Choose one and only one.
>all dogs have 12 years to spend with you
>you cannot break a dog of its habits or train it further
>dogs come fully supplied with $600 vet voucher
I'd pick spagheti, but I live in a tiny apartment and that looks like a pretty big dog. He'd be cooped up in a 400 sqft cell most of the day.
Theodore seems like he could be trained pretty well and small enough he could be okay running around the living room.
>>35238236
Also, $600 is nice to get started, but you're going to be spending a lot more the first time something goes wrong and you have to take him to the vet. This assumes he's up to date on shots and has had a checkup before you take him home, otherwise that $600 is gone almost before he makes it into your house.
Tuna and Theodore seem like they require the least hassle. Daniel is alright too.
How long have you been browsing this site? I started in December 2012, still consider myself a newfag
Also what boards do you browse? Over the years I went to:
/b/
/x/
/r9k/
/mu/
/o/
/pol/
/int/
/fit/
in about this order
also occasionly:
/lit/
/sci/
/g/
/v/
/out/
/biz/
/ck/
/adv/
/qa/
/gif/
Also did any of you expand to others chans? Personally I think 420chan is really good even if you're not into drugs, lainchan used to be fun, and infinity had some good boards
>Girl had been nice to me past few weeks
>Dare even I say flirty
>Reactivate my normiebook account
>Add her
>Been 10 hours...
>She didn't add me back
Dammit, I should have knew better.
Don't even think you have left robotdom to normiehood. It's just that more devastating when you actually have hope.
I wish I would have never thought this girl liked me.
Jesus christ its only ten hours you beta moron
>>35238089
yah but she could be ignoring it.
>ooh what a creeper, I don't want him to get the wrong idea.
How to make friends when you never leave the house? i dont even wanna hang out, i just want someone to text.
play MMOs, find out where the nerdy teenagers hang out, befriend them
if you get to know that someone is 20+ don't even bother with them, they already have an established social circle and you will never be more than a secondary to them
Go to the pub, get drunk, get peoples numbers. That's how I did it. unless you live in an autist country like Sweden.
tfw r9k is the closest ive ever had to a real gf.
Why don't you just become some upper middle class robot's gf(male)? They will shower you lots of love.
I'm not a robot. but i love robots personalities because society rejects them and deems them unworthy of love.
I was always like that. in school i'd always want to hang out with the loners because being with the chads and stacies was way too superficial. They pretend going to the football game, getting dinner then partying is fulfilling, but they lie to themselves.
every human is a liar that pretends to like being what they are. but deep down they are scared and empty. when they look within and see what they really are it frightens them.
hevel everything is hevel
its all a show just like the wwf portrays in that picture. happiness itself is merely an act that no person is able to fake before me
blonde 20 something YO F cashier at my local pizza place
made eye contact with me and said "have a nice day" as i strolled out the door with my 3 large cheese pizzas
(all for myself but mentioned to her it was for a "party")
anywho...
Came hard as fug right there in the doorway.
waddled back to the cashier and asked for some napkins
How can i become a normie???
Pls help a robot out...
Origipenid
Get off this board, act intuitively but reserved in social situations
>>35237596
what are you like day to day anon?
tell me your routine, and also where you live.
At what size are balls considered big?
i want to suck on those balls
origainoio
>>35237573
i wonder how much testosterone those things produce
>>35237679
not more than the average balls considering he bloated them with saline solution
>tfw cant just sleep constantly
i fucking hate waking up. when i do i just lay there trying to go back to sleep for hours until it fails and im forced to get up and deal with another day of nothingness
>get regular exercise during the day
>21 bmi
>only use bed for jerkin it and sleeping
>dont eat 3 hours before bed
>go to bed before midnight
>regardless, always wake up an hour after going to bed every night
>its either from racing heart or choking
>50/50 chance of getting back to sleep
>>35237723
im sorry anon
sleep is the only enjoyable thing in life
Whats your fetish anons? Post and let other anons judge you on it
>Breast expansion
>Lactation
>>35237467
Is hebephilia a fetish or a disease?
jacking off to beastiality porn pictures/video
not getting a job
>>35237467
Gud taste
>Lactation
>Mom dom
>Christmas cake
>Leg worship
>Puppy play
>Vore
>Belly stuffing
>Weightgain
>Monster girls
>Sizefaggotry
>Spanking
>Gentle femdom
>Regular femdom
>you though you were right
>turns out you were wrong
I didn't think jews were bad people..
>you thought you were wrong
>turns out you were right
Good feels, man
>>35237349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FNS3RcWU1U
>mothers side pure aryan irish descent, her and both grandparents are all blue eyes and blonde
>fathers descent from multiple mixes of acadians and native americans
>enough blood% to belong to a tribe
>father actually prominent member of said tribe whole life
>get native features of high cheekbones, big lips, big nose, slanted eyes
>am naturally white as fk though bcuz irish
>can only pass as native when I'm tanned af, otherwise weird nearing albino black looking
>white rightys attack me ala elizabeth warren style
>white liberals accuse me of cultural appropriation
>>35237326
>aryan
>irish
0/10
Acadian indian is a meme
It's such bull shit that guys go bald. Literally all a girl has to do is stay thin and she's always good looking. Guys are so fucking fucked fuck. I wish I was born a girl.
Fuck you retards on this board you don't even know problems and suffering because you never went bald
>>35237278
>has to stay thin
Not even
What was the first time that you guys ever felt truly alone? For me it was when I broke my back in a car crash and woke up one morning to realize my girlfriend had left me.
>>35237257
when I realized that /r9k/ was filled with normalfags that had at least 1 gf
When I was a kid and I realized none of my "friends" wanted to spend time with me
Stop giving up and just live your life.
Oh wow I just opened up r9k and that's the first post that comes up.
Thank you based warg.
>>35237203
I've only watched a couple of his videos. What are some of the must watch ones?
>>35237203
just stop blaming ur problems on other people and b urslef
man up
Does anyone even remember that website?
No. Please enlighten me sir.
>>35237304
From what I remember, Filecabi.net was a video archive. It was like YouTube, but extremely primitive. It had these random videos. Sometimes they would have nudes. Other times, they stole other people's content.