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Where did the old r9k user base go? This place is filled with so many newfags and I miss comfy times and greetexts... where do I go?
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It's still here, you just gotta look past the shitposting and filter the shitty threads

There really is nowhere else to go for us robots. Nowhere as active, at least.
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arent you enjoying enjoying the threads that tell you how you are inferior to women and other men?

what a coincidence that this picked up when moot left...
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>>35219753
Other boards, wizchan, 8ch, tohno-chan

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This board is so negative, try having some optimism.

https://youtu.be/c71RCAyLS1M
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g

kyakya
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These things make me forget about the miseries that is life
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>>35219527
I also heard that it is the real shape of earth

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>tfw to inteligent to be a virgin
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those type of wojak brain pics make me feel uneasy for some reason
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>haven't had sex but received Honorary Non-Virgin designation from Harvard Medical School
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>>35219410
seems (You)'re to intelligent too spell "too" correctly, to. Let me spell it out for you (pun definitely intended lol): It's "You are *to* dumb *too* write proper english." No need too thank me kiddo :^)

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how does moot reconcile what he he brought into the world

>just want to make a fun image board to people to talk about anime
>make said image board
>decide "haha wouldn't it be funny if we just had a place where people could post random shit with basically no rules? xD
>random board begins to develop it's own weird meme culture
>starts to get erratic and violent, lashing out at other websites for no apparent reason
>starts getting caught up with the fucking fbi
>userbase gets progressively more fucked up
>disenfranchised incels now basically run the show
>gave birth to a greyish-hat hacker movement
>gave birth to spinoff communities where the userbase can shed what little facade they maintain covering their overt racism and socially violent tendencies
>served as a rallying point to coordinate the election of an incompetent manchild into the most powerful office of the world which very well may lead to the dissolution of the united states

how have you managed to continue to play zookeeper to this fucking freakshow moot

i hope all that fucking fleshlight and 6 year old boy sex doll money was worth it
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>tfw u accidentally spawn a religious following of militant nihilist memers who do nothing but wreak havoc everywhere they go and then u monetize it by selling stupid anime shit to them and have to explain what a pedobear is to a federal court and eventually get so fed up that you sell it to some jap and peace the fuck out with a duffel bag full of hundos
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Why do you think he sold the site to Hiroshimoot?

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If medical cannabis treats aspergers and i have a lesser version of aspergers does that make me legible for medical cannabis?
Specifically NVLD
>inb4 degenerate stoner
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>>35219120
degenerate stoner
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I have diagnosed Aspergers and weed makes me extremely paranoid and I lose self-control. I can do psychedelics fine and love MDMA until the depression kicks in a week later
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You can get a medical cannabis prescription for a back ache
Or a fingernail ache

You literally do not need an excuse to get a medical mj card

I'm trying to understand people by reading this guy. So far, it's working.
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Careful OP! You might cut yourself on that edge
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>>35219012

fuck you i'm not trying to be edgy why you gotta take shit so seriously, I just hate you all so fucking much. Take it as an insult if you want, you worthless piece of shit.

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>me checking the final physic exam
>never had problem with this subject, sometimes also the best on it
>had 23 days for study
>understimated
>used only 14 of them, 5 hours a day
>never go out on those days because it give to me more anxiety than staying at home
>the excuse was "i'm studying hard"
>tought it could be a nice mark, at least i've done the majority of it
> 7/30
>not passed for 11 points
>all i thought was correct it wasn't
>all the people around me passed
>all around me were happy
>mfw
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>>35218966
We can't win, can we anon?
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>>35219004
Probably yes, of course, but the feel of being the only one of the group that must repeat it destroyed me.

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>"Anon, ur not a kid anymore!"
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>>35218917
Welp, time to off myself. It's been a good life everybody, see yah.
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>>35219101
>Welp, time to off myself. It's been a good life everybody, see yah.

Take me with you senpai

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I honestly believe money is the cure to depression.
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But with depression you wont get money....
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>people meme at my money can't buy happiness my whole life
Yeah being hungry and homeless sure sounds fun. People who say that shit give me all your money right now or will that negatively affect your happiness in some way?
Fuck this socialist cuck drivel that just makes sure people aren't prepared for the real world.

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>my friends dad cut his wrists and died
>my brothers newborn got bitten by a rottweiler and died
>my sister got run over when I was seven. She was three and died
>all my grandparents are dead
>my mom got cancer and is very ill
>Dad lives in another country
>my aunt takes care of our houshold
>my best friend died of a heart attack last year
Who beats my shit? This life is just too much. It's crazy!
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>>35218835
My friend's dad hung himself, I don't count that a personal issue and neither should you.
So -1 for your list there pal
Feel better?
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>>35218987
This. But seriously, OP. That really sucks my man.

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HAHA OPS A FAGGOT
yo wanna jerk off with me?
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>>35218606
im jerking off right now op.
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>>35218621
WAIT UP BRUH

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>need to go to dentist
>call to make appointment
>stacey answers the phone
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>>35218587
thats when you start spitting some game, anon. you have her right where you want her, now seal the deal my man.
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>>35218670
"hey baby i can whiten your teeth with my sperm"

like that?

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1. What do you look for in a man?
2. Why do you think you'll find it here?
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What dumbass thinks they'll find anything here but sadness and frogs?
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He must be swift as a coursing river
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>>35218746
If that's the case maybe you should attention whore on the Sonic fanpage

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>mfw I tutor autistic middle school children for $50/hour
>mfw parents usually tip me anyway "for the trouble"
>mfw parents gush over how I "get their child" and "understand their little Billy better than any other tutor"
>mfw I played the long con by being an autistic retard throughout school so I know just how to get through to the lads and lasses
I only work 30 hours a week and I pull in more than the average person. It's all in cash too, so I avoid taxes and still get NEETbux.
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>>35218492
that's great buddy but if parents allow you to go anywhere near their children you are not a robot and need to get the fuck out
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How do I get into tutoring without a pimp only paying me 20 an hour
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I'm happy for you, anon.

It's probably the most robot job there is, which is a good thing.

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So... I pretended to be chad.
It turns out girls like chad :)


You should give it a go lads
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>>35218481
teach me your ways senpai pls?
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>>35218504
Here's what I did
>Chad haircut
>chad tanktop
>go to anime club
Thr last one is important, because compared to the fedora autist's, desperate girls are willing to go along with the delusion that she baged a chad which is true relatively

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