>yfw you first realized that every single shitty aspect of your life actually IS somebody else's fault
>>39250693
How are you going to fix it? Blaming it on someone else isnt going to help trust me bro. Only you can fix your life.
>>39250693
Of course it is, OP. We literally didn't ask to be robots.
>>39250720
>He thinks humans can be fixed
Go away normalfag
Why do you obsess about beautiful women, when you could seek an honest woman instead?
>>39250243
>inb4 "there's no such thing as an honest woman"
Grow up, man
>>39250243
How do I put my penis into a woman's honesty?
>>39250243
honest women will tell you they don't like you from the start
at least with beautiful women you can have a beautiful fantasy
>get tired of looking like shit
>get a haircut and style hair a little
>stop wearing the virgin outfit
>start dressing nice
>roasties at work notice
>ask me if I got a girlfriend
>"I'm not telling :^)"
>rumors are spreading about me having a girlfriend
>roasties suddenly wanna talk to me
>feels like I made it
>still an autistic virgin
How will this end, lads?
>>39250233
If you don't get a girlfriend they might come to the conclusion that you're gay and are trying to hide your """boyfriend""" from them. Either get one of them to be your girlfriend or say that you already have a gf. If they're your typical roasties then one they think you're gay it'll all be over, lad.
Well, about 5 years ago I got into the best shape of my life. Dressed nice and got rid of all my bigger clothes. Now I'm bald (hair was thinning and decided to just shave it), put on significant amount of weight, depressed again and pretty much right back where I started. Started in mid 2016, has culminated to now.
>>39250274
Well shit
I wanna go back
Is it too late to stop giving a shit about my appearance again?
What's the greatest effort you've ever put into getting a qt3.14 gf?
>>39250221
I went to school and there was a girl in my class who was gorgeous. I spent the first semester trying to break her up with her bf, which succeeded. Second semester we fucked like rabbits, after which she broke up with me for another guy in our class.
No regrets. She wasn't very good in bed.
About 5 seconds thinking about it. That's the time it takes to my brain come up with "there are better ways to waste my time" or "I could really use not having eyes filled with disgust looking at me".
If you have to try then you're not her guy.
Will a nice haricut help much if youre average/ugly?
Sure, but it all depends on the head shape
>>39250173
yes it doesrger
hair is the single most important thing that you have control.
>According to a study at MIT, Asian men have to make $247,000 more than a white male in order to get the same response rate. In other words, you have to have a Rolls Royce in order to be considered a potential online mate! Online dating is inferior to meeting non-Asian women in real life because, just like porn, people use it anonymously and women can be anonymously racist in whom the swipe left or right on. And Tinder just exacerbates that tendency given how much more visually-oriented the women are on Tinder and its use as sexual marketplace for women which plays into the worst of Asian male stereotypes.
https://nextshark.com/tinders-login-video-hong-kong-took-cheap-shot-asian-men/
>tfw hapa guy that just wants an asian girl
fuck white women
>>39250161
what the actual fuck
so I have to make a quarter of a million dollars more than the average white guy just to be seen as the same level of attractive? and that's probably not including all the minus points I get for being an ugly asian not an attractive one
fuck everything
This should really be common knowledge:
If you are a hetero male and not white, you should 100% not use online dating sites/apps. You will be shot down at significantly higher rates than comparable white men, simply because women can be racist online. And yes, that's all women: even (and sometimes, ESPECIALLY) the same women who wail about racism/sexism/etc.
I just bought Elder Scrolls Online: Tamriel Unlimited for $10. What am I in for boys?
>>39250111
A game that's very much work 10 dollars
>not playing Oblivion on the PSP
What a scrub
>>39250111
It's good. Go to the erp website and sell yourself as a slave. Raceplay is very popular in Tamriel. Stay away from Khajiits, do not olay as a khajiit. If you do they'll send you gross whispers and ask if you're a furry.
Go to riften for advanced autism.
>middle aged normalfag female family member starts telling me how to eat and all the things I "should" do
>starts saying something about how I will die of starvation
>tell her I'm aware of the consequences of what I do but that I don't plan on changing it and that I can't be eating nearly as little as she says or I'd already be dead, as I've always eaten like I do
>WHY ARE YOU SO ARGUMENTATIVE YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ME I GUESS EVERYTHING I SAY IS WORTH NOTHING YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO ME I DESERVE MORE RESPECT BUT I GUESS YOU JUST HAVE NO RESPECT
Why are so many older women so fucking arrogant? Why can't they just leave you alone? I'm already working and trying to be Independence. Is it really "disrespectful" of me to politely disagree when someone is trying to tell me how to live my own life? I've never told her what to do or how to do it.
>>39250063
What is your bra size?
Hello
>>39250326
Did you think I was a girl?
>>39250063
She needs a good dicking anon. Sneak into her room and give it to her
How many robots here drive? All things related to driving in this thread are welcome.
Of course I drive
>>39249982
>tfw when I didn't get my license until I was 22
i dont mind driving when there is no traffic, but i cant stand driving in traffic.
And, i always said people who like to drive are usually complete retards. Some study just came out saying people who like to drive are dumb asses, and driving somehow makes you stupid. if a person ever makes a comment about liking to drive, their IQ will always be 90 or lower.
dont drive if you dont have to
ITT:we post like we're in a youtube comment thread
>lol fantstic! i love it
>>39249941
>misc bullshit from /pol/ which is obvious paid shillposting
>>39249941
>I was born in 1998 and I love this song, not the garbage made today.
>photo of bleach
please drink me
>ok anon, it's your turn to read to the class
>>39249911
>stutter once
>comtemplate suicide
>>39249911
>tell teacher I would rather not
>teacher insists that I do waht I am told
>tell her I warned her
>read a whole page in monotone stuttering with off beat intonation in such a way that the no one other than myself could follow
>never get picked to read again
Everything went well, desu.
>it's time to write down your life goals
My real goal is to have sex with a girl but dumb bitch makes me fake "be a doctor" as a goal
How do I stop being a thirsty beta?
When I see a pretty girl or if they pay attention to me, I can't help but start orbiting her.
I know it's pathetic but I can't help but get tuned on by the fact that I'm pathetic.
I like masturbating to SPH and cuckolding. Sometimes when I'm chatting with her, I imagine she's just being nice to me while she's about to suck her boyfriends cock. I like imagine getting a kiss from her while also imagining that it's the same lips that's been around her boyfriend's cock.
>>39249654
get laid and get on with your life.
You're getting dangerously close to the point of no return but I'll try to give some advice. Stop jerkin off to that shit and soon your weird fetish will go away. Try working out more I know it sounds strange but it worked for me. Probably because it boosts your confidence and makes you focus a bit more on yourself rather than creeping out girls.
>>39249687
But I have a small <5" penis and can't satisfy girls. I can cum with my own hand in under a minute! If a girl saw my penis and laughed, I would probably get turned on.
>>39249721
It doesn't even have to be porn or lewd stuff. Like if I go to a store and a women says hi to me or the clerk that helps me out, I go home and imagine her having sex with her boyfriend.
Racism Test!
You gotta choose, be with a female cenobite from the Hellraiser series, or be with a sexy ass black woman.
you should show the picture of the sexy ass black woman not the cenobite.
>>39249657
here's the black woman you'll be getting as the other choice
>>39249678
>tattoo
>fucking tattoo
>obviously the sexy black woman had to have a tattoo
yes, I'd choose the black woman. you happy now?
Why don't you tell your crush you like them /R9K/?
>>39249412
I like you. Please go out with me.
>>39249412
Cause my crush is already my waifu
>>39249412
Because she has a boyfriend.
What are some good robot novels? I've already read Notes from underground, naked lunch, stoic philosophy, heart of darkness, and many others. Throw some suggestions my way
>>39249404
Twilight Sparkle and the Crystal Heart Spell
great book for fellow r0b0ts
The Temple of the Golden Pavillion, great book, the protagonist is a depressed stutterer who is treated like trash by normies.
>>39249423
got a link for that there book?