>want to smoke weed
>parents are still awake
>hurrdy hurr
>durrdy durr
HURRRRR
>>39247317
Just light up that shit and blaze it nigga....just smoke weed and jack off! Ahahahahaha.
>>39247463
Should I eat it?
What are /r9k/'s daily meds?
>80mg SSRI
>1mg Benzo
>5mg (used to be 20mg) Anti-Psychotic
>>39247217
trazodone
ritalin
won't bother with the doses
>12.5mg Paxil
Felt like a god on 25mg but my penor didn't work.
>>39247217
>20mg Foxetin x2
>5mg Diazepan
Used to take 1 Foxetin for about a month but nothing happens and the therapist just told me to up the dose.
Still not feeling anything different after like 3 months.
Guys! I have an interview tomorrow. Mind giving me a ride?
>>39247177
Sorry?
*steps in close to you and fingers the frills of your top*
If you live within two hours of me I will legit give you a ride.
>>39247426
I live in philadelphia, anon! Northeast.
>>39247216
I just need a ride into town. That's all.
How do we solve the "straight" problem?
I'm not straight I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
>>39247142
more trap porn
>>39247142
If you give me the sauce i might convert
Why do some atheists call the judeo-christian god "Skydaddy"? When did this start? Do they have any idea how stupid the sound? It makes the rest of us (relatively ordinary) atheists look really bad, I wish they would stop.
>ordinary atheists
>>39247101
>Heavenly Father
>Heavenly
>Sky
>Father
>Daddy
It is an accurate description of God. That said, it's less reverent in tone than I would be comfortable using.
>>39247101
>makes the rest of us
nice larping, christfag.
>hurr durr atheists amirite?
Why don't you date an autistic girl?
How would that be possible when we're both anti social
because I'm autistic and I'm not sure if I want an intimate relationship.sometimes I think of how nice it would be but then I get this feeling that it won't end well.
I've always wanted to date a female version of myself, but I know in my heart that she's way out of my league.
Ever fap twice or more in a row to the same pornstar?
Is this love?
>Is this love?
No, but it's the closest you'll ever get.
yep there's 3 girls i regularly fap to becuase after 10 years i just gave up looking for good porn and they check all my boxes.
>>39246989
Yeah for awhile I only fapped to Gianna michaels. Idk why I don't even think she's that hot
I only live for the joy of masturbation. I have no friends, never had a gf, am ugly/disgusting/orc looking, and have nothing exciting happening in my life. I really wish I could nut more than once a day without negative drawbacks
You can't nut more than once a day without drawbacks?
>>39246859
>orc looking
if fantasy hentai taught me anything you're more than eligible for some elf pussy, anon.
keep your hopes up
I nut 4-5 times a day, or edge for 2-3 days for a few hours each day then let all that goo out like a bitch in heat
Drawbacks or not, it feels amazing
why did comfy threads stop happening.
I need them
Looks like all the comfy anons are long gone then.
/r/CozyPlaces/ for me.
>>39246701
Probably because of the the robot
>why did comfy threads stop happening.
I've gotten lazy, sorry about that.
Yo bitches. Drunk NEET 22 year old here. I'm drunk, and I've made chicken nuggets. This is a comfy/ylyl/neet stories thread.
Let's share some comfiness or feels, or whatever you want to share.
>>39246585
Anon I don't believe you're really drinking. Post picture of your poison with time stamp
>>39246585
>girls at work is dying from cancer, really feel bad about it
>achieved my first prostate orgasm
>getting my own place soon
biggest things happening in my life rn desu.
>>39246658
I don't feel like timestamping, but here's a google search of what I'm drinking. This and blue Royal, Tuborg classic and green.
Where does everyone fall on the political compass on r9k?
>2d political compass
>>39246511
One spot up and one spot to the right of the OP
>>39246511
>tfw to intelligent to be an SJW cuck or altistic right stormdrain
How do people sleep naked without getting skid marks on the sheets?
>>39246508
they wash their ass?
>>39246508
>>39246535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNaegVrOqxo
Don't be a fat shit with a leaky greasy asshole.
Didn't see one in the catalog.
How's class going so far? Anything to share?
>in first class yesterday
>already identified two massive spergs
>they try to out sperg each other
gonna be a long year
>senior year
>graduating with absolute meme degree in spring
>however zero dollars in debt
Should I just become a NEET after uni?
>doing mandatory meeting with advisor (female)
>mention japanese
>"Most of the CS people I've advised are taking japanese."
How unbearable is this class going to be?
>>39246533
you could at least try to find a job, ask your advisor about finding job opportunities
>t. polisci major with internship lined up after graduation
>sis smelled the smegma storage
>Dad discovered the door to the dildo dimension
How? My cloaking spell was perfect.
>>39246565
That noise is tied so poorly wtf
>>39246470
>Janitor joined the jizz jamboree
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET
how much of a degenerate are you guys?
>age
>occupation
>virgin or not
>top fetishes
>amount you masturbate in a day/2 days
masturbate every day to tg erotica.
not a virginian.
>>39246457
>age
19
>occupation
Nothing, going through college
>virgin or not
Kissless, hugless virgin
>top fetishes
/ss/
femdom, but nothing that inflicts pain, so I guess gentle femdom
thighs/hips
rule34
milf
doujins/hentai/porn involving young looking guys banging older broads
>amount you masturbate in a day/2 days
about 3 times a day
>>39246572
>16 year olds on r9k have had more sex than you