Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8792. page

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i am a roastie slut and i want to take your virginity. i have interacted with lots of chad and neet cock alike, and i like you guys better.
i am interested in you, but i understand if you are not interested in me. here are some basic facts about me:
>5'7
>120 lbs
>blonde hair
>brown eyes
>tattoos (but no piercings)

you can only get close to me if you post your email and a few paragraphs about why you want a girlfriend.

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>tfw 30 years old
>tfw i spent my entire 20s in social isolation in my room(on the internet)

i wonder if this has affected my brain

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unemployed KHV NEET with no friends and huge employment gaps here

what's the point? this is for a shit minimum wage job that Boomers and Chads say anyone can get

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f-fucking n-n-normies, man...

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I recently realized that I've had a minor case of OCD growing up, mostly intrusive thoughts. I had intrusive gay thoughts late last year despite not being gay but they triggered again. I don't know how I got over it last time.

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>Be me
>At water park at god-knows-where
>With friend
>Looking to pick up chicks
>Friend tells me he'll be my wingman, or at the very least help me find someone
>Sure enough, not long after we find one
>She's in the lazy river
>I tell him I'll do it alone
>He leaves, I trail behind her a bit until I'm in a position to talk to her
>End up in line for a huge water slide
>Both halfway up, leaning against railing
>She's looking away
>Instinctively look to what she's looking at
>See the sun setting behind her, making it look like she's glowing
>Oh god she's like nothing I've ever seen
>"So beautiful," I whisper
>She turns to me and simply says "It is, isn't it?"
>Her eyes don't match her words, they're rather empty, dead even
>The line moves, turn away to move forward
>Look back at her
>She's standing on top of the railing
>Closes her eyes
>Leans back
>Ohgodno.jpg
>Scream as I grab her before she has a chance to fall
>Others notice and help me bring her back to safety
>At this point she's sobbing, pushing everyone away
>Before I can even think, I hug her tight, telling her nothing's worth losing your life over
>Someone called 9/11
>Cops and EMTs arrive
>They bring her to the hospital, I hear she was psyciatrically evaluated
>Apparently she's been through some heavy shit
>She's institutionalized for a few days as a precaution, put on suicide watch
>I visit her
>She's shocked to have any visitors whatsoever
>Tell her I don't know what she's been through but that if she ever wants to talk, I'm there to listen
>She smiles
>It's the warmest, yet somehow most wistfully depressing smile I've ever seen
>Heart skips a beat
>Isthislove.png
>Things start to get better for her, she's released from the hospital
>She gives me her number
>A few days later ask her out on a date
>She says yes
>So excited for the date
>Think of how good a time we're gonna have
>Wake up

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Saw thread to game in pic related.
Game has a discord server.
Someone please invite me to the discord server for this game?

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How long has it been since you last felt that life could be good or even beautiful?

I'm going on at least 7 years right now, and I only felt it for a moment.

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>tfw actually approached a girl today
>in my dorm
>she was friendly and enjoyed talking to me
>asked if I wanted to watch TV with her later

What does this mean goys?
Was I chad all along?

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>wake up
>have survivor's guilt

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They can't delete them all edition

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https://discord.gg/VmWBJF8

Robros join this please. Looking for real niggas. Virgin neets preferred. Come share feels and post comfy things.

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And yet I still browse it for like 6 hours each day

fuck my life

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I need a diagnosis. I don't really care about anything anymore, but thinking about it makes me want to jump out of my skin. It's as if I'm paralysed in a rapidly spinning cage.

It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the stomach pain, it feels like someone's stepping on me all the time.

What is this?

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If you fap a lot you get less horny. If you don't fap you get more horny. What causes that? What's the actual chemical cause? A build up of what chemical / hormone ????