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>>35281204
THAT WAS SOME GOOD SHIT MAN

>>35281372
np - couldn't really think of funny noises but i reckoned a little alliteration might be applicable in this case

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>>35280427
>too afraid of nothing being on the other side I guess
Isn't that the point?

What do you expect? Hell and Heaven? Reincarnation? Waking up in another world?

All what you are is inside your head. All your unique memories, ideas, experiences and your point of view, will die disappear with you.

So do or don't do it, there is no try.

>been wanting to kym for 6 years
>almost succeeded 4 years ago
>mother found me and called an ambulance
>survived
>still wanting to fucking off myself
>can't seem to find the courage to actually go through with it
>doing self-destructive things instead
>wanting to off myself more

It's fucking weird; wanting to die so badly, but still too afraid to die. I think it's because I'm afraid what's after (which is probably nothing) and also because some things are holding me back. I'm afraid if I give up now I miss out on everything good there may come. I don't know, but I get you. It's very complex.

>>35280498
Its mostly instinct sadly, the will to survive is just rooted in all of us and overcoming that is very, very fucking difficult to do

shit in your hand and throw it out the window that's what i always do in situations like this

Just get naked and go to the toilet like that. Everyone will think that you are a cool badass and won't mess with you.

>>35280351
You shit in the living room?

>>35280335
But instead you're a basement dwelling neckbeard who shoves mlp figures up his ass lol

>>35280335
No you wouldn't

most people who bald early already had shit genetics to begin with

it's most likely you're just delusional

>>35280335
chill bro you'll survive

>accidentally

oregano

>>35280222
do it desu senpai, i would

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>>35280222
>accidentally

askdfljaslkgj

build up some strength in the chest region, not necessarily growth but having a stronger frame will make you carry the weight better.

keep at it man, you lose fat off your abdomen last because thats just how it works

Got /fit/ read sticky

>>35280243
thanks my man, I'll do as >>35280260 says for the exercises, but will diet + light exercise be enough just to get rid of it ?
Building strength is the last of my worries but if it's to look better I'm okay.

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not using your neetbux for a pass

norm

>>35280465
>9gag is your best source of fun
Ok then mr"over18neeet"

i prefer toads

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>>35280084
toads always look too judgmental.

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I love screaming frogs :D

>>35280069
I'm not a trust fund baby.

The guy rents hookers then posts photos on Instagram so everyone can see.

Seems like he has low self esteem. Maybe he's a robot.

>>35280069
>having to pay people to be around you since you're such an insufferable cunt

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*trembles*

Thank you!

>>35280068
delete this thread immediately

thank you very much

>the NEET gets a qt Misaki gf
>I, the hard working wagie, will remain alone forever

Life is suffering.

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I'm retired! Sure I never had a job but who needs one? I'm no protestant so why would I buy into that "god's kingdom has no idle hands" stuff? Wage slavery is stupid, if you have any self respect you'll refuse to work until you have absolute unquestioned self determination.

https://discord.gg/SHZEbpf
Smoke drugs.

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>>35280056
This anon is irrecoverable so he might as well relax and take it easy.

Pretty cyborg now, need to find a job though. Was thinking a waiter or something, fucking sick of retail and I don't want to just be cleaning bitch.

Any of you guys know goods restaurants to be a waiter at, or other wagecuck jobs that aren't awful?

Is this how average girl body looks like?

i like it yes

I fee like sucking on those nips

>>35280019
Is it light red or dark red? Is it bloody diarrhea or actual blood? Most likely you just need to stop playing with your boipucci

>>35280019

you could have a stomach ulcer

>>35280033
Light red.

At least I contribute to society and my parents are proud of me unlike you miserable leeches.

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>>35280107
>m...mmm..mmake muh parents proud of me!!
Lol, wagecucks say the funniest things.

>>35280139
mfw I own a house
work comfortably and feel fulfilled at my job
amazing mentor that has achieved my dreams is helping me achieve mine
mfw I own a car
mfw I realize feels are much better when actual effort is exerted to achieve them

try it sometime... non wage cuck? idk what to call u lol

>>35279916
>destroying your own asshole
That is some friendly fire there

>>35279943
My asshole bleeds every time I shit

It's been destroyed a long time

>>35279983
Buddy, you gotta put a bandaid on that. Don't you think it's past time for some februation?