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You called me autistic whenI made a thread about my top ten breakfast cereal brands. I bet you can't even tell me your top three comic albums on my way out.
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i only really listen to mitch hedberg
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>>35265951
Buh bye, kiddo!
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>>35265951
This website is for 18+ for fucks sake
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4chan is the only thing keeping me from killing myself.
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But 4chan is directly contributing to your alienation and suffering, can't you see!
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4chan is also one of the few things keeping me alive, I'd be insane without it
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>>35265926
Maybe. But if it wasn't for the occasional laugh I get from here I think I wold have ended it by now
>25 yo khv
>getting older every moment
>missed out from teen love, and will no doubt miss out 20s love
>have these impossible(?) overly romanticized standards for loving virgin girlfriend thanks to anime and vidya
>just the thought of having some non-virgin as partner makes me feel sick
>it's getting harder and harder to find a virgin gf of my age
>I'm getting older every moment, and the chance of getting virgin gf is getting slimmer
>tfw
I'd rather be alone for the rest of my life than be with non-virgin. I'm not even religious, but as I said I have these possibly unrealistic romanticized ideals of what I want love and partnership to be about.
And no, I don't want some perfect supermodel real life anime girl. Just someone who's equal to me in every single way.
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You are going to die alone
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>>35265914
lol dont look for a girl your age
im 23 and dating a 17 year who was a virgin when we met
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>>35265914
>Just someone who's equal to me in every single way.
There's not a girl on the planet that's as big of a loser as you.
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To those of you who actually do want a girlfriend, how do you expect any girl to lie you if you are completely uninteresting? You're not going to become interesting sitting in from of 4chan all day.
Hire a personal trainer to show you what to do, and hold you accountable. It's as easy as can be. You'll get healthier, get out of the house, and have something to talk about. It's the best launchpad for an all round better life. and you'll feel great
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>its another "dude once you become /fit/ you'll instantly become interesting and women will like you lmao" episode
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Uninteresting? Me? Nonsense. I've seen a seamonster and I have photographic evidence to back that up. If that doesn't make me an interesting person, I don't know what will.
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>>35265878
Pandering to women's interests is the most monumentally idiotic idea any man can have.
Additionally, fitness is not one of those things.
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To be a maid, to wear a cute uniform, to serve, to have total obedience, it must be heavenly.
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Now you must service the master of the house
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>>35266538
>Implying that's not what they want
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how can our little white butts compete?
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>>35265874
That right pic seems really familiar to me desu
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>>35265874
Hank Hill? Is that you?
Kek. That comment was actually unoriginal?
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>>35265874
>how can our little white butts compete?
like this
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I was thinking what would happen if I started a forum for people seeking absolute perfection in all areas of life.
I am doing this, but at the same time I do not really guilt myself at all when I fall short, which is very often. I'm not sure how many others are like this, but I doubt I'm the only one.
What do you think about this?
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itll disappear into obscurity like every other niche forum in existence.
your best bet is starting a new reddit subreddit or something. ie, get your traffic from a place people already gravitate to
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I'd join and laugh at everyone who failed miserably like the dumb losers they are.
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No but seriously, what's someone who seeks to be perfect doing on r9k? This is the toilet bowl of the internet.
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God fucking damn it guys.
I've got so much potential but I'm wasting it because of fucking ANXIETY.
I don't have a job, a car, or a girlfriend because of this shit. I NEED TO GET RID OF IT.
I FEEL LIKE BREAKING DOWN CRYING.
TOMORROW I AM GOING TO FORCE MYSELF TO START APPLYING TO PLACES.
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>>35265766
Need to get rid of anxiety?
Do a fighting sport.
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>>35265766
>tomorrow
Nah I have anxiety too, stop saying "tomorrow" and make moves right now.
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put yourself in a sink or swim situation
that's how I forced myself to change from being a pathetic waste of space to being a semi-pathetic waste of space
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Up to now, SJWs were just mythical creatures I read about on 4chan
Now my rural Spanish town has a group of American study abroads attending our university.
I met one and she used EXACTLY the same words 4chan mocks "toxic masculinity" "problematic" "white privilege"
the only thing that doesn't add up is that this girl isn't fat, ugly or have any colored hair. She is hot af and sort of looks like Taylor Swift.
Should I ask her out? Or is she crazy and she will try to ruin my life?
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>>35265763
>Or is she crazy and she will try to ruin my life?
yes
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Text her to see if she'll go out with you.
Then start getting more and more privileged.
Post results.
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>>35265763
Yeah, eventually you realize the "SJWs don't exist in real life!" posters are the ones who are memeing. Also, unless you are a chad don't fuck that chick, she might falsely accuse you of rape or something.
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come on bros, post if you will a pic of your oneitis and you situation/story with her
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>>35265762
Not posting a pic because I am making her mine.
Just posting to tell all of you that you can do it and get your oneitis.
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>>35265762
>tfw no pic of oneits
>tfw all I have are fading memories
>tfw one day I'll have forgotten the little details that make her special
>tfw oneitis will fade from my memory but the feels will remain
>tfw I have a big part of me missing and I know it
It's not fair. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR.
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I'm pretty sure I'm a practice gf. Is suicide the only solution?
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you are better than most people on this board.. take that for granted.
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>>35265747
Most relationships don't last forever, so it's no different from most relationships.
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>>35265747
you have 2 options
you want me to spell them out for you?
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ROASTIE HATE BREAD!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35265737
women are the jew of the genders
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>>35265761
roasties shall be gassed.
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Are given a 1000 dollar suit. A job as a private detective. and the photograph and adress of the beautiful wife of a senator.
Oh. And a colt 45.
How would you pull it off?
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>>35265700
Kill myself with the Colt 45.
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>>35265700
This is too autistic to continue. Sage with pepper
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>>35265700
>How would you pull it off?
I'd probably go andget the suit tailored so I could pull off that suit really well
:^)
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Why are white girls so smug
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Master race and all that.
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>>35265671
They literally can have anything they want with a fraction of the effort required from anyone else
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>>35265671
They know they can ruin anyone's life with a false rape accusation
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>when you call justin bieber gay
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>>35265650
Kys shitposting nigger faggot homo. S a g e
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>>35265650
>when you call COD unrealistic
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>>35265650
>when you call trump a racist