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Is 28 too old to attend a University?

I get mistaken for early 20s all the time
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No, I've seen 30s+ getting degrees
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>>35229558
I'm 26 and currently doing a degree. I'm not even the oldest guy on my course.
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>>35229558
There are two layers on the "too old" thing.

1. you are too old to be in tune with everyone else doing the thing you're doing -- this will look and feel weird and make people uncomfortable and it's a little sad.

2. it doesn't matter how weird it feels because you want to do the thing anyway, and late is better than never. you may have missed your chance to do it 'right' but you don't want to die without trying.

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>Join some sperg's discord, I try to have a conversation, but autist keeps demanding my name. I get banned. Talk about autism.
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>>35229419
Was his name loli?
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>>35229419
it feels good joining peoples discords and ruining them,
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>>35229463
>Was his name loli
I think his name was shota actually

Post things that cure your sadness

https://youtu.be/k6C8SX0mWP0
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>>35229394
The image you posted, actually. Reminds me that Anons actually can have hearts. And of course the cute 2D helps.
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getting people agitated over trivial things
nami has no waveclear
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this song always makes me feel better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi94mMed6EQ

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>tfw brandy drunk for the first time
My mother was right, all these years.
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>>35229354
well duh nigger it has a super high ABV so it packs a punch in tiny portions

i still prefer russian standart chased with some steel reserve but hey as long as we all get shit faced it's gravy
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>>35229354
tfw last shot of vodka
holy fuck boys she's gonna be rough from here on out
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>Day was absolute shit in every way
>Gunna get shitfaced
>Doctor calls
>Ran bloodwork yesterday
>Concerned about liver enzyme levels
>Wants me to come in next monday for another round of tests
So much for that.

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>See normie with skateboard on desk in history
>He is looking at his phone, same phone as me (s7 edge)
>See him using the browser
>He is on /b/
>Pulls up frog meme
>Starts rocking back in forth in chair
>Head down can't see his face
>Hear him laugh his head off
>Chair is rocking, banging against girl behind him
>Be me, coolest kid in the class, arguably a normie
>You go on /b/ too?
>No response
>Decide to pull out phone
>Get phone taken, he is untouched
MFW
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>>35229353
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY
NEVER POST HERE AGAIN
THROW YOUR PHONE IN A RIVER
KILL YOURSELF
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Wow OP you're such a fucking faggot
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i love it when people post my jim morrison pepe, thanks bro!

i also think it's funny that we are similar people (i have a s7 edge and i'm also arguably a normie)

unfortunately youre wildly underage

I'm a gay schizophrenic BROWN Nazi livin in America AMA (I'm drunk right now tbqh famalamanding dong )))
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>>35229346
Do you do meth? I only knew one schizo and it was from meth. I had to chase that fucker off with a knife one time because he was trying to be my gf's meth daddy.
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>>35230087
KeK

I do acid

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>2017

men still fight over girls, this actually happens to normies
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>>35229328
>go for the quiet fat girl
>no competition
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>>35229417
>This is actually what robots think

Fat girls fuck the same amount of guys every other girl does, you do know that right? Even chads fuck fat girls for practice
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>>35229448
>this is actually what robots think
no, I know this because I actually talk to them and get to know them, dipshit

Any femanon willing to sing me a song with her butt? pic realted
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>>35229192
How the heck would I do that? lmao
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>>35229514
BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

originale

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>drink with friend(female)
>she throws herself at me, making out with me when we are drunk
>next morning she flips out and says i took advantage of her when she initiated everything
>she's making a big deal out of this and blocks me, didn't even let me respond

why do we like women again?
What's her deal?
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>>35229000
She's a feminist, and you are a rapist now. The campus police have backtraced the line and you will be apprehended soon.
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BATS AREN'T BUGS

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I am NOT going to find a job mom. I don't even want to. If you talk to me about this shit again I'll kill you
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KILL HER
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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I'm glad Trump was elected, so worthless NEETS are force to get a job.
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>>35228953
I'm cutting you off and kicking you out Anon. Chad from next door is moving in and needs the extra space.

You bored? Lonely? Want to die (un)ironically?
Join our discord cunt https://discord.gg/numF2
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>shadman

Ugh
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>>35228931
I did it!

4 servers.

Thanks guys. I'm breaking a record here.

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I want to get paid to be a lab rat. Help a robot out, tell me how to do it!
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Pls, I need the money and I need an ez job ;___;
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know of any online psychological research resources?
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>>35228900
>I want to get paid to be a lab rat. Help a robot out, tell me how to do it!

look on craiglist in the alternative jobs section

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>thought i was hitting it off with qt3.14
>been talking the past few days
>reciprocated, light flirting
>take a nap
>wake up
>she's blocked me on all social media accounts

I'm fucking ending it tonight. So long space robots.
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Details please

This is a very origonmale comint
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>>35228878
Meh suicide is stupid just do something else tonight like geee idk hand relief?

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Thoughts on my girlfriend? She is an actress and would be angry if I shared this with you :)
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>>35228776

Are you from canadia?
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>>35228799
Yes I am, u?

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How the FUCK are you still a virgin when Craigslist Casual Encounters are a thing? It's basically free, legal prostitution.
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>Craigslist

Fucking kek. I hope you didn't lose your virginity there.
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>>35228791
Any port in the storm my man.
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>>35228767
Most of them are robots or axe murders.

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