depend on your accomplisments, how you compare to others or how others perceive your status or sex appeal.
Repeat this mantra to yourself: "I am happy and I am worth it, I do not have to compete"
Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Pence / Trump 2020 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Thursday at work. I have no pictures yet.
>>35209437
Enjoy getting randomly stabbed with a diseased needle. She sounds like a user.
>>35209437
kill yourself
of course not original
Why do pictures of aliums keep getting deleted by the mods?
>>35209407
Fake conspiracy
>>35209407
mods like to have fun too.
t. mod
>inb4 just sploofed my jinkies.
Don't forget to brew that coffee extra strong tomorrow, wagie. Mr. Schekelstein can't have sleepy workers if he's going to afford his daughter's spring break this year.
We wouldn't want Stacy to miss out on all that cock now, would we? Not that she can't get it elsewhere on demand.
Stupid normies pay $5 for a cup of coffee beans and hot water at thier nearest kikebucks.These idiots were meant to be cattle
As for me, I don't need caffeine. I wake up on my own time, feeling refreshed and vitalized, ready to truly seize the day.
>>35209364
How're You supposed to "brew your coffee extra strong" if some dipshit high school girl brewed the pot hours before you came in?
Real wagies can't afford coffee from steinbucks
>banned from /pol/ again for shitposting too much
now what do I do for fun
Nu /pol/ sucks i miss pre leddit days
>tfw got a permaban from sp for offtopic bro posting
>2017
>not doubling your dick
Do you even want to get laid?
>>35209227
Nice cock, totally wreckt <3
>>35209227
What in God's name is this shit
That cock has arms wtf
Do you believe social engineering actually works?
Speaking in a certain way to get a certain type of outcome that benefits the sender?
Dunno. We'll see if all the trap shilling actually changes r9k.
>>35209165
that disgusting armipt. wtf, i just developed another fetish. who is this bestial chestial?
Maybe.
Hopefully it works so I can anally fuck a girl I like
>2018-1
>not being urself
>>35209111
Are those . . . bees?
>>35209111
Is that a Slav
Don't be yourself if you're a Slav
>>35209111
>2139- 22
>not having severe autism which makes one incapable of being a self because selves with sentience are intrinsically too complex to functionally "be"
>becoming a tranny reactionarily, because "fuck the negros,etc."
>Yo white boy, I've heard you have yellow fever...
Your reaction?
I'm not white, I'm just some spic.
I guess I'd fuck you?
Makes me mad when qt asian girls act slutty like white girls, they're supposed to be docile and pure like muh animus.
Gook hate men who arnt gook themselves or white.Literally get scolded when i walk past them at campus