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Why do females make me so miserable? I go on hating them, yet I would die for a QT gf. Every time I even just see a picture of a cute girl I well up. How can I just end this?
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>>35241324
Get therapy. You clearly have some issues.
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>Why do females make me so miserable?

Because females(The majority)are a bunch of selfish,narcissistics authoritarians bitches.

>How can I just end this?

You know what you gotta do OP.

/spoilerKYS/spoiler
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>>35241412

Why? This makes perfect sense.

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Come come, lets ensure the normies will never take pepe from us again
>>>/pol/114938072
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>>35241131
Bump for trump lump
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>>35241145
Bumpo nombon2 skfbek

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>message girl on OkCupid
>99% match and a lot in common
>she doesn't respond

>weeks later make a fake Chad profile out of curiosity
>same girl messages Chad saying "I'm down to worship your cock" in her first message

That's it. I'm done. There's no point anymore.
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proofs?

origaminoo
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>online dating

dont even bother. you will have success in real life if you get out of your comfort zone and keep trying.
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>>35241096
post chad pic

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>mfw my mom walks in on me jerking off to holocaust documentary
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that's funny, man
you should become a comedian if im being completely honest
namedrop 9/11, the audience will be pissing themselves with laughter
good jokes, good fame and good entertainment is only an inch away
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>>35241154
This. You're so funny my man, you'll become famous one day!
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>>35241154
"How can niggers be real if our eyes aren't real?!"

- George Washington 1981

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It's like the world was constructed purposefully for my own demise.
I was destined to be alone.
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>>35241049
Whats the best way to learn new stuff in your opinion?
any tips?
Whats THE way to get better organized?
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>>35241071
Jumping off a building 15 stories or higher.
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don't..! don't do it anon.. I care! I care about you!

t. roleplayer

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>tfw you realize that you doesn't have true friends,but only guys that like of mocker you and you keep talkin to them because you have afraid of be alone
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Yes, I like of mocker you. Gtfo r9k.
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I was an inside joke to my "friends" I realized this and I am now truly alone. I smoked weed to help cope but I won't get neetbux if I keep smoking is what my doctor told me
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>>35241300
Goddamit,loneliness is my biggest fear,that's why i keep talkin to them,but if wans't,i would kick their ass out and become a "lonely wolf".

>lonely wolf

This was a little cringe.

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Any fembot here want to listen to this in a cold day we both covered with a blanket, hugging each other, enjoying the love and just talking and talking with me?

I am a good loving bear :3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk-PjRIcJLI
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Fembots don't want your cutsey bullshit. They want Chad to dominate them sexually while you cry in your chastity cage.
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>>35241078
Tbh I am Chad, not even kidding.

Just be yourself, loser.
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>>35241132
No Chads say
>I'm a good loving bear :3
I however AM a Chad and I be myself much more than you do

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>have all these good ideas in my head but can't draw for shit
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have you tried drawing anyway?
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>Have all these good ideas in my head
>Spend years learning to draw
>Create my masterpiece at last
>Everyone says the art is nice but it has a shit story

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>tfw stage iv non-small cell lung cancer with mets to bones and brain
so long suckers
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awwww! thats the one I wanted!
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>>35240835
>When people say 4chan is cancer

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why yo poo stank like shit?
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it's poo
what do you expect
it ain't gonna be rainbows
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Vud also smells bad.
Vud Jaweenuh!
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Because it's literally shit, tard

Ballbusting is the best fetish of all. How can you not love the super intense nerves screaming at the braining causing such an intense over stimulation
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Whoa here she comes
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>tfw no Biriri-ane gf
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>>35242263
>Posting the textless version.

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Hey, robots, last night I dreamt that somebody loved me. No hope, no harm, just another false alarm.

How long?
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>still thinks he's dreaming
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I dreamt about people dying in fires, a lot of them
And those that survived chasing me while on fire
Then I awoke to my father/friend calling my name only to realize it was a hallucination and go back to sleep to have another fucking nightmare
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I dreamt I had melanoma.

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Tfw the age of beta providers is ending
Tfw women have to work for themselves
Tfw only Stacies have true orbiters that would beta provide
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>>35240640
Most stacies marry chads with good or at the very least, stable jobs. Beta orbitors are only for single women who fuck on the down low, so they can collect the beta checks while seeming innocent. The cute 'shy' gamer chick is more likely to have orbitors than the Stacy that married her highschool crush whos a cop.
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>>35240640
This whole stacey/chad thing is bullshit. Grow up.

>people say fat guys can't be chads
>looks at video
Fml, this guy is getting more pussy than me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9V9vJTKess
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>>35240558
nice troll brodiee
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>he's getting more pussy than me!

spoiler: he's not getting any pussy. being a confident player is just his persona. in reality he's just a fat loser. girls arent magically able to hold back vomit when they see a morbidly obese guy like this just because he makes rapping youtube videos

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>tfw want to be alone
>tfw there's people I know everywhere in this school
>any time I want to be alone (all the time) someone recognizes me and wants to talk to me

Being invisible is a gift very seldom appreciated. If nothing else, appreciate the fact that you can be alone at will
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>>35240543
>school
Post when your old enough for real problems anon.
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>>35240543
>Wants to be alone
>goes to school
You're an idiot
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> going to school

Non-NEETS are not allowed to post here fuck off normie

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