>suffer from screen induced migraines
>be in front of a screen for 4 hours
>get worst migraine ever and your eyes start twitching
>decide to leave the room and have to take meds
>the corridor is packed
>tfw chads and stacies saw my eyes go haywire and start spazzing out
>end up having to look at the ground to hide it
>people look at you wondering wtf is wrong with you
why me
>>35213788
>Who migraines at the worst moment possible
Syrians
>>35213807
Oh, wait a sec
>>35213807
That was pretty good anon, I chuckled.
What will you do when the helicopters come?
>>35213760
the black helicopters are already here, goy
>>35213760
I'm the pilot
>>35214044
you don't get to bring friends, birdman
>mfw someone falls for the online gf meme
>he fell for the "someone fell for the online gf meme" meme
>>35213756
he fell for the "he fell for the "someone fell for the online girlfriend meme" meme" meme
>>35214656
>he fell for the"he fell for the "he fell for the "someone fell for the online girlfriend meme" meme" meme" meme"
Hi.
Today, somehow, I ended up having a girl stick her tongue in my anus.
It wasn't entirely unpleasant. I'd probably let it happen again.
I was really drunk, and I'm guessing she was too.
Is this degeneracy? Does this show a proclivity for homosexuality?
I didn't kiss her after by the way...
>>35213648
Degeneracy yes, gay no
>>35213648
how can it be gay, a woman did it? are you fucking retarded?
i have to go to work but i don't want to
It's 1.40am, I have to leave the house at 8am to get to uni by 10am
I can't sleep, I took my Ritalin too late yesterday, I'm panicking pls cuddle me and tell me it's ok
>>35213599
i know that feel all too well, anon. thankfully i only work mornings.
im leaving now
>It's another episode of /have a panic attack just thinking of exams and reading course work/
Helium exit bag or noose?
>>35213583
I hate myself so much. It isn't just because I'm an incel friendless loser, I feel like I can't even let out my frustration and depression. I don't play vidya, do drugs or alcohol and all my problems ate just bottled up with no release. I wish I could be content with all this but God help me I ain't
>>35214279
If I hadn't started taking hardcore drugs I would have helium exited a long time ago. So thats my answer, I would choose helium bag because painless, less mess to clean up, less traumatic for whoever finds you etc.
Sometimes I binge watch movies or shows together with my big sister at night in her bedroom and we end up sleeping in the same bed cause I'm too tired to go back.
Is this normal? Is there anything wrong with it? We're both fully clothed and nothing happens except maybe some hugs and kissing on the cheek, and some sibling pillow talk.
pls make out with your sister and post a greentext story about it
Rape herThis is the fourth time that I have originally recommended this on this fine Congolese Drum-making imageboard
>>35213484
There's nothing wrong with spending some time bonding with your sister. I think it's sweet. Make sure you tell her you love her every day.
>tfw you're a loser even by r9k's standards
does anyone know that feel? Can't even relate to robots anymore
Yeah. The age gap hits particularly hard. I'm reading posts by 22 years olds and it's like fuck, if you could only know how young you actually are and how much opportunity you still have. I suppose robotism has no age limit, though, and depression definitely doesn't.
>>35213491
that's why I love 25+ threads, it's the only thread I can find similar people anymore
There's a lot of young people who call themselves robots because they haven't gotten laid but have no other problems in their life or in themselves. It's all a joke.
Does anyone feel like this? Every fucking day I feel like a loser.
I'll try to make this quick and only type relevant information.
I just feel that the girls/guys that I talk to turn around and tell their friends "oh that guy is such a loser". I feel so dweeby and uncool. I have nothing top be proud of myself for. I would be confident if only I had an actual reason to be confident. Every day I tell myself "fuck I'm such a loser".
I'm a college drop out. I sell stuff online but it's hardly enough money (really I just need to work harder at it and I could make $30k a year). I really feel down on myself when I have to tell girls I'm no longer in school, they think I'm such a loser. But I don't need or want to go to college, I just want to start my fucking life already. I plan on starting a second business that charges people $15 for therapy sessions to help people overcome depression (which is ironic). My hope is that girls will see it and think I am caring, altruistic and a successful businessman.
With business you need to work really hard, and I have the world's worst work ethic. I got straight F's in college for years before I quit. Which makes me feel like there is something seriously wrong with me deep down inside.
I have a youtube channel where I upload a video every week. But it is such a pitifully microscopic channel. I want it to be way more popular, like 20,000 views per video. But even still, even if I get a really popular youtube channel, even if I start a business, I will still be this dweeby and uncool person. I will still be a loser with a shitty income and no career. It will take years and years to build a career in business but I want to stop feeling like a loser NOW.
How do I stop being such a loser and start being a cool guy that girls would fall in love with?
>/feel like a loser/ general
>>35213315
What's in the wrap, OP? WHATS IN THE WRAP?
>>35213332
Poop. No I'm just kidding, it's a pastry.
What do you sell online?
How?
You all just fade fakes.
I'm the only real robot here AMA
you're the fake one, I'M the only robot
I'm a toaster and you're a fucking Rock 'Em Sock 'Em.
BROS
I want to stick my throbbing white cock inside an Asian chick's vagina
Anyone else know this feel?
It feels about the same as any other vag. What a dumbass.
replace " Asian" with "y"
>>35213022
>throbbing cock
That's an unusual way of describing a 4.5 inch penis.
Last night I had a dream that I was in line to pick up a Nintendo Switch. In front of me was my high school crush, except she was much taller (about six inches taller than me) and was much bustier than when I last saw her. The detail I remember most about my dream was her very long sexy legs.
For context, I haven't seen this girl for about 2 years.
So we were chatting and she was smiling and giggling, but then two very buff shirtless incredibly tall men came over to us. One was Latino and one was Italian. Anyway, she greeted them like they were old friends and introduced them to me. The guys didn't even say a word to me. From that point on, she only wanted to talk to them and basically ignored me (but not in a mean way, if that makes any sense). It kinda came as a shock to me, since she was a shy anti-social girl (who really loved anime) when I last saw her. I walked away from them as they were busy laughing with each other, and I never got my Nintendo Switch.
What does it mean, /r9k/? After the dream, I woke up happy, and then got really sad, and now I wish I could see her again. I swear to god I'm not a cuck either.
Cucked by a Mexican
Sad!
>>35212938
These shit dreams happen to me all the time. And I always end up messaging the girl about it and making it worse lol
>>35212938
It means that life is full of adversity, but if only you would persevere and stick with it, you could get a Nintendo Switch.
does anyone else ever wonder if you have some serious brain damage or something and don't perceive reality the same as the majority of people?
I got hit in the head quite a bit as a kid and I think it might be the reason why I'm seemingly borderline retarded sometimes
I feel like if I had a brain scan there would just be big chunks missing
I feel like the two years I was on antidepressants did irreversible damage to my brain. I still get brain zaps sometimes and my last pill was in 2012.
Yes. I don't think I suffered any head trauma though. I bet my hardcore /r9k/ lifestyle was enough to fuck my shit up.
Put the meme frogs in the bag!
xD xD xD
k
2 seconds
>>35212826
fug u cant taek my meme frugs XDD
Put that gun down you filthy gook
So back in college my class and went to a tropical beach as get together before we part ways . We got heavy drunk and we all slept together in one room both guys and girls. Despite the intoxication and close physical contact with each the opposite sexes on a shared king-sized matress, no sex happened that night. What the fuck happened? I know at 3 of the cuties in my class were drunk clinging on mg arms and legs while sleeping. How does this happen? I know we are Catholics in a Catholic country but shouldn't something have happened?
Life isn't like your hentais, Anon. Most people don't like to have sex around others, especially with someone they aren't seeing.
>>35212823
Does 8man deserve her?
>>35213817
Maybe, she's pretty okay.