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Nice guys aren't wolves disguising themselves in sheep's clothing. They're wolves conditioned to be sheep.

How did you become the wolf everyone wants you to be?
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>>35269078
I never did. I just left the pack
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>>35269078
wolf in sheeps clothing is the male version of
im not like all the other girls

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What's it like to date a cheerleader?
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The best feeling, man. While I play college football I will always have support from my gal.
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>thick legs

She was a fembot. I even asked her why she was doing it because she was always quiet so it was very contradicting considering she had to cheer, it was because she's been doing it since she was a kid and she enjoyed it.
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>>35269067
>white girl thighs

mmm

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If women hate betas why were these guys so popular among females?
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Betas can make up for their low ranking genetically with talent and money. Hence musicians, rockstars etc. Chad white people end up as CEOs and the like.
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>>35269003

Because their "artsy" and make them feel deep.

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>friends having conversation in group chat
>ask if anyone wants to go to a bar this weekend
>friends continue on with conversation
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that shit is so disrespectful.

idc if someone is the ugliest person in a group or is repulsive, i always acknowledge.

if they treat you like that, you don't need to associate yourself with them man. fuck that.
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>>35270065
>friend A asks "yo, anyone wanna hang this tonight?"
>me: "sure I'm down"
>no one else responds
>text friend A later following up
>friend A: "sorry I can't"
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>>35270225
just ignore the group homie.

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>your movie wins the best picture Oscar
>just kidding, no it didn't
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>>35268979
This was totally the woman's fault. Dumb bitch just blurted out the first word she saw on the card without actually reading it.
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>>35269040
>This was totally the woman's fault.

It always is Anon.
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Bojack Horseman did it first

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Please help me fill my qt folder.
I'm gonna be in this board for a while.

No nudes, please. Danke.
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this is a vry original qt
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>>35269041
nice bod but she is a coalburning skank
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>>35269202
all women are coalburners

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rabb.it/cozyrobotroom

It's movie night robots, come chill with your fellow anons and watch some movies

Now playing: I don't feel at home in this world anymore
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bumping cause no one in the room will do it reeee
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>>35268929
Join this shit niggas it's great really comfy

Not OP

Bump
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>>35268929
bumpfy for comfy

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>Go to DMV to get replacement license
>sit down on bench
>looks of disgust from a mother and child after looking at my face
>walk up to teller
>looks of disgust from teller and her associates face after looking at my face
>little kid runs past
>"mommy why is that man ugly?"

the worst part is im 6'4 so most women have a tendency to look at my face expecting some tall hunk instead to be greeted by my bomb crater face

>I don't know how much more of this I can take...
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>>35268827
i'm laughing right now
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Post face pic + timestamp
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>>35268827
Post your face faggot, it probably isn't as bad as you make it seem.

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relax wagie, you get a couple days of your own now
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>>35268826
I actually don't because i'm at work tomorrow

haha looks like the jokes on me!
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>>35268826
most low level wagies work shifts determined by a manager, instead of a steady monday-friday.
Especially non-office jobs like food service
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>>35268886
>>35268826
Jokes on you i work 5 alternating days a week my weekend was tues-weds this week

>order a pizza
>save money to pay my debts
You decide, robots.
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save money to pay your debts
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Depends on what the debt is, need more info
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>>35268789
pay denbts
always pay denbts

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>2017

and hes not watching famous youtuber durv
the fuk is wrong with you fellas
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woah....is he...dare i say........./ourguy/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBNXy59c20A
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>>35268965
honestly whoever isnt watching his videos is pretty fucking degenerate
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>>35268785
holy shit are normies stupid

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>tfw you see gf hugging someone else
>tfw you realise nobody has talked to you for the rest of the week
>tfw you think you look good but no grill like you
>tfw captcha verification expired
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>tfw your a samefag
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>>35268775
>tfw no tummy to nuzzle your face into
I'm not flexible enough to do it to myself
I need someone else
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>>35268796
>tfw you reply to your own thread predenting your someone else

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Who /trying to be less gay/ here?
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It starts with deleting all anime and female reaction images off your computer. Only respond with masculine reaction images.

When you post a reaction image like you posted your brain identifies with it.
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its ok>>35268760
to be of homosexual descent
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>>35268760

Jesus Christ is this a guy?

>find qt trap friend on r9k
>buttpics for days
> stops responding after I become emotionally attached to his butt

cockslut where are you?
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Traps want an emotionally distant dom who reminds them of their absentfather.
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>>35268697
Is that true?

I've always considered a relationship difficult or impossible because I'm naturally distant and probably quite a bit older.
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>>35268687
>stops responding after I become emotionally attached to his butt
>his butt
>his
it's her butt, anon, HER

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Did any robots encounter those kinda girls in highschool who will never date anybody their age or younger than them?

>"I'm too mature for guys my age!"

How do these thots work?

Pic somewhat related.
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>>35268672
Daddy issues.
My sister and her friends are all like that.
and guess what, they are all raised by single moms.
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>>35268713

Sounds like my highschool gf.

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