Are vapid, animalistic, unintelligent, ignorant, hedonistic, unenlightened, ignorant, disgusting, borderline brain-dead, manipulative, pathetic, conformist, oversocialised NT scum even human?
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>>35277298
Yes they are. Robots are generally seen as less human
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>>35277324
Why?my post was very original, actually
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>>35277345
Because they fit into society. They go to social events and interact with the community. Robots are generally hermits who refuse to enter social contact with anyone. Robots are seen as outsiders.
>saw a really nice girl in my dreams literally the girl of my dreams, 100% perfect
>she smiled at me
>get woken up by screaming idiots
Is today the day i just kill myself and get it over with?
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That's only a dream too. You'll probably live forever
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>>35277210
>tfw dreams remind me good sensations exist just not in this reality
I can see why Madotsuki slept her life away
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>>35277210
>tfw you have gf dreams
Even if I had nothing else, these make my life worth living.
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Today was a bad day /r9k/
>Thursday night did my HW while listening to Nazi Marches
>Become stuck in my head
> the next day walk into history class whistling Marschiert in Feindesland (SS theme)
>My history teacher is Jewish
> Recognizes the song and gives me this look of pure loathing
>proceeds to tell the entire class what I was whistling
>And my Jewish gf just broke up with me
How was your day?
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Did she have big tits. Did you ever get to pee in her mouth?
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>>35277204
Nah, she was Kosher
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and none of this ever happened, nice try though
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>ms.c in mathematics
>working as a code monkey
>just turned 28
>no time or energy to do research or study
should i just nick myself or is there hope of getting a phd?
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Base every decision on the fact that you only get one life. I know they say yolo so much it loses meaning, but the only person who loses out on not pursuing their dream is you. In the future you will become even more tired and jaded.
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>>35277176
Just continue your career, so many people who go on to get their PhD in math just go back to code-monkey tier jobs.
Why waste the 4-6 years?
http://pgbovine.net/why-pursue-PhD.htm
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but coders are richer than mathematicians
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>scratch grundle after sitting on your ass for hours
>deeply whiff fingers after
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what's a grundle?
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>>35277189
a taint
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Didn't think this was still a thing. Fuck. I was here exactly 10 yrs ago. How you guys doing?
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>>35277072
4chan? The United States?
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>>35277091
yes US
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>>35277114
US as in united states or us as in 4chan????????????
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>gf "went out" with her girlfriends
JUST
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>night out
We all know what that means.
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>>35276999
If you have a girlfriend, you don't belong on this board. I hope she cheated on you. Fuck you and fuck off.
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>>35277047
this gtfo my board normos
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>"Good morning honey. Oh, are you happy to see me? But that looks very painful dear! Let me help you with that. There, does that feel good? Up, down, up down. How are you feeling sweetie? Oh, you're going to cum? Come on, just squirt it out honey. Wow! That' s a lot! And so hot too! Now that's better isn't it?
tfw this will never happen to you and you will always wake up alone
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>>35276973
this only happens in porn
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>>35276988
sadly :_;
i guess i will never truly be happy
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Not going to lie, this is one of my biggest fantasies.
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Can you believe this shit?
My friend since eighteen years turned his back to me because of a girl he just met. They only hang out with her gang. They are all kinda well fed, successful and hate guys like me. Worst part is that she refuse him to do anything social by himself. She want to shape him into some political correct, stiff husband for herself. The whole thing is disgusting and I want nothing to do with it. But I really would love to see them break up. Is there some way to ruin it for them? He was the only guy I counted as a real friend of mine.
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Or you could stop being selfish and be happy he found someone who makes him happy.
The world doesn't revolve around you, you know?
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>>35277051
What kind of normie parents raised a dull kid like you?
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>>35277101
>"kid"
>28
>qt gf
>got our own place
>got a decent job
>well adjusted
Sounds like they did an OK job raising me.
What kind of shitty, damaged parents raised a fuck-up kid like you?
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I know that to have a good life you have to never ever come to this place, but I keep feeling down and coming to this shithole, why do people come to this bottomless pit?
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If I didn't come here I would be alone
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To post about themselves and get replies. I don't know why but people need new things they sit and wait for yous
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>that post was profound people will be interested in this
>I'm so funny people will laugh at this
>I'm clever I made this person upset
> I need to be seen by others
I wish the world would end. I want to die.
>be me
>couple weeks ago at work
>valentine's day
>someone got flowers, sitting on the desk in the back office
>some people standing around talking
>i walk up
>"Oh, flowers....do they smell good?"
>grill - "ya"
>i pick up the flower pot, smell them, put them back on the desk
>grill - "you're the only person I know who would pick those up to smell them instead of just bending down"
what the FUCK did she mean by this?
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she was telling you that you are autistic
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You're just a man. Women will take any excuse to bend over.
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>look fine in the mirror
>look like some albino mongrel when I look in my camera
Am I really that ugly or is it not accurate? After seeing so many pictures as a kid, to my teens, then now, I look at all of them and I seriously do not know what I look like. I am completely confused on what I truly look like.
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>>35276914
FUCKING THIS
>look great in some mirrors
>look terrible in the back camera of phones (the good one)
>look great in front facing (selfie) cameras
>some girls like me
>some girls think im ugly
WHAT DO I BELIEVE
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the size of the lens has something to do with it
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>>35277025
its also the distance of the lens from your face. a close lens will distort the size of the nose and forehead, so photographers will position the camera (with the lens) far away, and zoom in instead
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>loses wallet
>cracks phone
>failed to turn in fafsa
not a good week
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>>35276693
You're small time
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How the fuck do people even do their FAFSA? I didn't have parents to help me with that shit
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Do good things ever happen? When they do I worry over worse possibilities. I can't finish my post I'm not thinking too hard
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>accidentally open /b/
>see all the normie threads
How did this happen
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>open /r9k/
>see all the normie threads
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>only one place on 4chan that allows loli
>have to wade through endless dick pictures to find them
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>>35276609
>How did this happen.
The Fappening. That is all. Also the mods no longer seem to care about /b/ as well as /r9k/. JUST LOOK AT ALL THE FUCKING /soc/ THREADS THAT AREN'T GETTING DELETED! MODS DO YOUR JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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gotta be FUCKING SERIOUS?
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>>35276587
You born to die.You eat to shit.You work to rest.Life's a irony,son.
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Captcha is a way of oppressing robots. Stop the hate!
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>>35276587
This joke is so fucking played out.