Alright robots,
What can I get you for today?
>>35272393
protip: if you want to piss off a subway employee. Ask for a meatball sub on flatbread and make sure to get as many toppings as you can
I don't have all fucking day you miserable cunts, maybe you should show some respect. I'm just a down-to-earth dude who's trying to start a business here and you're shitting all over it, now I'll try again. May I take your order?
>>35272509
This is a grocery store, you're business a failure.
Just like you.
time for church cocksuckas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYFJqFWAp3s
>>35272387
>uncle joey will never fondle your no-no parts
m_aximu_m c_omf_y
22111
Yo my eyes are fucking burning. I've been looking at this screen 15 hours a day for 6 years.
>>35272368
Gouge them out of your head.
>>35272400
Word, my nigger!
it is 2017 and 4chan is kill why are you still here. all the oldfags are gone
>>35272340
Fuck off with your meta threads you fucking faggot
Most of the early users migrated to deepweb chans
>tfw when im from 2008, got here just as the concer was spreading
Most of us still come here because its too slow on our chans
>>35272340
I wish i was on 4chan when it was in its prime, now all it is is normies that wanna be edgy.
It's one of those nights anons, I'm just trying to feel something. Lay it on me.
I decided 3 years ago to die from a heart attack, suicide by cheese burger. Since then I've gained 80 pounds, 180 to 260. I don't want to die anymore, but I can't lose my weight, now I just want to kill myself. I'm only 21, I regret my eating decisions at 18. Fuck you Mom and Dad for getting divorced.
>>35272429
You can do it. Focus on giving your body healthy building blocks. Start with one small change, like staying hydrated.
>>35272500
I drink like a gallon of water and lift weights everyday, my Dad brings home a ton of shit food and constantly barbecues with his fucking dumb bitch of a girlfriend where he makes me literally 10 pounds of meat (hamburgers/steak/sausages/brisket) he doesn't even touch the shit, leaves it for me to eat, it's so good. I told him how much weight I've gained the other day and he was suprised, I've lived with him for three years and he's never asked or wonder, it's all his fault. I told him wanted to live with my mom 3 years ago and he told me he loved me and wanted to make me a man, fucker made me a great big whale.
>try to do exercise
>inevitably hurt myself doing basic things
>can't even do a single squat without falling over
>>35272308
Spread your feet further apart or closer together, whatever helps you balance. Don't forget to pop fat ass and make sure your knees don't extend past your feet ;)
>>35272542
DAT, fucking phone. DAT ass.
>>35272542
I don't think you fully grasp my degree of inflexibility. I cannot squat in any position to any measurable extent.
>tfw girl at my work never says "hi" and rapidly looks away (does that mean she likes me?)
It means she's repulsed by you
>>35272296
this. I'm disgusting and that's how women at work talk to me.
>>35272296
>It means she's repulsed by you
fuck, I had my hopes high
https://discord.gg/kYqRx
looking for people to hang out on a friday night.
>>35272248
Kys fucking faggot, shit thread
This server is pretty comfy so far. Thanks!
Whoa, this server is quite fun!
>mom is having a party with her friends upstairs
>they're all stay at home moms and come from money
>basically an episode of "The Real Housewives" going on upstairs
>I'm getting drunk by myself in the basement because nothing better to do
Anyone want to keep me company a bit? Fuck I hate all these pretentious bitches
Hello there robut
You can probably fuck one
>>35272245
helo there robo
>>35272266
you know when they get drunk enough they start touching on me and shit so you could be right. I'm not really that unattractive.
But fuck that I'm not getting involved in that drama
It's Friday night Anon. Why aren't you out?
>>35272175
only a normie would be out partying Friday night
Because my plans to hang-out don't start until either tomorrow or Sunday.
For now, it's just a bottle of vodka and a twelve-pack of beer until I fall asleep.
Where on earth would I go and with who?
Anon, you need to look women in eyes if you ever want to get laid
you also need to know how to smile
>>35272169
fun fact
the surest way to tell a girls consistent mental state is the space between her iris and eye lids
the more whites of the eyeball you see, the crazier she gets
>>35272182
It's true, you need white teeth
>fap for two hours to favorite porn
>have mediocre nut
>fap for 5 minutes to thoughts in my head
>somehow have amazing nut
does this happen to anyone else?
I only fap when I'm bored, which is about 4 times a day
Every time I nut my dick starts feeling uncomfortable for multiple hours, but I don't care, I'll just start fapping again fairly soon
The only thing I can get off to nowadays is brutal bestiality and girls being impregnated by monsters, then afterwards being fucked by their newborns
>>35272212
>afterwards being fucked by their newborns
gonna' have to request examples of this spicy coitus
>>35272283
Thanks for making me check sadpanda
Now I have to jerk off again, you fuck
What does /r9k/ think of this game?
fuck off, go back to /v/
>>35272224
Or, and here me out, I can stay.
>>35272149
I forgot about this game until just recently, it was really fun.
>PON PON PATA PON
Is anyone else scared of falling into one of these things? When I was younger I was extremely close to falling in one because the lid was missing. If I fell in nobody would find me because it was near an out of business Albertsons grocery store. On several occasions I've seen these randomly left open.
I wonder how do they get open? Don't the lids weigh a fuck ton? I think people at night open them to dump dead bodies in and let the current flush the body away to some lake.
>>35272139
these things used to really interest me as a kid
i would always look inside and wonder what was down there, like some hidden sewer treasure or something
pure autism
No oubliette can hold me!
Not sure if anyone saw my thread earlier but I'm the anon who a girl asked if I wanted to go to brunch. I let dubs decide if I should go or not and the first response said go. Turns out after like 4 mimosas each she sucked my sick in her car and swallowed it was really good with a full bladder of alcohol. After that I did a couple bags of heroin and after that went to a comedy show saw Pablo Francisco and had dinner with my brother. It was a pretty good Friday by all standards but now I'm home sitting in my bed feeling like some thing is missing. 26 here why do we always feel empty inside. Why do I keep coming back here. I'm so depressed and miserable but for no reason. Does anyone have this feel anyone please someone talk to me
dubs says you should leave and seek mental help
>>35272122
Firsteth Post Besteth Post.
Get the FUCK out of here, OP.
>>35272122
trips say fuck with this fag says and go get some more heroin