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robots, what are your opinions on self-harming/cutting? i've been starting to feel the urge to do it sometimes but i don't want to be an edgy faggot. i just feel like i have to punish myself.
any other robots feel the same way? if you do self-harm, why do you do it?
if you've cut in the past and stopped, why? do you ever regret doing it?
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>>35272111
Dont fucking do it
get some anti-depressants and cycle through them until you reach one called mirtazapine
also imagine being me for a second, I went nuts and carved some edgy shit into my chest, words and symbols then I got better and became /fit/ but I can't show off my gains because I look like a nut case
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>>35272189
thanks anon. i'm already on anti-depressants but i think the one i'm on isn't working, i'm going to ask my doctor to try something different.
and i'm sorry to hear that, though i don't really have to worry about anyone ever seeing my body so that's not really a problem for me.
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>>35272111
Why does self harm always refer to cutting and the like? You know what a lot of mentally ill depressed lunatics do? They binge eat. It doesn't just make you look pudgy it permanently damages your insides and outsides.
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Got any success stories robots. I'm feeling extra shit today. Girl I've been talking to in math and English won't talk to me. 4chan and working out is only thing keeping me from crying.
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Sorry to hear that, anon. Since you asked, here are some messages from my ex that may make you either happier or sadder
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i would say start lifting weights
>went to community college
>the college had a game room, pool table, ping ball, and there was a old tv, some kids would bring their xbox to play
>there was a hot girl who played halo
>i had a class she was in
>i asked her out
>she told me sorry i don't go out with virgins
>hurt inside people in my class kind of laughed at it
>graduate with a useless degree i got a job at a grocery store bagging
>a couple from class got married
>for some reason i didn't get invited
>i saw the girl from class she gave me a big smile i guess i got bigger
>in the end work out
one of my co-workers was a cockblocker. she would just tell the boss i was getting girls numbers.
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"Sorry anon, I don't date guys under 6 feet. I'm sure you'll find a nice girl out there!"
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>>35271965
> Theres people that believe this meme is real
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>>35271982
I'm sorry anon. Girls really prefer taller guys. If you're short you have to compensate with other traits/talents.
Since most robots lack social status and social skills being short fucks them over even further.
That's the cold hard truth about it.
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Good robots turned Devilish
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What's something you did that was devilish despite your generally good natured heart robots?
>10th grade
>See kid who's an asshole to most kids around school
>Wants to buy pot brownies off me (momma anon makes them for her good boy)
>hate this kid
>"Sure it'll be $15 for 2"
>"Thanks anon"
>"No problem"
>Next day comes and I have the brownies
>Only they weren't edibles
>They were normal brownies
>Mfw he paid me
>Mfw he thanks me the next day saying he got fucked up
>Mfw I'm absolutely devilish
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>>35271960
Drugs confirmed for 100% placebo
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>>35271960
I usually help people in r9k and try to give people a more positive outlook on life, but at the same time I purposely argue with people to piss them off.
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>mom brought home a cake for me
>I have to eat it
Why does this bitch always sabotage me when I'm trying to lose weight? I ran 100 meters today and only consumed one liter of Coke Zero and three Hot-Pockets.
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>dad knows I'm on a diet
>forces me into the car to the drive-thru and gets burgers every weekend
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>>35271901
she loves you, senpai
just say that you're trying to lose weight and maybe she will understand
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>>35271901
not sure if satire
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>never have sexual feelings for any men, not even traps or bodybuilders
>cock never fails to get hard as diamonds when I look at The Incredible Hulk
What dose it mean??? I'm pretty sure I'm not gay, because this literally only happens with The Hulk.
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>>35271879
Maybe you have a thing for green men, try looking at sexy pictures of shrek too.
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Try watching BLACKED and inserting as the girl
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You see the tortured soul trapped in the brutish body. And want to suck his massive green penis to make him smile,maybe?
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>ate the last six hotdogs left in package
>ate the whole dozen donuts
>ate the large order of fries and chicken sandwich
>ate the last half of the captain crunch
>ate the last five packets of ramen
how's the diet going, robots?
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>>35271867
about 3 months in, i lost 3 kg then regained 1 kg.
Havent eaten today yet, dunno if i should go get indian food while kind of drunk or just make toasted sandwiches
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W A S H O F F Y O U R F I L T H Y P U S S I E S
it's going terribly
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>>35271867
It was going good until yesterday. I lost it and binged like crazy. Today was bad too, but nearly like yesterday. I'm very disappointed in myself, and I know that it's going to be hard to reset after these couple of days. All I can do is start New tomorrow and make sure that I don't fuck up again.
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>tfw depression gave me ED
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>>35271856
What the fuck is ED?
Eating Disorder?
Erectile Dysfunction?
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>>35271890
Eating dysfunction
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>>35271890
The second one
No bone
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I hate confident people. I hate them. They smile for no reason and talk loud with a grin on their face. They pretend to be so nice. They yell across rooms and wave, making a big scene.
I hate them. Their confidence is very often not earned. People with garbage degrees from elite universities. Wow, a BA in Sociology from Columbia.
They all walk around in big groups. They just create these groups ad-hoc whenever they meet people. They feel so special that they just go magically join groups and introduce themselves and without invite, because they think they're so special.
They use social signals like "Oh where are you from?" > "Oh that's cool, hey do you happen to know Anna McBobbington from there?" probably completely made up names just to signal that they know people from all over, even the school you're from. They have a high level of interconnectivity and they have to make you aware
Kill yourselves. Maybe I have issues, or maybe I'm right. Either way, you should all kill yourselves
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>>35271762
>They smile for no reason and talk loud with a grin on their face.
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>>35271762
People thought I was everything you mentioned in first paragraph until I got a little too drunk on a company party. We all tend to break sometimes. Now I just get unwanted fake sympathy from coworkers.
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>>35271762
Anyone else agree? Filthy normies.
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What is the most Chad thing you have ever witnessed? Or the most Chad thing you have ever seen or heard of a Chad doing?
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I'm curious what you anons feel when you see this picture.
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>>35271743
Oh this one was fun
>Chad friend takes me to the mall
>says "alright now find a girl you like and pay her a compliment"
>I say no like a million times before I end up doing it
>walk up to qt with a beanie on
>"Hey I like your hat"
>"Oh, uh thanks"
>I don't have anything more to say
>Walk off
>autism coming off me like stink lines
>Chad friend comes in
>"Hey I'm sorry for my friend, he's awkward and I'm trying to get him better"
>proceeds to get the girl AND her friend's numbers
>I'm watching, fucking dumbfounded the entire time
Haven't seen him in a while. He's settled more now, has gf, does extreme 90's-tier sports.
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God damn, was this when she was 14? That fucking body is ridiculous
Anyone else here going to uni soon? If you are what kind of major are you going for?
Bonus points: Will you try to improve social life while there?
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I'll be going in the fall semester at the ripe old age of 24 using my GI bill.
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>>35271678
w-wait, so every one here is a high school kid who is LARPing?
I feel like such an idiot now. I can't believe I actually thought there were genuine robots out there.
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>>35271678
If anyone here is actually going to college soon, make sure to join clubs and pick an actually useful major.
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>autistic little sister is putting PopularMMOS on the telli agian
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Is it bad that I watch him? I'm 21 btw
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>>35271677
I feel your pain.
Hug her and tell her you love her.
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>>35271716
Grow up, read a book or something.
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>man goes around a comic convention asking slutty "cosplayers" what the most inappropriate thing someone has said to them is
>sluts act surprised that people would say nasty things to them
How are women this fucking stupid?
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>>35271639
you're right
you should try saying those things to them and show them whats up
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>the way someone is dressed gives me the right to harass them
Men are retards, honestly
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Serious question for black bots
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Why do you care about Halloween costumes when there are people actively trying to steal my identity?
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>>35271636
holy shit I was right
This shouldnt be original
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>>35271636
And its because of where I live, im on par.. just needed to be certain. cool shit.
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>>35272056
What
Original djdkfkf
FFS, I'm so reeeeeeeee right now. My friends are all talking about how they use twitter. I called them normies, and they aren't listening. Help me tell them that they're normies!!!!!!
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>>35271624
>Have friend
>Think he's a robot
GTFO, you are the normie here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35271624
>My friends
Hello pot, meet kettle