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So you turned your life around at 21? H-how did you make the change?

>>35260055

Honestly, I went to college and completely put myself out of any and all comfort zones. That is the gist, i wasn't happy with who i was so i just went out on a really long limb where I couldn't take it with me.

>>35260055
When I moved I ate right because of poverty and exercised daily. I made a few gym friends and didn't hold my prior experiences against them.

Things kind of blossomed from there. I got a night job and made a few friends. Next thing I know I have a social life. Keep exercising and then bam meet a person with a lot of parallels and then we get married.

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>mfw doing this to the same person every day even though I order the same thing
>mfw fast food workers think they're in a position to look down on anyone

you should also order things from other joints.

In McDonalds order Whopper

In A&W order Big Mac

You get the picture...

*laugh track*

>>35259955
After staring at the menu like a retard.

One time some dude came to the drive-thru at the mcdonald's I was working at and tried to use a carl's jr. coupon.

Another dude tried ordering a "double double" and I was like "this isn't In-n-out, yo."

They both obviously did it on accident though because they acted all embarrassed when I pointed it out, so if you're going to try this shit as a joke, hold your ground or you'll seem like "i-it was j-just a prank b-bruh. :')"

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ayyy 2

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>>35259701
wtha the fuck i just got a virusd ont click this link niggas

>jewscript

>>35259608
Bitches need to be even remotely resembling something of a cute and do small amount of advertisement or be at display in social media to get shit tons of likes.

shy bitches always have massive online presence
they are only shy irl because they can't hide behind camera angles, screens, and emotions like they are use to online. really, they're just lazy sluts who just want chad to text them when they will be over to bang them.

>manlets actually believe this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QCa0_4KvdAA

They never learn.

>>35259407
I know some females and I sometimes talk to them. One of the capital informations I got is that size is literally the first thing a woman will notice, and it can literally kill all your chances.
Like when you ask the 3 most important qualities a man must have, size is always mentioned.

However it is always the size of the man/the size if the woman. That is, no girl would say "I want a 6'1" bf", she will shay "I want a bf who is taler than me".

tl,dr if you are a manlet you will have a harder time getting a girl but you will eventually.

>>35259407
Considering the maymay is supposed to be ironic (which is where most of the humor comes from, the other part is the association with some ridiculous topic with being unfathomably smart), the top 6'1" while associated with a small brain (implying that it's bad) is actually supposed to be the best.

Currently

>Sit in room alone all day
>Afraid to leave the house during the day
>Waiting for one of his clients to message me for cheap drugs
>Last week one of them was leaning in my car window
>"hey how are you'
>'good where's the weed'
>Yeah I'm doing alright, so hear any funny stories lately'
>"What?'
>'haha yeah here's your weed have a good one
>Yeah


>Use the money I made to buy $200 worth of Broccoli chips
>I like the crunch of them

>Supposed to be studying at university
>Entirely missed the first week, too afraid to leave the house

>Talking to my psychologist
>I tell her about Juanita Broadderick
>She doesn't care
>Tell her about Vince Foster, nothing.
>Kinda jerked off to the thought of her once.
>Contemplating opening the floodgates of my autism on her feeble Stacy brain

>At gym with r9k buddy
>We just got oreo shakes
>I say hol up, I'm going to spit out this stuff
>Go to bathroom to vomit it up
>He gets mad at me


>R9k bud thinks there is a ghost in his house
>Constant weird happenings in his door and strange noise
>Tell him it's nothing, we go and smoke DMT out near the beach
>He gets really fucked up and sees a hospital in a dream
>I got fucked up and everything looked like a Nintendo game
>When he's vulnerable I tell him I was the ghost for the past week
>Tell him I also might not be
>He gets really mad

>He tells me he wants to hear more about me
>To know what makes me tick
>He also dissected a cat as a kid
>we casually joke about him killing me
>I reveal that whenever we played Dungeons and Dragons and I brought cheese
>It was stolen because I was poor
>The place i hid the cheese was on my dick
>He gets mad at eating my free pants food
>I didn't even realize it was wrong

>Be in highschool
>Never talk to anyone
>Manage to break up brother Chad and his gf
>He gets mad and tells the school I finger the family dog with vegemite
>They all accept this as fact
>Social pariah

>>35259371
Just work for an advertisement firm or some sort and get a position in community management

Convert to judaism and join the JIDF.

>>35259412
Pretty much this. These ad firms don't recruit shills, you get a job there first.

>>35259326
john j callanan
Bait post
Atleast post a picture of yourself if you're going to insult people. OR what, are you too scared of "fucking losers" to show your identity?

>>35259326
I thought /pol/ was the laughing stock

>>35259326

/s4s/ is the shithole of 4chan, not /r9k/

>>35259278
No, it doesn't make me think t b h

It's not legal. Better become more attractive or you will be arrested for being ugly.

>>35259311
It made me think about OP being raped by a 400lb shaquanda

>>35259206
Lol I once felt nostalgic about a video but it was actually a school shooting

>>35259267
oh... kinda dark, dude.

anyway bump

The lego vids are probably from Forrestfire101, I used watch them years ago

>>35259161
>what preparetions to make before attempting to cum from prostate stimulation

A noose

>>35259161
>lots of lube

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>>35259161
getting a female sexual partner

>>35259080
Because most people have mental illnesses. It's just more acceptable for women to show it.

>>35259080

Because deep down women need to be told what to do, what to believe etc. Women's genius lies in the way they do things under constraint.

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>>35259068
Usually there's already a topic at hand so if I know anything about it I try and chime in.

If not then I just wait until someone acknowledges me.

>>35259094
If the topic is diesel driven cars and you don't even have a licens? What would you do?

My little cousin is 17 and she sounds like a fucking child, it's hilarious hearing her scream at people in voice chat.

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>>35258878
>it's in-di-cate-iv of-
>"Uh correction, anon, it's in-dic-et-ive"

>>35258859
It got him a retrial though so that's interesting.

Adnan probably did it but Jay wasn't 100% innocent either.

I don't have any good true crime stuff for ya but I can't recommend the absolute mindfuck that is Limetown enough. Holy shit, that show's a fucking ride. Interesting details about the population of a Nuketown-like research town that completely fucking vanished. Some freaky shit follows.

Also Alice Isn't Dead, fun stuff.

Not only fucking his gf, but fucking other girls as well, which might have led to a very intense situation that day in the car. She wasn't very stable, he was her first true love. She was fucking someone else and he didn't seem to really care that much.... I'm NOT blaming the victim but these things are complicated.

>>35258859
i like to listen to Sword and Scale occasionally.
but there was one recording in particular where the speaker made fun of an old guy for being a hermit and I thought that was over the line