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Reminder that women see 80% of men as below average

https://theblog.okcupid.com/your-looks-and-your-inbox-8715c0f1561e#.qp3y8xhko

>As you can see from the gray line, women rate an incredible 80% of guys as worse-looking than medium.
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Reminder that even though I'm below average, I still meet women through OkCupid and Tinder and you don't.
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>>35269997

Yes, that was accounted for in the study. Women message men they don't find attractive. You are not some mysterious anomaly, anon. Most women believe they're settling for less or are in-between Chads.
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>>35269997

>thinking you're a reliable judge of your own attractiveness

good looking fags pls leave

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Has anyone actually done anything with a tranny in real life? I have, it was kinda good and kinda bad

>be me,25
>wagecuck for safeway and live with my wife and her son
>love my wife but tired of our marriage
>been on kik and craigslist secretly for a while now looking for the perfectlowkey hookup
>find trap who is okay looking and genuine over text
>we talk for a month
>agree to meet at her house and see where things go
>tell my wife i'm going to hang out with a friend
>get there, she is blond and skinny. Can sorta tell its actually a guy similar to pic related
>things are kinda awkward as fuck and she suggests to smoke weed to smooth everything out
>we get high and chat but kinda have not much in common
>quiet
>she finally asks "are you horny?"
>I say sure
>we kiss, not bad
>she puts my hand on her leggings, can feel a hard cock
>we undress, her cock is a little bigger than mine
>I suck her cock
>salty and I feel different
>feeling a hard cock inside my mouth gets me hard
>she says put it in my ass
>spreads her ass cheeks open and starts fingering her ass hole
>I get nervous and lose my boner
>she thinks its cute and suggests fucking me in the ass
>i've never thought about doing that and always thought it wouldn't be something i'd do but i say sure because I didn't know how to get out of the situation
>i bend over without cleaning my hariy ass or anything
>she puts on a condom and goes in without lube
>it hurts really bad
>she goes really hard
>i make grunting noises
>she pulls out, takes the condom off, pushes me down and cums in my hair
>some of it gets in my nose
>she kicks me out
>I go home and hang out with my wife and act quiet, she asks me what's wrong
>"nothing, just tired"
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>>35269951
>the state of the modern Western male
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>>35269951

Yeah I did.
They never wanna fuck with condoms. That's it for me. I'm not playing Russian roulette with LGBT folks. Sorry, but not really.
And then constantly going on about "oh you like shemales hu????" .. Yeah, why would I be hanging out? Like why have me insist I like it?

They're fucking insane. Not that I didn't know, but I'm keeping away from them now.
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1st post best post. OP doesn't even deserve a response.

Is this a bait story? There's so much wrong with it, can bearly begin.

You're married when working at safeway/making minimum wage

Instead of being a sensible human being, you choose to cheat on your wife instead of going for a divorce first

From the story you don't even seem to hate her, she doesn't even seem like a bad woman. You're just "tired of your marriage" aka acting like a woman and allowing emotions to control you.

For all the shit we talk aboot women and them being cheating bitches, there's a faggot like this to make our values skydive.

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will jacking off to non-moving pictures cure my boners. Will it help me get hard easier or whatevs :P
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Stop watching porn.

>whatevs :P

Stop being a faggot.
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>>35269924
>whatevs :P

Bounce on my dick
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>>35269924
No, if you want to get harder easier just no-fap for a few days or like a week.

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We're watching Night of the Demons and you're invited. It's a very comfy 80's movie with qt stacies getting demonized. come on in we're only 10 minutes in

rabb.it/television4u
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It's also what's known as brap kino
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we have a discord too if you like watching movies with people

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Is Rozen Maiden a good anime? I've known about it for quite a while, but never bothered to look into it. Is it worth watching?
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>>35269837
Why are you asking that here?
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>>35270120
Its about a robot boy thats why. Now quiet you!

Yes it is good, better than i thought. by the end of watching it i almost got a doll, but then thought i better not cus it could come alive and kill me.
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Hell yes it is a good anime. This is coming from someone who does not watch anime.

A lot of people just assume it's a meme show because of desu but it's actually a very heartwrenching story about loyalty, destiny, and being conflicted about one's purpose in life.

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"It was lovely to meet you, Anon."

Have I already been friendzoned?
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>>35269821
yeah because you're a creepy fuck just like the rest
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>>35269830
Creepy's not a dealbreaker, is it?
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>>35269860
..yea-yeah it is.. (distant far off look)

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Why do you even want a gf? All you do is spend time and money doing useless things you don't like with a person who's likely going to break your heart in the end anyway. You could spend that time and money on yourself and things you enjoy.
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>implying the things you enjoy aren't useless and won't eventually break your heart too
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>>35269756
I desperately desire physical and emotional intimacy
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I have no time and no money so i can't do that either.

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You'll be happier if you can realize that caring about sex and women is an absolute waste of time.

The only reason you're upset you haven't experienced anything with women is because society and culture has successfully deceived you into thinking that it's something wonderful that you need. That's a lie told to you for the sake of society's continued existence- let the normalfags fall for it and suffer.

Just look at the content of any woman hate thread. Read about all the stupid shit women have done to men, learn about the unfair laws regarding rape, marriage, and family court.

If you stop beta orbiting and submitting to being cucked by roasts, you'll be happier and better off, and the filthy fucking roasts will have less betabux to feed their decadent degeneracy.

Embrace asceticism and solitude. Make the best of what you have. Focus on yourself, self improvement, and ascension.

Women are a waste of your time. They need you more than you need them, and you don't need them at all. Stop letting yourself be lied to by culture at your expense.

Find alternative sources for your inherent biological desire to consort with filth like women. Anime, fiction, escapism, aforementioned asceticism, monasticism.

Women are a waste of your time and effort and they do not deserve any amount of thoughts, time, resources and energy. Feminism is a thing now, they're strong and independent- they don't need you, and they certainly don't want you, and if they do want you it's only to take advantage of your retarded cuck faggot ass.

Reject those stupid whores. You don't need them.
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>Find alternative sources for your inherent biological desire to consort with filth like women.

Man can do what he wants ,but he cannot want what he wants.
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Why are you quoting a guy who resents you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSqrbdM8XjI
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>>35269721
We need women to carry on the white race senpai

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About to turn 21. How do I into alcohol?
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Work your way down from girly sugar drinks to shitty beer and then eventually shitty vodka
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>>35269865
exactly what this guy said. Though i prefer whisky instead of vodka
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>>35269865
pretty much this

drink a lot of beer if you want to be somewhat of an alcoholic and still be semi-functional

vodka if you've given up and want to drink yourself to death

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>being a lonley virgin bot finally gets to you
>decide to rape some bitch
>find a girl all alone and attack her
>start tearing off her panties
>she has a boner and you just felt it

What do you do, Robots?
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Fuck its boipussy
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>>35269660
Find the nearest incinerator and forget it ever happened.
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>>35269660
source pls original no blox pls

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>Hitler was a sensitive guy

>Jews deserved it

>The Clinton family is property of Soros and Chase bank

>Earth is flat
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>>35269642
The earth is round, and the rest are subjective.
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>Hitler was a sensitive guy
Honestly probably true
We like to reduce villains to pure evil tropes and stuff but a guy like him couldn't have gotten as far as he did without having a more sophisticated character

Doesn't mean he wasn't deluded, though.

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Are you still creative?
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my creativity manifests destructively
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>>35269669
Can you destroy something for me?
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Do you think it's possible to learn 5 chapters worth of math material in 19 days?

I'd only be studying besides sleeping ~8 hours a day, going to class twice a week for 6 hours, and eating while lurking as my only recreation
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>>35269560
it's math, so yes.
It's not like you need to memorize a bunch of dates or names. You just need to understand the principles in play and know how to use them.
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>>35269560
I study 500-1000 page math books as a hobby. It's fun and helps me do shot better in General. You only need to read 5 chapters so that's not hard. I've done more in a week
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>>35269560
Lmao yes thats extremely easy fag got

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Would you let a Woman peg you?
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>>35269558
Only if she lets me peg her too.
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>>35269558

Probably, but only if I was in a comfortable marriage or, alternatively, knew I'd never see the girl again.

Think it could be pleasurable, but there's no way I'd be able to overcome the submissive feeling unless I was locked into something solid with the woman or never had to worry about what she'd think ever again.

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> phone stalks you whereever you go and asks you to kill her family so she can run away with you.
what do?
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>>35269523

>okay senpai

originally
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>>35269570
Not a qt nearly enought tho?
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>>35269944

maybe hold then see if u get a better offer first

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