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>good threads on /lit/, /sci/ /int/ /pol/
>/b/ and /gif/
where?

youre seeing things
get a doctor asap my schizo lad

>>35267883
by developing a finer sense of quality

the real world

faggot

im dead inside too anon

>>35267978
But I live in Europe

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>>35267766
Nice

fucking asshole

>>35267766
>show her your dick
>she still believes you

>>35267766
y'all always forget to answer the truly important question, why?

>>35267601
To answer your stupid question, chest hair doesn't make a man beta.

Being a beta makes you beta.

>>35267601
>he thinks hairy chest men is beta

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>What's that, boy? Why don't you come here and feel what a real man feels like. Come on, you might change your mind.

>>35267577
>WHAO WHAT A NICE BUTT

WHAO WHAT A NICE BUTT

>>35267577
WHAO WHAT A NICE BUTT

NCINEIDENDIEND

>>35267577
RIP in piece NICE BUTT ;_;

>>35267574
>why is this happening to me

Cause you're a stupid whore

>>35267595
no im not

origianl

>>35267621
Eet shit whore

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>>35267567
*stares blankly*

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>>35268221
...wanna wanga...

>>35267567

Looks like Mike "zap the traps" Pence

>>35267516
To be honest maybe I started it. I showed her John Oliver and Trevor Noah. Those comedians are a little bit too lefty or PC for my taste but maybe she would like them. And she did. She always read a lot of news, I like that about her, one day she started reading newspapers that had feminism in the title. That's not that bad, I thought, she has always been more progressive than I have and she.is a smart girl, she has some good ideals so I don't have anything to worry about. One day, she recommended.me an article, telling me it was great and though provoking. After some days (I had exams and shit) I did read it. It was this one: http://www.feministcurrent.com/2015/09/28/youve-heard-of-rape-culture-but-have-you-heard-of-pedophile-culture/

What do I do, how do I stop this?

>>35267509
Fuck no. I've been at my workplace for 2 years and i don't even talk to people beyond the occasional hello or stuff that's work related.

I wouldn't get invited to after work parties anyway, been invited to those company parties they have because it's technically work stuff, but i still don't go to them.

I went to the christmas party out of curiousity coupled with knowing the regret I would feel at not going.
Pretty good. Funny. Plus, the girls from work looked pretty hot.

I just sat there, drank and watched. Didn't get involved. Keeping my shit together took up all I had.

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>>35267545
i don't mean company parties
but as in friend's parties, you know the occasional get drunk and laid shit.

I haven't been invited ever.

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>i like watching anime and cartoons
Grow up, kid.

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>>35267514
But it's fun though

>>35267558
Don't worry, I thought that video games was fun up until I was 18. Now, I want to study on physics and math, which is more fun than anime and cartoons.

Read Nausea by Jean-Paul Sartre

What was the brain surgery for? What did they do?

Aside from whatever they did to your brain, those symptoms aren't maturity, just derealization/depersonalization, a super annoying condition. The forums for it (like dpselfhelp) are slightly helpful, but also a cesspit of complaining (like this board) that may ultimately make you feel worse. What makes it better is getting off the internet and doing engaging stuff, being healthy, etc.

>>35268645
They removed a benign glioma tumor the size of a quarter in the left frontal lobe.

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>>35267434
Looks like that fool fell for the trick...
*shadow clone dissapears*

>>35267434
*step*

heh... nice try...

heh... i now you're secret... you can only... walk side...

*teleports behind you*

heh... wish you could turn around dont you...

*crushes you with my 275-pound heavy body*

pss... nothin personnel... cab...

reply fucker i'm lonely fuck

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>>35267409
>and most important why rape is illegal

>>35268339
>rape is illegal
damn it anon...

I find it awkward even talking to women. You expect me to not be riddled with anxiety going up to a stranger and having sex with them? Doesn't seem like an enjoyable experience for someone like me in the first place.

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nah, we like complaining about things and not doing anything to fix what we are complaining about here.

>>35267374

Women lose their virginity in often foolish expectation of unconditional acceptance

Men lose theirs out of desperation

Paying for it will just serve to permanently confirm that you were desperate and there will be no narrative you can draw in your head that will let you change that.

That being said, most anons here are fags for wanting to lose their virginity like a woman, I'm sorry anons, but people suck. Unless you have a deliberately celibate waifu it will be unlikely to happen most of /r9k/ isn't conservative enough to be in the same dating pool as the likely hyper-religious female virgins who are waiting until marriage

Why not just move in with your girlfriend, OP?

You DO have a girlfriend... don't you?

>>35267361
Move under a bridge

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>>35267397

Will you be my girlfriendo?