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Lost partial use of my right hand through drinking too much. Don't abuse alcohol, chaps.
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>>35282695
Yes Jeremy.
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How much were you drinking?
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>>35283079
Last night I drank a litre of whisky. Woke up today and my hand is fucked. Don't know if it's permanent.
Why haven't you tried getting a qt para gf?
Surely their standards must be lower than those of regular girls.
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could it be rape?
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>>35282651
Considering hou ugly I am, a blind gf would be more appropiate desu
Where do I find a qt blind girl, r9k?
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>>35282651
Besides me being ugly, she probably wouldn't want to be with me if I told her that I never had a gf because she would correctly assume that I'm going after a cripple because normal girls don't want me
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Manlet success stories?
Anybody have any? And by success, I mean with girls. And by manlet, I mean 5'7" and under.
I'm 5'6" and just looking for a reason to not kill myself.
Thanks
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no . im 5'8 . lost virginty with a expensive prostitute when i was 20 because i didnt want to be virgin loser anymore. im 21 now and fuck hookers every now.and then
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>>35282618
(Barely) 5'7 here. I'm in a relationship of over one year with a girl I met on this board of all places.
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>>35282964
How did you "meet" ?
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THEN I SAW HER FACE
NOW I'M A BELIEVER
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NOT A TRACE
OF DOUBT IN MY MIND
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I'M IN LOVE
AND I'M A BELIEVER
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I COULDN'T LEAVE HER IF I TRIED
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>be wagecuck
>my precious saturday finally comes
>tomorrow i'll have to get ready for the week and then another week of wageslaving
Should I watch anime all day today or should I replay Dark Souls 3? I'm honestly conflicted.
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Never play or watch an Anime once you have a job.
Experience it once, think about the experience and how much you enjoyed it, and move on.
Play easy games first.
Watch short Anime not long ones.
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>>35282673
welcome to my filter, tripfag. enjoy your stay.
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>>35282537
Thisis solved by flipping a coin.
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>/r9k/ is for robots
>you have to show that you're not a robot to post.
Irony.
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>>35282515
>he doesn't shitpost to such a great degree that it's fiscally irresponsible to not buy a 4chan pass
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>>35282557
>Implying I have 20$
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>>35282650
Do MTurk for a week.
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>wagecucking on a Saturday, browsing r9k
>Scrolling through and 12 y.o. co-worker sees a tranny dick
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>>35282504
>12 yo cold worker
Do you work in a sweatshop?
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>>35282504
Where the fuck do you work that hires 12 year olds?
Also shoot me an application...
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>>35282504
Did he suck you tho ?
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Hey r9k, I want to know who this guy is and I was told to ask you.
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>>35282454
That's a rare Stanley right there .
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>>35282454
It's literally me. Who sent you here?
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>>35282454
Hey that's me. Why do you have a picture of me in a bonnet?
>be me
>12
>walking around with my fatass friend
>we go to our little hiding spot
>its in one of those things where they keep a bunch of corn
>walk in
>old drunk guy in our hiding spot
>he has a bottle of whiskey in his hand
>he starts speaking
>can't understand shit
>at this point there's probably more whiskey in his body than blood
>one empty bottle of whiskey on the ground
>the one he's holding is about 3/4 full
>I run
>fatty comes soon after
>I come back alone 3 days later
>the bottle of whiskey is still there
>there's a pack of pall malls too
and that's how I ruined my fucking life
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He was you from the future trying to tell you not to be such a fucking failure
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>>35282448
>Drinking a hobos hooch and stealing his smokes
You are the all American piece of shit this morning.
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THIS IS CHAD TAKING OVER ROBOTS LEAVE MY FUCKING BOARD LOOOSER SCUMMM REEEEEEEEEEEE
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Hey chad can I suck your dick?
Am qt 3.14 trap boy.
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I'm pretty sure robots here aren't real robots.
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You think you have it worse?
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No, but if you're not Chad then you might as well look like him in a woman's eyes
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I look like that guy but fat.
So yeah.
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>>35282421
No you don't.
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Post the most degenerate thing you've done
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>Mom made me record her naked and masturbating for my stepdad when i was 9
>17 tried to grope her ass
>Tried to record her naked
>Get caught
>Evolve to humiliation mom fetish
>18 starts seeing sissy/ mom gangbang bbc videos
>fails to the trap meme [Trying to get rid of one fetish failed to a worse one]
>Shave everything
>Mom travels
>sleep in her room
>searching on her clothes find a box
>With dildos, porn movies and alot of kinky stuff
>goes into the shower
>Suck the dildo wearing bikini while taking shower
>Didn't cum
>Feels embarrasy
>Starts nofap
>Failed
>Everytime i failed i get worse
>Shave everything
>Wig + Dildo
>Didn't get Satisfied and dildo didn't fit
>Starts nofap again
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you may be really ashamed of the perverted things you've done, but anon: your mum had you film her masturbating when you were 9
is it any wonder you don't have any boundaries on your behaviour, when you were never taught any?
yeah, you've done some really warped shit - but dude, your brain got warped when your mother made you film her porno
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>>35282717
Thanks for the reply mate.
My mom had kids really young, she is stupid and
a goldigger.
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>>35282891
Well
Show us the vidro
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God
why are girls so soft and small and fragile? I once touched her hand and i felt like i could break it with ease
i'm a 6' male but i always feel like a weak turbo manlet around tall people, imagine how it feels to be a soft, weak fucking 5" womanlet
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Imagine what it feels like to control people by mere words and empty promises
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>>35282388
Yeah, I bet being five inches tall must be terrifying.
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>>35283534
A double prime is inches, go to school kid instead of shitposting.
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>Do you think my outfit is appropriate for the gym, big brother?
Wat do?
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"It's a bit revealing but yeah I guess it's appropriate."
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It's appropriate for my cock
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"sure, do whatever you want"
>hey, how are you?
>sure, do whatever you want
>babe, does this make my ass look fat?
>sure, do whatever you want
>anon, what do you do in your free time?
>sure, do whatever you want
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>Be me
>1 year after college
>Living with mom
>Dad passes away
>Testament says i can have his car
>Mitsubishi Galant
>Start living in the car
>Good ole Hobo scheme, shower in gyms, Internet in McDonalds, Decent laptop
>Going to my wagecuck in Carfu
>Soccer mom, Kia with from bumper fucks half of the chassis, car dies on the spot
>Get enough money to repair, that bitch better be starving rn
>Car is still broken, will come out in 2 weeks
>Need cash for the lawyer
>need somewhere to stay
Can you people help me
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just live with your mom?
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Sure, I'll give some advice: just get on airbnb for short term rental in your area. If you've been living in your car, you should have more than enough saved to float you through.
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>>35282384
I rather die, she is a old lady. She deserves something better