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>Be me
>Wants deep dish pizza
>Doesn't have enough GB points
>Beg mommy for more GB points
>She says she'll give me more good boy points if I find something called "a mail prostitoot"
>start asking around for one
>found one, smells like shit
>bring him home
>mommy and him go into the bedroom
>they sound like they're wrestling
>Come in and help mommy because she sounded like she was losing
>ohshit.jpg
>Am now scarred for life
>Still got deep dish pizza anyways
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>>35237067
what was the topping?
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>>35237085
Shredded bacon, chedder, italian sausage, and mushrooms.
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>>35237102
took you too long to answer, I call your story fake
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>in class
>some guys are talking behind me
>one of them goes 'REEE NORMIES'
>"haha, are people serious when they do that shit?"
>"nah, probably only a few lonely virgins in their 30s"
WHAT THE FUCK, HOW MANY OF YOU FUCKERS ARE HERE?!
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>>35237058
It's all over Leddit & 9gag, Anon.
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Saying "normie" makes you a "normie" too
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OP, kill them
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Alright faggots let's play a game.
Tell me what to tweet at people. Be it people you know irl or e-'celebs' or whatever, just make sure it triggers them, and I'll do it.
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>"give me content for my youtube, f-faggots! Heh."
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>>35236848
>youtube video about twitter
>implying
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GIVE ME A FUCKING GF AND NO ONE GETS HURT
I CAN'T TAKE THESE NO GF FEELS ANYMORE
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I can take these feels indefinitely until the day I pass on.
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>>35236775
Calm down anon. We're all on the same page here it'll be okay if we're in this together.. right?
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>>35236949
Are you saying you want in?
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>study hard for math test
>go in every day for 2 weeks
>flunk it
>everyone else did well
WHAT DID I DO WRONG I STUDIED SO HARD REEEEEEEE
Should I become a NEET?
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You didn't study hard enough
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Why would you become a NEET just because you failed a test? It takes years of preparation to become NEET successfully
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>>35236685
had an oral mechatronic exam today..I guess I wasn't prepared well enough, but I was so nervous, I said shit several and wasn't able to to divide 24 by 6 anymore..yeah, had a talk with the professor, I could have passed the exam but with a shit grade. I will re doit in a month or so...
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Welcome to McDougall's, can I take your order? Do you want "glob" or "stick" with that?
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>>35236599
what time u off baby so you can get off with me know im saying give you a stick and glob myself
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>liberty city
Where is the bullet proof glass?
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>>35236682
Your lookin at it big boy
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how many tabs do you usually open? 2017-03-02 01:05:30 Post No.35236458
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how many tabs do you usually open?
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Personally I end up having 2 windows with 20 tabs open at once on average.
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>he doesn't use ublock origin
anon...
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>>35236458
I have around 200 tabs open currently, but sometimes I have a lot more. I waste time looking at some stuff and then I have to get back to work so I leave it open, and I struggle to let go of tabs if I'm not finished reading them.
This is a very bad habit for me. I get heavy page file thrashing even though I have 16 gigs of RAM. In around 6 months I'm up to 130TB written on this SSD (according to the SMART stats, surprised it isn't more), basically ruined a brand new Macbook Pro.
I'm going to have to buy a separate computer for non-work stuff before I completely break this one.
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Usually 3, about 5 max
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>be me work at a factory
>29 kv
>tfw no gf
>one day my coworker told me to try dating app
>yeah why not?
>tried all the dating app available at google store
One month later
>no match (only asian women)
>no answer from women i interested.
My coworker told me to be patient and i will get a match, he got laid a lot of time with tinder.
>ok!
2 months later i tried an experiment
>make another account, same description as mine but with the pictures of a chad (some chad i know on my facebook)
few hours later some woman sent me a message
one day later 13 match
I GIVE UP
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>>35236308
Are you fat, out of shape, have poor complexion, etc?
If so, work on those.
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>>35236321
>same description
I'm fit, and tall but not handsomeand white
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>Anon doesn't have a bimbo gf yet.
What's wrong with you?
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>>35236266
>tfw android sex doll becomes sentient and wants rights
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I have one as a fuckbuddy and it sucks. I only tolerate her for the sex. Spending time with her is awful because she's so dumb.
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>get ig
>follow chick i really like
>she got sum gud bikini pics so gonna jerk that shit
>new to ig so forget that double tap likes photo
>like old bikini photo by accident
>look up if the notification goes away after disliking it since its 5:30am
>it says maybe depending on if they have push notifications
so, how likely is it that a chick that has had ig for a long time and isn't obsessed with it has push notifications on? i'm lowkey freaking tf out.
call this question a normie question but i'm wayyy to awkward to not freak out and deal with it/shake it off.
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>>35236239
I'm pretty sure that if you remove the like she will still get a notification, but it won't link to the image when opened. I wish you luck
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If she hasn't had the account long and doesn't use it much then she probably hasn't bothered to enable push notifications. I think you're in the clear.
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>>35236239
No idea how this app works. But could you try liking one of her recent photos? That way if she gets a notification or two, it looks like it's just for you liking a recent photo she posted.
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Were you cute when you were a little babby boy?
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>>35236203
I think I know you
~oreganuu
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>>35236666
Yeah, me too, his name is Foo Ken Wasted
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>>35236203
No. I don't think I was.
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>humans have sex
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>>35236018
ur mom had sex with me
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>>35236018
[ABSOLUTELY HAREM]
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Why do thick bitches steal all the good guys?? 2017-03-02 12:28:59 Post No.35235985
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Why do thick bitches steal all the good guys??
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What is it about thick girls like this that men love so much?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqq1_J-YF9I
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Shut the fuck up, beef clam.
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>>35236020
Leave my thread you piece of shit
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>>35235985
I'm not interested in you because I'm taken but there are tonnes of dudes who prefer skellies. I lift weights and look good but prefer flat skelly girls. Preferably about 5'10 but the height doesn't matter much
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Anyone else feel how weird it is to get older and still not really do much?
I mean, it's been 4 years since I graduated high school and got a crappy job, but things generally feel the same only except people seem to get older. Like, seeing my younger family members as teenagers is fucking weird. Seeing former classmates of mine with children is weird. I feel like I'm the only one who isn't growing up.
Honestly, it feels bad as well. Losing your youth and becoming another old man isn't jiving too well with me.
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>>35235881
I know how you feel OP.
It's surreal to think that I graduated high school five years ago. The only difference is I'm bald now.
Sometimes I get stuck in existential horror when I realize this is it. I'm an adult now and this is my life.
I feel like I never grew up except that I just became more jaded and cynical.
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>>35235881
>>35235934
Essential thread viewing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p978u4r-q4c
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I spend so much time without talking that when I have to say something I can't control my voice's tune and volume. I speak so low and inwards that makes me feel even more anxious when I have to talk to someone.
I wish people could leave me alone
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i was a neet/shut-in for such a long time, that now some days where i talk a lot/have a lot of conversations my throat hurts a little.
should i be worried
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me too. I hate the thought of other people hearing me so I barely ever talk
wish i had a gf tho