How do you cope with the idea of your own mortality? The fact that as young and/or healthy as you are, you can be dead tomorrow.
One day you can be shitposting on /r9k/ and the next day you can be dead of a brain aneurysm. Or the one day you decide to leave your NEET-cave to get tendies you get hit by a bus and die.
I know some of you don't give a shit whether you live or die and would welcome death's embrace, but for those of us who may be trying to have a fulfilling life, how do you cope?
Don't get too attached to the world.
>>35264841
I've been patiently waiting for my death for years now. I'm scared of it, but at least oblivion probably won't hurt.
>order a pizza
>sweating and dry heaving waiting for the delivery guy to get here hoping i can pull this off
>doorbell rings
>oh fuck.jpg
>open the door and shout into my dark apartment "pizzas here!"
>complete silence
>i turn around and the delivery guy is smirking
>i hand him a 20 dollar bill
>close the door before even getting my change
>>35264803
bump, i can't even eat i hate myself so much
Why do you even pretend to have people over? I dont get it. Who cares what a deliver guy thinks of you? He probably wouldnt even have thought anything of it if you didnt pretend to have people over.
>>35264803
I'm not nearly as anxious as you but if I'm having takeout alone I prefer getting it directly from the place and it helps.
if you DONT have a fetish that would stop you from getting a gf or bf you arent a robot
>>35264792
I love big women so much
tfw no monstergirl gf
kill me
>>35264792
I'm into scat, so if you aren't into CP, necropilia or bestiality, you shut your mouth.
Children 0-3 have no memories and aren't even conscious. After death there is no conscious. So what's the problem with killing infants? There's virtually no loss. Inb4 imagine it's your kid, I would never have kids like a disgusting normie
Consciousness is not that clearly defined my man. Declarative memories may not form until ~3 years old, but nondeclarative ones definitely are (eg learning to speak and walk and generally learning what being alive is like). There's literally no way to prove anyone or anything has or does not have consciousness.
I do agree with you though, there isn't any significant difference between a fetus about to be born and a baby born minutes ago, and there isn't any single significant step from being a collection of human cells to being a human. So if we're okay for killing embryos and young fetuses it's seems weird to me that we aren't okay with killing babies. I mean it's not that weird but from an abstract, objective, big picture kind of way it is.
>tfw starting to think real life is all just a dream and that there is only me and God and God has cooked up this dream to test me
>>35265600
Read Descartes. He attempted to solve exactly this problem.
>just be yourself bro it's ez
repost for better pic
>99% of girls I swipe yes is an instant mach, never text to any of them due to my autism
Be yourself is just a meme spouted by normalfags who can't even imagine what it's like being an introvert, socially awkward or autistic.
That pic really activated my almonds though. I mean I know Tinder is a hookup app anyway but 99%+ of those girls wouldn't have answered to pickup lines like that if the profile wasn't a fruitcake.
>new gf says she wants to have lots of beautiful mixed babies
Guess who's getting laid tonight boys. Finally leaving this place. Was nice knowing you cucks
I look forward to your "all women are whores" post tomorrow when you don't get laid.
>>35264708
I'm getting laid and there is nothing you can do to stop me
Hey guys, just reminding you about the /tv/ discord. We're trying to get some life back into it and restore it to its former glory.
The goal is to have a comfy place to talk about movies and film, the state of /tv/ or talk, or whatever. We'll try and get a regular stream schedule going too. I'll be streaming Green Inferno in about an hour.
We have even have a blacked channel so you don't need to shit up /tv/
Anyway, heres the link:
https://discord.gg/t5ZADXc
MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY
Baby want milky
>>35264672
join it and fap your penis into my mouth
>>35264672
Is there ever sopranos discussion
If yes I may join
How do you deal with the fact that you're not sane?
The fact that you can note that you aren't completely sane shows that you are sane. Eat shit, special snowflake.
>>35264718
In the UK you need to self recognize that you're insane before you can be institutionalized. It's the opposite of what you said in real life here.
>>35264718
Good to see you can still remember things you have read
Mommy is telling me to work
Mommy is getting tired of me lazing around
I think mommy doesn't wants me here anymore
Oh sweet mother, I never expected to be betrayed by thee
just sex her. Oedipus her ass. After she gets pregnant with your seed, you can stay home forever.
>>35264702
hmmm
orega
fembots, what is your opinion on body like (pic rel)
i prefer this type
Not a girl, but he looks like a gay twink.
>>35264603
Thats... a bit too skinny. The more I grow up, the more I find myself genuinely attracted to guys with a bit of beef on them.
>It's another anon wakes up to his mom screaming his name downstairs episode
Everyday for 13 years :)))))))))
>its another mom knocks on door and ask what anon wants for dinner while anon is in the middle of a fap episode
I HATE YOU ROASTIE WHO FUCKING CARES IM NOT EATING YOUR SHIT FOOD I WISH ID NEVER BEEN BORN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP SPYING ON ME YOU BITCH FUCK YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>it's another anon is gonna get his car repossessed and is up all night worrying about how he's gonna get to work and his brother walks in and brags about is cool 1970 camero and about all the pussy it gets him
>it's another anon wakes up to his mum screaming his stepdad's name and his mighty balls loudly slap against her arse episode
"Anon! You've never told me you play video games!"
I'd rather play video games (not that I do anymore anyway) than go out and drink alcohol like a miserable fuck
>>35264574
What's wrong with hanging out with girls?
yes I love to play csgo!
Do you play it too?
"We're looking for more people to fight the next Holy crusade, any volunteers?"
>>35264541
I have nothing to lose so me !
>>35264541
>want to join
>am black
>get executed
fuck
>>35264541
Catholic here so ofc. We need to remove the cuck pope first though
>mom threatend to kick me out because I didn't take out the trash
Should have taken out the trash, OP.
>>35264514
i dont want to be an asshole op
but other problems have piled up already and now she is focusing on one problem (just probably)
>>35264537 is right, if you`re mom is that kind of mother dont risk provoking her
>>35264569
>but other problems have piled up already and now she is focusing on one problem (just probably)
I think you're right.
Everytime she comes home from work she's bitching at me but she never threatend to kick me out before.
>doc prescribes xanax
>I haven't been feeling allright
>take them every day for a couple of weeks
>starting to feel strange
>have s bad nights sleep
>next day I get this feel
>like I have dreamed my life
>i'm not real
>still get that feel now and then without knowing what the fuck to think of it
It never goes away fully. You might as well enjoy it for what it is.
>>35264509
What is it? How do I deal with it?