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I've tried short drop/simple suspension hanging, at one point i totally forgot what was happening, but my feet were stll under me so...here i am

>>35278740
I got out of my head on alcohol and sleeping pills and tried to slit my wrists. Couldnt finish the job.

>>35278981
That's why it sounds better to do it the ol way of putting the noose high, then kicking the chair you used to climb there. That's what I plan to do when I finally get in the mental state to stop giving a fuck and just do it.

>>35279070
Yeah both those methods aren't super effective. Cutting has less than 10% success rate, unless you go for the throat.

>>35278713
Only some americans are retarded.
Some are mentally average, and a few are geniuses.

>>35278724
But how would OP's ego flourish now!?

>>35278713
you're obsessed with americans......

discuss.....

>should I just break it off and look for someone else?

Nigga no, you've struck gold. Milk this for as long as you can.

are you kidding? you basically found yourself a mommy you can fuck.

p-please get a job anon

>>35278655
>worshipped by women

Fucking implying.

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Women are not actually attracted to men. There is a vague idea of what a man is physically, and some are better than others aesthetically speaking, but the purely physical appearance of a man is almost inconsequential unless he is horribly ugly or outrageously attractive.

Women are attracted to status, money, how much a man smiles and laughs, how many friends and resources a man has, how full a man's life is--how many "cool," "exciting" and prestigious things he is doing or connected to.

They are interested in how other people view him--how many people want to be around him, how other people interact with him and whether their interactions convey that he is special and amazing. They want him to be extremely outgoing and aggressive, they want him to demonstrate his status over other people by dominating them in various non-violent ways.

A woman's attraction to a man is a function of her jealousy at the thought of another woman having that man. She doesn't care who he actually is or EXACTLY what he looks like physically, she only cares about the VALUE of the life he has constructed around himself.

wait is he half asian?

>3.8 GPA soft eng
Why try so hard
I graduated with a GPA of 1.9 from software engineering, but while I was at uni I got an internship at a web Dev company shit easy by lying about my grades and got the job before I graduated, now I work for a major bank, 25 years old
Uni is for drugs and sex, not study lol

>>35278678
>Uni is for drugs and sex, not study lol

Well. I am not 'murican. So, we don't have these things here. And, in my Uni. 2.5 is required for graduation.

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>be me
>playing vidya all day
>shit grades at uni
>0 social life other than playing vidya with a friend over skype
>kissless handheld-less
>no hobbies or aspirations

My parents say they love me from time to time but i know they just say that cause the feel bad for me.

She thinks you're a goddamn loser.

>get a haircut
short hair is easier to clean plus looks nice
>lose weight
better health and you will feel better with your own image
>get back in college
depends on you
>get a gf
not necesary, I will only bring you more troubles and frustrations
>get a driving licence
driving is cool

>that pic
>probably ruined just another normalfag relation
Cuck shit is glorious if you think of it, it puts normalfags in those kinds of situations

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beetles are rad

they're not squishy and gross like other bugs. they're cool tiny biomechanical tanks

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>>35278515
I can handle beetles, they are slow and clumsy. Only they bite and dig into your skin when you hold them. It tickles a bit.

Cockroaches on the other hand are fast, brown and disgusting. I cannot stand them.

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>>35278603
There was a cockroach in my room last night. The worst part was that it was lying under my bag so it might've crawled up my leg (I was wearing long pants) to get there.
I'm glad I got it relatively quickly. I would have had to wash my sheets if it touched them. When they fly is the worst though. I really hate cockroaches, they're the worst thing on this planet but I'm kind of afraid that they'll crawl on my face in my sleep if I post this.

its the shadows of death

You must be 18 original years or over to post here.

I take a look at myself and realize there's nothing left

What kind of pills? Edie best girl.

>>35278478
That's a mighty fine image, op. You should stay alive just for that.

Don't mix drugs dumbass

>>35278457
nice to see simon posting

>>35278457
if you dont want to talk its probably social anxiety and you should expose yourself to it to numb the avoidance

>>35278457
just delete him my loner friend

>>35278435
fuck off back to >>>/pol/
orrrrrrigano

>>35278677

Fuck off to your trap threads faggot

>Leadville
So many spics there. Fuckers like to steal trees and flowers from people's yards too.

since i fapped to ur gf getting blacked this morning cuck boy

>>35278400
Actually I've known for awhile I'll die aged 52 of heart failure.

>>35278408
Jokes on u i dont have a gf

>>35278387
my suggestion is to tell your mother it's the reason you've never loved her.
then kill yourself, or leave forever

>>35278387
My mother couldnt breastfeed me because her milk was bad.

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>>35278404
yes, yes... i want her to feel super guilt-ridden for the rest of her life. the ultimate revenge... thank you anon

Dig a hole and fuck it, it should take root within a few days. Water it everyday

>>35278581
If it starts to wilt severely, consider building a humidity tent over it. Once it has a nice strong root system you can gradually adapt it to normal conditions.

>>35278230
Yeah, okay, yeah, fine, I'm fat. Sure. I use SL. Fine. I toke, occasionally, which is in fact 100% legal where I live, nice try snitch. I'm a furfag, I guess.

My son could kick your ass, and on some level, you understand this. You might be able to savage my looks, which, yes, are not what they were, but on a deep, blood level, you're gonna be thinking about getting your ass kicked. Enjoy that shit.

>>35278263
Legit kek'd. Thanks friendo