ITT: people you would go gay for
I'd go gay for you :3
>>35273648
I'm not OP but I would go gay for you
I'd fuck him right in the pussy
WHY AM I PISSING OUT OF MY ASSHOLE? WHAT GOD HAVE I OFFENDED TO DESERVE SUCH A FATE? WHY DON'T WOMEN FIND CHORNIC DIARRHEA ATTRACTIVE? REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>35273068
Truly this is the greatest of boards
>>35273068
see a doc you clearly have a major problem and get a cat
You ate something bad and your body is in emergency mode
If Catgirls were real would you finally get a job to support one?
>>35273066
No, I don't know why men like women so much, they're lumpy and uggo
I wouldn't have to because my mother would probably get one to have a cute little kid around because we both know I will never manage to breed and give her a grandchild.
>>35273158
I hope you die in a fire.
>>35273240
4d chess.
Alright faggots, who drink here? Friday night, don't pretend you are out partying...
bloody mary's with pic related, but using V8 juice and sriracha
drinking some homemade grapefruit cider I distiled down by freezing off water
I cant tell if it went bad because it's already acidic and bitter
this was a bad idea
peppermint schnapps. it aight
I want to treat a woman like shit.
I want to strangle a girl, fuck her ass with no lube, grab her by the hair and throw her into a wall, piss in her eyes, sit on her face until she starts struggling to get my ass off so she can breathe, make her hold her piss until she wets herself and then beat the shit out of her for wetting herself, get her pregnant and make her abort, spank her ass purple, tie her up and cover her with bruises, spit in her mouth, make her eat dog food, cuckquean her while she watches, pierce her clit, and insult her until she hates herself.
>why woman are so mean, bots?
>why girls don't like me?
>why i'm still alone?
>>35273910
I didn't say any of those things, and a lot of women like dominant men.
>>35273059
If you went around talking like that instead of being a quiet passive beta faggot you might actually get laid.
4chan makes me think too much
>4chan
>making someone thinking
>>35273083
It gets the kessel running.
It makes me think so much. Yesterday on /v/ someone posted a pornographic gif of a very short white woman having intercourse with a black man. I just started thinking "why would somebody do this?"
I thought about it for a long time, questioned the meaning behind it.
I couldn't come to a proper conclusion.
Sometimes I watch a horror movie and wish I were the monster, terrorizing normies until I'm eventually slayed like deserve to be
itt: we have 16 years old
I want to be the antihero who is redeemed in death
>>35273035
or a fucking 37 years old
Give me your best shot /r9k/, what are some of the best greentext thrillers you have ever read or experienced?
>>35272981
>few months ago
>internet saying that there are some fuckers in my area raping and killing people
>they drive up to people asking if they have seen a dog
>after that they ask if they want to drive around with them and help looking for dog
>you know what happens next
>one evening me and my friend walking near woods
>black car with toned windows drives to us
>creepy guy with a creepy girl asks if we have seen a dog
>were starting to get scared
>say no
>tries to get us near the car
>start walking fast
>guy keeps talking to us following for some moment
>gives up drives away
Dont know if they were the killers but definetly scary. I could find the site but its in latvian and im on my phone. They havent been catched.
here's a short narrative I've abandoned. If at some points it reads funny, it's because it was a sentence I was going to rewrite but didn't.
>"Next in line please" said the ticket taker
A man stood in front of him staring down at his hands
The night was cool and still
The smell of grease and cotton candy was stagnant in the air
It made him sick
The ticket taker coughed and the man broke his gaze
He opened his mouth to speak but said nothing
His mouth was dry
Before he could think of something to say the woman next to him kissed his cheek and grabbed his hand,
leading him into one of the six metal compartments before them
The woman sat first, visably affected by joyful anticipation
The man reluctantly pulled himself in and sat opposite of the woman
It was dark inside
The seats were made of cheap plastic
They stuck to his jeans
He gave the woman a smile and layed his head back waiting for the ride to start
The woman smiled back "I'm excited"
The man finaly spoke
"I can tell"
His answer seemed to reverberate against the walls
He looked down curious to see if he had upset her
But the woman was still smiling as if she hadn't heard it
The man fidgeted his fingers around themselves
With a groan the old machine whirred to life
And the compartments began to move
slowly at first but gaining speed exponentialy with each rotation
A dull shaft of light from outside flickered against the chamber wall
The man looked through the opening
The lights and colors beyond the window danced and pulsated
It looked like a moving painting to him
He looked to the crowd where he had stood minutes ago fluttering in and out of view
Through the flashes their faces seemed to be fixed on his
The man shivered and turned towards the woman
He wanted to say something but as he turned an odd thing occured to him seizing any words he would have liked to speak
At some point during his breif look all of the darkness in the cabin had gathered on the opposite side
The man could no longer see the woman behind the thick black curtain that had formed infront of him
Silence fell over the cabin as if the blackness were pulling in sound as well as the light
The man pressed his back into the seat as far as he could
His hands were cold and damp
His mouth and throat felt like sand
The darkness was still
The room that had seconds ago been moving, racing to some unknown point in space
Was now stopped. Unmoving. as if their destination had been reached and the vessal having served its purpose was at rest
Waiting.
The feeling was unmistakeable.
The sensation of waiting was palpable in the thick cabin air
But this was a different sort of feeling.
Of course he had waited for things before,
He knew the difference between waiting for a paycheck and waiting in line at the bank, waiting for car repairs and waiting for a package in the mail
He was familiar with many forms of idle anticipation. This was somthing new. Something he had never felt
Maybe I'll finish it someday when I'm not at a job that makes me work 50 hrs a week
hi /r9k/ drunk blogposter here
>be me in uni
>no gf
>my dad just got diagnosed wtih cancer
>drunk alone in my room
>people partying, talking, etc outside
>still here doing absolutely nothing except feeling sorry for myself
can i die
How much shit does it take for one of us to finally just snap and an-hero?
Everythingt people with the exacty same fucking issues as me say is that they wish they were dead, but they're not man enough to do it
Is that because all of those brave souls have already passed?
Also anon, you're not going to die. You watched too many movies, too much anime.
Your survival instinct will kick in and your brain will forever cling to the hope of being saved by a QT girl that genuinely loves you.
Now, both you and I know this day will never come, but it's strong enough of an illusion that you can't quite kill yourself.
>>35273032
i dunno if i could ever stomach killing myself while my parents and sister are still alive.
but it would be pretty cool if i hadn't been conceived or something like that.
>tfw bought a Nintendo Switch
>tfw its just a wii u without the games
>tfw it's only day 1
>tfw Mario Kart, Splatoon, Mario Odyssey, Sonic, Fire Emblem, Possibly Pokemon and Metroid are all coming soon
Looks like this thread is over, kid
fuck off, go back to /v/, faggot
How many pictures of girl feet are on the Internet do you think?
about 32
>>35272917
I just did an exact count, and it's 865,314.
>>35272941
i masturbated to 32 foot images just today alone though
https://discord.gg/zRVBVw5
>earth
Strength: Highest earners, most stable
Weaknesses: Prone to disgust, most fascism prone group, racial supremist prone, OCD prone
>air
Strength: Most openminded and objective, most inventive and creative
Weaknesses: Unstable and unreliable, loose cannon, poor organizer, sociopathy prone, histrionic personality prone
>fire
Strengths: Most assertive and self assured, well respected/feared, associated with masculinity
Weakness: Poor reflection skills, psychopathy prone
>water
Strengths: Most artistic and spiritual, most intuitive, associated with feminine morality, most romantic and emotionally intelligent
Weaknesses: Doubt/nihilism prone, Marxist prone, overthinker, neurotic
Which element are you?
P.S. I have a lot denser write ups on the types if more info is needed.
Water, originally.
>>35272962
fag, originally. especially originally.
What the fuck is up with those colors? It should be:
Red - fire
Yellow - earth
Blue - water
Green - air
Why have we failed to be normal? Was it genetic?
I don't know, anon. Maybe wasn't our time.
>>35272933
I'm starting to realize that it's impossible to be a robot if you're not ugly.
>sis is dating a chad
>he's nice to me
>he plays vydia
>don't call me fat
WHAT THE FUCK, BOTS YOU LIED TO ME
>>35272894
People will say and do all kinds of things if they think it will help them to fuck your sister.
Chad is nice because he doesn't need to put others down
Brad, the underChad is mean
>>35272894
never trust a delusional anonymous thread posting site
>tfw doctor is personal friends with my dad
>could never talk to him about feeling depressed all the time because my dad doesn't believe in depression
>now have no will to do anything whatsoever
How do I get diagnosed with whatever illness I have?
Pic unrelated
go to a different doctor retard
>>35272875
How do I do that, what do I file the appointment as for?
>he thinks depression is real
kek