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If you mix KY jelly with semen, does it become KY jam?
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>>35245471
Hey, you're using the Pepe I created. Thank you friend.
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>>35245471
jam is boiled at some point
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>born too poor to have fart gland removed
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>tfw no pee in dat doo doo butt
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>born wealthy enough to be NEET in dad's mansion
>cunty step-mom still manages to find the poop shrine
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>>35245460
You can actually get surgery to stop farting forever...?
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TRANNIES
TRAPS
SHEMALES
GIRLDICK
BOICLIT
BOIPUCCI
YOU'RE ALL JUST 7 DIFFERENT FLAVORS OF HOMO
YOU'RE GAYER THAN GAY, YOU'RE THE LOGICAL CONCLUSION OF FAGGOTRY
YOU'RE SETTING BACK LGBTQ ACCEPTANCE BY 10 YEARS FOR EVERY THREAD AND POST THAT YOU MAKE IN OUR BOARD
GO BACK TO TUMBLR
SWIM IN A RIVER OF AIDS
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT OF OUR BOARD
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>>35245397
But faggotry is the path to true happiness. Why do you think they are so happy? Join us, you wont regret it!
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>>35245442
>Why do you think they are so happy?
TRANNIES HAVE A HIGHER SUICIDE RATE THAN ANYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET AND IT STILL ISN'T NEARLY HIGH ENOUGH
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>>35245397
lol you're never gonna get rid of us
and keep posting shit like this please your salt is hilarious
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't have a girlfriend
and neither do you
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love the 90's graphics
came to say i dig the colors :) it reminds me of cluefinders
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>>35245395
sauce on the image?
and um umm you wish
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>>35246335
yugioh
copycat
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>When the anxiety steps up
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>the anxiety is the only thing that makes you care even a bit
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>>35245168
Are you feeling ok over there? Anything you want us to hear out? :3
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>tfw you start sweating due to anxiety but that makes you even more anxious about smelling so you sweat even more and refuse to take your jacket off for fear of being noticed
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I'm going to go have lunch and talk to some friends. Looks like I'm finally a normie now. See you faggots later.
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glad you had to make a thread about it faggot
go pretend they like you, we wont miss you
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>friendship ended with /r9k/, chad is my best friend now
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Being shallow and ugly at the same time is your problem.
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Since there is no cure for being ugly, and physical attraction is inherently shallow, you are telling us to become monks?
What original advice.
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>>35245107
Stop caring much about what women think about you it's a real advice. Usually guys are kinder to each other when one of them is ugly. Then you get successful and just hire prostitutes or buy an ukranian gf.
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I'm pretty sure I'm not shallow, and in terms of attractiveness I'd guess I'm a 4-6. I just don't have friends in college, and after first semester it's hard to make them, especially because I'm extremely shy.
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FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE ROASTIES!!!
IF YOU'RE A MANLET LIKE ME, YOU MAY AS WELL KILL YOURSELF!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E04CIdkRYhI
These sluts basically all say they would never date a short guy. Even if his face is hotter than other guys.
So there goes that theory.
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>>35245022
You pay attention to things and people that are not important
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It's true. It doesn't matter if you're fat, women would still go for the fat tall guy instead of the normal short guy.
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>>35245092
Actually one of the girls says short men dont have options. then says he has to be better than the normal guy and lower his standards.
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>Be me
>37 years neet
>Mommy just finished regurgitating tendies into my mouth
>Scream I want succ
>Haven't showered in three to four years
>Peeper coated in cheese like mould
>Mommy says no success
>Ree.jpg
>Roll my lard off my chair onto her
>She's suffocating
>Smash her face with my fists backed by my 78.32lb gelatin arms
>Mommy says okay will succ
>Too late for this bitch she had her chance
>She's blue
>Eventually stops squirming
>Hungry from my workout
>Too tired to move
>Eat mommy's breasts raw
>Not bad
>Poop
>Poop rolls down my gooch
>Rub peeper
>Lick her bloody boob stumps
>Convulse when I but
>Her mommy's ribs crack under my tremendous weight
>Satisfied
>Mfw
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This but only unironically for me.
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>>35245019
>Smash her face with my fists backed by my 78.32lb gelatin arms
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PEPE
PEPE
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!
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>>35245006
This is a nice meme organic comets
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>>35245367
you think so?
oreo
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EVERY NIGHT
I CAN FEEL MY LEG
MY ARM
EVEN MY FINGERS
THE BODY I'VE LOST
THE COMRADES I'VE LOST
WON'T STOP HURTING
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>make stupid nonsensical shitpost
>people take it seriously
>ends up inspiring long serious civil debate between other Anons
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>person says they visit the chans
>try to bait them with /g/-tier bait
>they think i am really am stupid
>blocked off said person
fucking autism
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>>35244997
>i am really am
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>>35244905
>almost call a poster anon on one of my other forums
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who here considering suicide?
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>>35244711
I'm certainly not opposed to dying, but I wouldn't go out of my way to kill myself at this point.
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>>35244711
Sounds like an attention whore.
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>ftw when your flatmates are arguing and you're hungry but too scared to go and cook some chicken and rice
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>>35244699
What are they arguing about? Go out and take one of their sides. It will be great.
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>>35244740
I'm not really sure but there's lots of yelling. They're a couple I don't wanna be near that
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So i was about to finish my shift at work until i accedently made eye contact with the girl that talks a lot at my work. I was ready to leave but she just approaches me and starts talking about random shit and just responded. We ended up talking for about thirty minutes, hopefully i get paid overtime. She invites me to a party she os having because she thought i was"cool" and just said I'll see what i can do. Anyway, the party is in an a few hours and was wondering whether to go or not. Should I get a taste of the normie life?
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Go and if you hate it then you'll know normie parties SUCK
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Do it friendo this might be your chance to break free from your robotic code and gain sentience. You might even get /laid/
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Of course, what is there to lose anyways? You'd regret it afterwards if you didn't go.
> tfw unironically developed a fatty fetish
welp I mean it's not like i'll ever get laid ever anyways. I still feel like a degenerate
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>>35244636
>it's not like i'll ever get laid ever anyways
well at least it got more likely
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>>35244636
*BRRAAAP BLAARRRPP*
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>>35244687> tfw i have a fart fetish too, this would literally be heaven for me