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>>39255604
Stop being retarded. Your parents love you and you're going to cry like a bitch when they die. Cherish the moments you get to spend with them.

>>39255604
no one here cares, pIease Ieave

>>39255647
Fuck off faggot.

Some people are cunts and all you can do is remove them from your life. Good for you, you love your parents. I consider mine scummy people and I want nothing to do with them.

first for casadastraphobia

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1st for /cubefeel/

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A-any hot lads on tonight

I'm not gay or anything haha

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please someone, it'd make my year. nothing ever happens
please
i have cat pictures if anyone minds it

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Dude, woah. I'd totally do it with the trappy, femboy voice I have, but it wouldn't be genuine. For once, I actually fucking want some fembot, if such a prophecy of NEET exists, to do this for OP.

>>39255227
I'm rooting for you OP

>>39255085
Give her the D.
She will love it.

>>39255085
Leave her some cum filled boxers next time sempai

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>>39255085
This is a fake story, but the obvious answer is to confront her about it.

Best case scenario: fuck her
Worst case scenario: you end up avoiding each other with a heavy, awkward tension in the air

Either way, she knows you know, so the ball is in your court now.

>>39254989
Can feel better but you don't get the bonus of making her moan with pleasure and wince in discomfort, which is an instinctively stronger turn on than anything she can do during a blowjob.

>>39254989
being in and out of throat is 10x better than not getting down her throat

Blowjobs are great and the sight of someone choking on your cock is a big turn on. Personally, being deepthroated sucked a bit because the base got stuck on the teeth. Bareback vagina just cannot be described though, its on a whole different level to anything, especially if you and the girl love each other. I'll come back if I think of something to describe it.

>>39254977
submissive
My biggest fetish is to be treated as a slave by a frustrated 6/10 woman
The things she'd do to me...

>>39254977
>If you're the former then how come you're still a robot?
Because I don't have the physique to back it up.

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>>39254977
>Are you dominant or submissive? If you're the former then how come you're still a robot?

Because you can absolutely be dominant but also terrible at approaching and clicking with people, anon

>>39254772
Same except I can give her money too

>>39254837
I'll do the homework, give money, and won't expect a single thing. You don't even have to talk to me beyond providing an email address and your paypal so I can give these to you.

You don't even have to be female. Don't even show me your picture.

Fuck, I'll give you the deed to my house.

I know you guys are trolling but I got $8000 of loans for a girl because I thought she liked me.

>>39254612
he was trying to sell you dove body wash you nub

>>39254612
He was trying to see if you knew that doves body wash is superior to any other body wash.

And you could've joined the club.

Black people just like fucking around with white people. He and his friends probably fucked around about how white people always use Dove so he felt that someone confirming it would give him extra chuckles.

Either that or he thinks you have really smooth skin

>>39254436
>super move/limit break
invisibility (clothes included ofc) and teleporting (like blink from dota)

no weapon neccessary id just have fun

>>39254436
>what would your weapon of choice be
Very long dagger or normal sword wielded and used like a dagger, maybe even claws/katars
>what would your super move/limit break look like?
Unironically
>teleports behind you
unblockable and causes instant death, single target
or a huge aoe snare and drain, hits allies too because i am just that edgy

Staff
Mass complete healing and resurrection

>>39254373
wait till you're older
then you'll know what real pain is if you aren't just a delayed normie

Mate it's all meaningless, don't fret.

>>39254373
I'm turning 21 in January. My biggest accomplishment will be having bought a gun, new. I have yet to purchase a new firearm. Bunch of used. That'll be my birthday present to myself

>>39254285
Blame women for choosing to mate with larger men.

>>39254285
That's my fetish. I just want to be hit on by a tall woman who will protect and cuddle me. I never show it irl though. The ironic thing about feminists is that they would never accept someone with my fetish.

>>39254285
It's mostly due to the fact that it's hard to hide in a bush for 7 hours then jump out and beat a medium sized critter to death for dinner when you're pregnant. Long gestation period.

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>>39254257
>cool ranch

What is your problem?

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>>39254257
Cool Ranch Doritos are fucking awesome. But if i start i'll eat the whole goddamn bag. Had to get them out of my life.
They're like a once a year treat for me now.

>What is wrong with doritos?
Everything. Literal garbage.

But why? Just stop If u want to, If not then why is it a problem.

>>39254196
In in the same boat your in and I think its normal if you care about your freind to barely consider it. Also in my situation he doesn't actually want to bone me, just date me.

>>39254223
>But why? Just stop If u want to, If not then why is it a problem.
That's the problem - I'm confused. He's not pushy about it, only made it clear he wants to fo it with me twice, while he was drunk. That is the problem - this idea is coming from me now, not pressured by him...

Here's what happened anon.

He was nice, romantic, passive, friendly towards her right?
He never said anything bad about her, he genuinely loved her.

This puts pressure on her, because she sees this genuinely nice guy, and has to act the same. She can't be open with him. She has to be nice and friendly, because she thinks that he is too fragile for anything too harsh. And since she has to always have this filter when talking to him, it's suffocating her, she can't be free to say anything she wants. If he was mean at times towards her, she would be able to relax because she would know that he can take anything she throws at him. But she can't. She's stuck. So she left instead of putting up with it.

What happens if a guy is emotional, nice, friendly, passive within a group of guys?
That's right. He gets bullied and made fun of. They see it as a weakness.

Life is unfair.

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>>39254467
So you're saying he should've been a little more callous? Girls really do want men who treat them shitty then?

>>39254607
Yes, as long as he is still respectful. It's about creating a judgment free social contract.

>>39254093
move countries before she presses
never look back

t. lawyer
please take my advice, you dont realize how fucked up you are currently

>>39254093
knock her the fuck out and in the morning tell her she must have been dreaming and you would never do that

and her wounds are because she fell out of bed

What the fuck is wrong with both of you?