Hey faggots.
How does it feel to literally be worthless when it comes to the most important skill in life - to mate with the opposite sex?
Had sex with nr. 100 yesterday, bow down and congratulate me.
>Pic related
Also ask me anything
Last night went like this:
>Didnt feel like doing anything at all
>Look for hottest girl in recent matches
>Message her ''baby''
>Have snapchat username in 3 messages
>Snap her if she is at home
>Shes at after work party thing
>Ask if she needs a ride home i have bottle of wine
>Pic her up and chat her up in the car
>She asks me inside her apartment
>Drink wine and fuck her
>She asks if i wanna stay and i said that i had to get up early
>Woke up at noon today
>>39254044
You don't get worship. Just my unending envy and hatred.
>>39254044
I don't really give a fuck about that tbqh
post normie shit from /r9k/
>>39253661
The entirety of /r9k/ can't come up with a good comeback to that post
>>39254015
Except nobody said stacy created all problems. It's a stupid strawman
>>39254031
Stacy, Chad, the jews, same difference.
How does femanon keep their vagina clean? I can't imagine living with something that leaks shit all the time.
>>39253580
>tfw no gooey panty gf
>that gigantic shit stain
jesus fucking christ bitch learn to wipe
>>39253645
I too would like one. I want to see what it tastes like but I'm afraid of eating anothers man semen. its looks too similar to distinguish.
>tfw you haven't eaten in 19 hours
Feels good. Who else /fatbot trying to turn skeletal/ here?
I usually eat once every 5 days but I still wont lose any weight. Probably because I drink more than a liter vodka everyday. Fuck this shit
already /skeletal/
it would be okay if my ribs weren't disgusting and uneven
i eat plenty but marfan syndrome keeps me thin
>>39253490
damn how tall are you? skelly as fuck
Hey cutie, here's your coffee hehe... do you do anything later? Wanna... catch up? hehe
>>39253325
>Sorry, I don't date girls with brown eyes
>No sorry, I don't befriend roasties.
No, sorry, I'm Jewish.
You don't really believe liking pic related is gay do you anon?
>>39253195
You don't really believe liking men is considered straight do you anon?
>>39253195
No traps look that good, that's clearly a girl until proved otherwise.
gaythreads are welcome to die. they're a cancer on this board
What are some hobbies? Not retarded shut-in things like Videogames or Books or Chess. I do that all the time. I mean new real hobbies, like Photography or Running.
>>39253129
Maybe Programming/Scripting.
>>39253179
That's literally my work. And I hate it with all myself.
>>39253129
Photography or Running
>"dank memes bro"
>>39253075
>"HEHE RIP HARAMBE"
>FREE KEKISTAN XDDD
>>39253309
That pistol looks wrong.
>>39253466
You look wrong
Meanwhile, in a galaxy, far far away....
>>39253044
just think thirsty beta virgins probably paid for all of her shit.
>>39253056
I will never understand what kind of brain damage have those donators
>>39253298
Major thirst and a sad passivity
Ideal bf threads are always shit, ideal gf threads are top tier.
So robots, post about your ideal gf
> Her age
> Her height, build,general looks
> Her ethnicity and location
> Her hobbies/interests
> Why do you want a gf
> What could you offer
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
> Deal breakers
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
>breathing
I make 100k a year I just want someone to touch me. I am 6'3 200 lbs and I work out. Jesus Christ I am so alone please talk to em.
Discord: meethemeat#7644
>>39252948
just hire an original prostitute
> her age
Legal
> Her height, build,general looks
Short asian girl would be best but i could love anyone
> Her ethnicity and location
Asian anywhere
> Her hobbies/interests
Vidya animus mosic
> Why do you want a gf
Im fine with a friend honestly
> What could you offer
Completely dedication and time
> What's the most important thing/trait for your potential gf to have
Just be loving honestly supportive
> Deal breakers
Cheater
> Quick rundown on yourself. Your age, ethnicity, location, interests.
Im a spic that loves animu vidyas mosic of all kinds im incredibly open to anything im in cali
>living in the age where escapism is very affordable and enjoyable
>you can have the best time in your life just by being at home and sitting in front of a screen
>with all the video games, tv shows and anime produced throughout all of these years you have almost an unlimited amount of content to consume
>I'm suppose to have a job, be married and have kids
>>39252823
Having a job is enough. Women are a waste of time.
Yeah need a job. Then you can eat like a lonely king.
>>39252823
Start watching to show or playing any game and I get bored in 5 minutes come back here
If Atheists are so logical then why do they not follow God? It's the logical thing to do.
>>39252668
Why do you not follow Allah?
>>39252692
Because I would rather follow a God that loves me unconditionally than a some some shit made up by a sand pedo.
Remember that time when Noah got so drunk he cursed all of his son's descendants to be slaves for the rest of history?
Do you wear them indoors or take them off?
>>39252642
I walk barefoot or sometimes slip into slippers.
why would you wear shoes indoors
you'll track dirt everywhere and have to clean the floors more
>>39252642
I live in Japan now, so I always remove my shoes before stepping inside. But back when I lived in the US, I used to wear my shoes to my room, take them off there, and then go barefoot.
Ask a girl who lives in the middle east and will be taking her own life because of that anything... i'm just done.
Why don't you just move to Europe in a refugee boat?
>>39252533
Can I see you in the nude before you an hero?
>>39252533
which part of islamistan
Any news on what Chris chan is doing these days?
Last I heard was that he got an infectious wound from his crotch piercing and treated it as his new vagina. So what's the aftermath of this? Is he still alive and well?
>>39252459
He's doing just fine. Bothering semi-famous women who don't want to talk to him as usual and getting more into being a brony than ever before despite MLP's declining popularity.
>>39252459
>>39252491
please stop using male pronouns. she identifies as a girl
>>39252459
The most recent thing I heard is he went to bronycon and is asking for money.