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>never feel any desire to talk to or have sex with a woman except the first 15 minutes after a workout
Why is this? Is this fixable? If I haven't just worked out I only feel the urge to masturbate
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I suspect the issue is psychological since I can't think of a biological reason why working out would trigger your libido.

Find a therapist that specialises in sexual issues. Your problem is probably far too complex to solve with a simple post on here.

Maybe you feel more confident and accomplished after a workout and that's why you feel horny.
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That's your body and your sex drive returning to normal. Good job, keep it up and you'll start feeling good and wanting to talk to girls even more.
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>>35264044
Holy fuck man, this poster is stupid. You can't think of a biological reason? LOL Hahahahahaha

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Fuck haven't been here in a while but my shortness is fucking annoying. I'm just about 6ft but how i envy those at 6ft2 (my ideal height). I'm 18 almost 19 can i still grow?

Pic unrelated
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>>35263965

you stop growing at 20
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>>35263965
I knew of somebody who was 5'11 entering college, and ended up leaving at 6'4. It's definitely possible, though unlikely. It depends on a lot of factors.

I'd say you're most likely done with significant growth, though. That's pretty rare. Personally, I hit 5'8 in 8th grade, and a decade later am still 5'8.
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>>35263965
hop on hgh and test

keep your estrogen levels at the low end of normal

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It's my birthday today
make me laugh robots
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>your thread is about to 404 on your birthday
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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza

the jew doesnt scream in the oven
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>>35263905
happy bungbung creamer day op

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i have a whole chicken defrosting what should I make?
give recipes
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>frozen chicken
DISGUSTING!

Been watching too much kitchen nightmares sorry. Cook it real slow and tear it up for some chicken pasta. Or Chicken in rice noodles, lo mein. Or butcher the whole bird and cut some slices of breast for chicken sandwiches.
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>>35263925
whats wrong with frozen chicken? best way to save money on meat is to freeze it when its on sale. fresh is superior but frozen quality is still great. its conveinant too to have it whenever you want it in your freezer
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>>35263904
Stick your dee in it

>he travels around town at night
>listening to epic music
>looking around at the neon lit streets
>at the homeless and the druggies
>he pretends he's a Travis Bickle type vigilate
>murmurs to himself about cleaning the scum off of the streets

Anyone like to pretend they're in a movie?
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My late-night-driving-autism role models are Travis Bickle and pic related
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>>35263837
I live in a pretty small city so I dont really see people during my nightly 2 hour walks listening to epic music. I do come across someone sometimes doibg tge same thing. I think he might be a brobot.
I did however get pulled over by the cops twice and had ran away once because I forgot my ID and one time as a teen they took me to their office when I didn't have my ID on me.
I've also been questioned once because their was a 82 yo woman raped in her appt by a stranger and they saw me walkibg around on camera footage that area around the time she got raped. Had to give them DNA samples and shit andhad to explain why I was walking around kek.

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What did you write on that piece of paper before hangin yourself ?
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...

[cant answer cause im dead LOL]
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I'm glad I'm dead
A worthless fuckin Buddha head
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>>35263817
fuck off with your shit answer

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Can someone pls help make sense of this for me?

>talking to girl online
>gonna visit girl's city because I need a vacay and its reading week.
>tells her about, she is down to hang
>goes to city, and we hang
>sat down, talks about her clothes and she pulls her shirt from her pants, showing me her torso and talks about how ill fitting her pants are.
>she does this in two separate occasions, second in a restaurant (my memory is foggy, this may have not happened)
>we continued hanging out, we weren't paying attention to time and I was running really close to missing my bus. So we took a cab, she kissed me on the cheek, and i had ran out to catch my bus.


Was this just a platonic hang out and my wishful thinking and autism is getting the best of me? She also said I dressed nice for an out of towner.

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>>35263748
>(my memory is foggy, this may have not happened)

Did this happen a fucking decade ago? How can you not remember?
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>>35263778
it happened a week ago. I am just really unsure what happened, also it was a horribly planned day trip so i was a bit sleep deprived.
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>>35263819
Jeez dude, that's no excuse. Your memory is subhumanly terrible.

Anyway sounds like she probably sees you non romantically.

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Is sex with a trans girl worth it?
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>>35263726
>girl

If you're gay.
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>>35263726
>Is sex with a trans girl worth it?
Maybe if you're looking to test HIV positive
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Hooked up with a trans girl, super womanly figure with big fake tits. panties came off and she had a bigger penis than me, that is when she could keep it up. Terrible BJ skills for someone that has a penis, I could barely keep it up myself to ram it in her butthole. She ended up jerking me to completion

I mean. if its your thing and that's all you want, do your thing. As with all sexual encounters, YMMV

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Haven't kept up with this board in the past three days or so, so I was wondering: who is, dare i ask, /our guy/ these days?
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I don't think we should have /our guys/ to be honest
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>>35263668
but who will we look to, when the bombs start falling?

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>"anon i threw all your old games out. i diddnt think you wanted them anymore"
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>>35263651
Please tell me you beat the shit out of your mom for this
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>Tfw my mom didn't do this
>tfw love my mom
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>>35263991
>gamecube gone
>30+ almost perfect condition gamecube games
>dreamcast gone
>10 games from that
>she even threww my Sega Megadrive

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I just want a friend, I don't care what race, gender or specie he may be.
I've struggled my whole life trying to relate to people and make friends, I've failed many times and I gave up. And it's even harder considering the fact that I live in a third world country. Whenever I meet someone I hope that he's a bit like me, but the farther he got is just sharing a few of my normal interests.
Yet, I still want company, I want someone who I can talk with about anything, someone who has the same mind and thoughts.
The closest persons that I can call a friend are robots who share the same misery as me on this imageboard.

tl;dr tfw only Moroccan in this board.
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>>35263597
This might sound weird, but is there any art related classes near you?
Figure drawing? Portrait drawing? Classical Drawing?
You'll get a craft to work at, and people to talk about it with. You'll slowly be drawn into it, trust me.
Also tends to have a lot of people from different walks of life. You'll be bound to find someone you click with in a few months.
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>>35264188
I'm really bad at drawing, besides I know some people that like drawing and are really good at it but they don't take classes, they're all Tumblr-tier personality, the guys are gays and only draw yaoi characters or shitty shonen and the girls draw shitty "depressed" drawings.

I hate them.

But I play basketball, it's the only group activity that I enjoy, there's a guy who shares a few interests but that's it, he's too much like everyone else.
I think my problem is that my standards are too high, I shouldn't expect finding someone who's the same as me that easily. Everyone's is just the same different shades of the same color.

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>butthole bleeds again
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>>35263579
Quit wiping your ass so much your ass fissures when you do
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you probably have a hemoroid.

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What makes you nervous?
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>>35263512
Calling people on the phone for the first time. I gradually get used to it, but its nerve-wracking at first.
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walking past qties.
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I love Robert Crumb

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>expose penis to sun for less than 30 seconds yeserday
>already have a mole on my dick

who here /skincancer/
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>>35263488
>exposing his dick to sunlight
Fuck you normie.
A real robots cock will never be exposed to more light than the light of his many screens.
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>>35263488
>I'm sorry, anon, we're going to have to remove it
>I don't just mean the mole
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My dick has never seen sunlight
weird feel

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Any robots wants to chat with me? 19yo kv that hates this place but it's the only place where I can talk to someone.
I have a weird feeling, like boringness and lazyness mixed with sadness and anger. I don't know why. Join me.
Here's a cardio template if you feel physical pain because you're too fat. I'm skinny, though
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>>35263487
>tfw I don't belong here anymore
Not because I am a normie but I can't realated to /r9k/ anymore. I don't know who's a robot or not now
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>>35263687
I feel you there exactly. Being here sucks, I stopped going here last year... This board sucks now. It's the same thing over and over again, with a sprinkle of cuckporn and pretending to be femanon. Plus, I don't care about the typical robot feels anymore, or I don't have anymore. Probably thanks to /pol/ and /fit/

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