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HAHAHA how can you fucking losers still be virgins? like just have sex haha

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why do women feel entitled enough to have their own thread?
why do men not have a menbot thread?

Oh yeah, because it is the dumbest thing ever

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>Tfw girl but want to remain veirgin

is there something wrong with me?

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>"If you don't have a gay cousin, you ARE the gay cousin"

When did you first realize this about yourself?

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How do I get my dad to fuck off? He's the most inconsiderate prick on the planet and won't fuck off. I had my cat here and we were cuddling peacefully and I finally went to sleep now I'm wide awake and pissed the fuck off and my cat left me.

>he bought this stupid pellet stove
>it squeaks like nails on a chalkboard every time he opens it
>he goes up and down the stairs all day long starting at 6 am until like 3 am every 5 minutes opening it back up and smacking metal shit inside of it
>constant hear CRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK
>smack smack smack smack
.....
>smack smack smack
>burp and fart
>creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>stomping upstairs
>burp and fart
>he's constantly running up and down the stairs while burping stomping farting talking and grunting
>he literally goes to the kitchen and slams the microwave door 8 times every hour

I literally woke up from him 3 times in the last hour. I literally had to crawl out of bed and ask him can I please go to sleep now I'm really tired. I have no fucking clue how he's up 24/7 or why he's such a loud prick Jesus Christ. Does he think normal people are capabable of sleeping through a car crash or something? He does this every day all day long.

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I want full dive vr.
Not for the reason you immediately think

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It's me, Donald Trump. im in the whitehouse bathroom can anyone recommend me any animes for barron

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Would it be fine if i just went to the switch midnight launch, just to hang out with people? Been unemployed and dont have money for the switch. But ive always liked the line hype and communities in this sorta stuff. Last time ive experienced something like this was during the amiibo hype .

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Dont fuckbwith me.
It shouldnt be what it looks like because it isnt.

But doesnt it?

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>DUDE DICK JOKES LMAOOOOO
Why do normalfags laugh to these?

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*stares at you intensely*

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>try to be ironic and funny
>they just think I'm retarded

I don't fit here either

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Whose your favorite Godzilla Kaiju, /r9k/?

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Just general songs that bring about strong emotions in you

I didn't play Silent Hill 3 back in the day, but Yamaoka has a way of hitting the right chords that resonate with you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCJ8qeMiQac

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>be theatrefag and /lit/ fag
>write satirical comedy mocking amateur writer's story styles
>friend Fred writes a play with Chad
>it literally is the type of shit I'm making fun of
>does something extremely edgelord cringy for shock value that tumblrites will get triggered and/or make fun of
>don't know if I should just scrap my whole play to avoid shit drama (they will definitely know, their play fallows the exact format I explained in the writers notes)
Then again
>Fred is good friend and asked me to review his play
>spend hours disecting it, filling the whole thing with notes and annotating
>wrote and entire essay on the flaws while also giving positive feedback
>came in to have "final read through"
>literally NOTHING has changed
He's done this shit to me so many times. Always coming to me for help, and I put so much effort forth to help him but then he completely ignores what I say and gets himself into trouble. He'll sit there and act like he needs but then go to his douche bag friends and listen to their shitty "I dunno man XD" nothings of advice and blow me out of the picture because he has masculinity issues. He completely disregards our friendship constantly because of his stupid gender issues, and I'm sick of being treated like a second girlfriend. I kind of want his shitty writing to fail and be made fun of because it's just the last fucking straw for me but I also care about him and don't want him to make a fool of himself. One of the guys who read ot came to me afterwards and literally gave me the exact same feedback I originally gave Fred, but was to shy to tell Fred. What should I do? How should I feel?
To give you better reference, his play is essentially about a /r9k/ autist who acts like girls are scary mythical creatures, but made very cartoony. If you guys read it, you'd screech "roasties trying to understand us OUT REEE"