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>be me
>always bored in class
>bring a laptop when we sit inside doing office like work
>before winter vacation meet people who like punching walls
>decide i'll do it when school starts
is knuckle pain worse than boredom?
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>>35246193
No seeing as pain actually releases "feel good" hormones in the brain which is why humans are so aggressive at times , punch away bot ! but at least punch something made for punching like punching bags or social warriors
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I started punching the side of a metal bathroom stall at my workplace when I get upset
There are indentations from my knuckles on there haha
I guess the pain serves as an outlet
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>>35246223
Thx m8t xd
you're at the grocery store, waiting in line
this girl approaches you while standing behind you
what is your reaction?
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Offer cunnilingus.
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she looks like she plays a lot of candy crush and works at a school
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There was once a really amazing thread on the old 4chan archive where it tried to find the most pathetic person on r9k. There were a few amazing contenders posting their story in green text and it was pretty powerful and depressing stuff.
The winner of the thread was basically a dude who had hit his thirties while only reaching hand-holding status once, lived alone and wore sunglasses whenever he was outside (solely for shopping) due to his eyes not adjusting to the light.
Who's the most pathetic individual you've met or heard of in your life or on the internet if not your own self, Robutts?
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>>35246189
That guy with the messy house who microwaved sour cream
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>>35246207
I think you mean this very fellow?
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>>35246282
I wonder if he's still alive out there, amongst the filth
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>tfw no catboi slaves to wait on me hand and foot
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>>35246173
>>tfw no catboi slaves to wait on me hand and foot
If you're a girl I volunteer.
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>Middle is a girl instead of a manly man
I don't like whores on my gay porn
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http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2013/07/height_and_longevity_the_research_is_clear_being_tall_is_hazardous_to_your.html
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Being tall is hazardous to my html? Oh noes!
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Kind of funny how tall people live shorter lives
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I can't stop beating up my pet rats
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Bascially whenever I look at them I feel this huge aggression, it just makes me want to grab and pet them. But since rats are fidgety vermin they always run away. I'm also annoyed at them because they piss on everything they touch and are constantly stinking up my room and being loud and fuck them.
So whenever i pet them it ends up with me grabbing them, squeezing them in an effort to keep them still, they just struggle and squeak like little retards. I can't get rid of them and it just keeps getting worse.
What do i do
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take them to a pet shop to give them it or give it to a charity like the rspca in you are in the uk because obviously you can't handle animals well and also you are quick to anger which poses you as an large threat to any lifeforms
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>>35246139
Give your rats to a pet shop or charity or rspca or equivalent then fucking neck yourself you cunt
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>>35246369
You do realize they're going to end up becoming dinner for snakes.
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>ywn be alpha enough to make a man cum by eating his pussy
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>pussy
That's an asshole, not even a boy pussy either.
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>>35246133
why do some gay people call it a boy pussy if you are not ashamed of being gay why not just call it his ass hole, it's like you want to associate it with pussy to avoid it seeming so wrong
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>>35246197
its triggers the closet fags
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Anybody else constantly daydreaming?
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>>35246127
yeah it's pretty great to daydream all day
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>>35246127
Yes, and I'm positively sure this is why my life is in ruins. Every time I want to escape this hell, I can just enter a world where everything is fine, so I never improve anything. I have become addicted.
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>>35247190
This so much. I barely even care about the real world now
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ITT: We talk about revenge we've taken on teachers and bullies
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never done it but i was wondering if i should just report them to the police since most of them did or do drugs
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>>35246143
it works most of the time
t. guy who knew a guy who reported one of his asshole teachers to the police
Why did this guy suck so much? He had control of a European country that was allied with hitler and just sat there with a thumb up his ass.
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>>35245851
They tried to help, but they were just really bad at everything they did.
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>>35245851
he was trying to make italy great again but faggy emo boy hitler roped him into his gay spergy outburst against europe
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>>35245876
All he had to do was just rush France with his tanks and shit while hitler invades and he fucked that up! This man is the most pathetic dictator ever!
Why my head keep hurting all day long
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>>35245813
Because you're a dumb frogposter.
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i feel you i suffer from migraines often
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>at uni
>professor says "I'm grouping you up to interpret this poem"
>get grouped up with 2 Staceys sitting near me
>they talk, I'm awkwardly silent for a few minutes
>professor says she'll call on every group for an answer
>Stacey 1 asks "hmm, anon what do you think the third stanza means?"
>know what it means in my head
>"I t-think he's uh trying to say the deeper meaning of what he's trying to say is..."
>totally sperg
>feel face turning red
>both staceys give a blank/slightly confused look
>Stacey 1 says "...u-oh"
>professor walks by
>Stacey 1 asks "what does the third stanza mean?"
MFW
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>>35245801
What even happens?
>Have an answer eloquently prepared in my head
>Try to say it
>Something ungodly comes out
Is it the mouth, does the mouth malfunction? It all happens so fast.
I fucking hate this shit.
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>at uni
>professor says "I'm grouping you up to interpret this poem"
What kind of clown college is this
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>>35245836
I don't know man. Maybe we're thinking faster than we talk?
As soon as I hear myself trip up even the slightest bit I know it's over
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Nostalgia is ruining my life
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>>35245743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWcpEZ3GY0
This was the song of my late teens.
I'm in my late 20s now.
Apparently it got turned into a video game or something, I don't know.
But it still brings a tear to my eye.
Things were brighter back then.
I didn't care as much.
I didn't need to care as much.
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>>35245783
Lad, I get tears in my eyes thinking about 1 or 2 years ago
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>https://discord.gg/cfQfd
Another /r9k discord server, no fag admins edition.
Anons in here mostly post memes and play videogames
Also if bonus points if you roleplay a girl
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>so autistic and self-conscious that i'm too scared to go to a /r9k/ discord in fear of being made fun of
how do these sessions usually go? do they turn out fine or turn into huge shit shows?
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>>35246353
Bully back, bitch boy
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>>35246353
usually a shit show I'm guessing by why not join in? have to start somewhere right?
>>35245609
repost the discord link its ded
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>that truly believes he'll never want social interaction because people suck but yet here he is interacting with other people on a messageboard
>is 19 and claims his life will always be like this
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>>35245520
i rarely interact with you fags
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i'm going to leave most of what you said in the middle, but
>is 19 and claims his life will always be like this
time can go by really quick all of a sudden. before you know it, you're well in your 20s or beyond.
also i hate the show you posted and katy perry (except her tits)
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>>35245520
>>that truly believes he'll never want social interaction because people suck but yet here he is interacting with other people on a messageboard
Interaction on an anonymous board isn't even comparable to real life interaction. Most people here don't even treat each other as human, and often there's no real sense of conversation as you can leave mid discussion with no social repercussions since everything is anonymous.