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I'm NEET now, but I was a good little wagecuck when I did work and only called out when my car wouldn't start or had a flat. But fuck if I didn't want to call in virtually every day.

The tradeoff is I would never go when called during a day off.

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2017-03-04 05:57:32 Post No.35283830
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:57:32 Post No. 35283830 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>you know when you hear a blink-183 song and you imagine a pissy little teenager whining? I am that teenager
>at school
>flock of chads approaches me at lunch
>"Lol look at anon, he's never had a girlfriend"
>head chad smacks me and says "fuck outta here you pussy"
>I grin
>now is my chance
>now is the moment I have trained for
>start laughing
>"Well", I reply between chuckles, the whole cafeteria watching in anticipation, "you are what you eat."
>The chads collapse. They have been defeated. They have never before witnessed this kind of power. They are in utter shock.
>mfw
>the whole cafeteria claps, I am elected prom king, I am popular forever
Kek.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:13:29 Post No.35284118
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>>35283830
You're a fucking retard what a stupid unfunny story

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>>35283830
Come on, man. Step it up. At least include some DEVILISH stuff, or scat related antics in your story.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:15:57 Post No.35284157
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>>35284118
Le problem? XD

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:55:28 Post No. 35283794 [Report] [View this topic]

We Must #Resist Drumpf

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:06:58 Post No.35283989
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>>35283794
>An ironic anti trump post.
>That will draw Ironic trump supporters.
>That will draw Ironic anti trump posters.
>That will trigger trump supporters.
>That will call for anti trump posts.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:09:02 Post No.35284024
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>>35283794
>different opinions must be silenced
Bait

Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:29:07 Post No.35284366
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Am I the only one on 4chan who thinks Trump is an idiot?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:54:09 Post No. 35283767 [Report] [View this topic]

my gf tried to quit her wagecuck job by not showing up and her co-workers all started calling me. i didn't answer and neither did she so they called the police because they thought i kidnapped her. i tried to explain to her that this only happened because of the way i look and act compared to her, but she insists it would have happened with anyone.

even when i win; i lose.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:55:25 Post No.35283793
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>>35283767
Go cry about your gf somewhere else you fucking normalshit

Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:56:44 Post No.35283814
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>>35283767
Can the moronic cunt just hand in her notice like a reasonable human being or is she too retarded for even that simple procedure?

All brain dead, all of them.
You too you fucking normalfag.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:57:02 Post No.35283820
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Tell that stupid whore than she needs to send a notice that she is quitting, not simply stop showing up.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:50:18 Post No. 35283687 [Report] [View this topic]

You're only allowed to post in this thread if you are a true robot who has minimal to no contact with the world outside of their room.

If you do not fit this description then I suggest you make your way to >>>/soc/

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:13:34 Post No.35284120
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>>35283687
I'm going to post anyway because this is stupid.

Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:25:35 Post No.35284315
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:25:35 Post No.35284315 [Report]

I hate this board so much but I have nowhere else to go

Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:33:26 Post No.35284439
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i come here to feel better because there are outside faggots like me with no life

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:45:23 Post No. 35283595 [Report] [View this topic]

>Watch anime for the first time
>it's welcome to NHK

What the fuck I love anime now. Did someone turn 4can into an anime? I don't know how you can go back to western media when this exists. Reccomondations for more like this please

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:50:11 Post No.35283685
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Boku no Pico, natsu yasumi, bible black.

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>>35283595
>>>/wsr/
but Serial Experiments Lain, Texhnolyze, Koi Kaze and ~~Neon Genesis Evangelion~~ are all good picks

Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:56:17 Post No.35283806
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>>35283595
Boku no Pico. The best choice.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:44:48 Post No. 35283581 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT : post some /r9k/ animes

pic related welcome to the nhk

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:46:23 Post No.35283615
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>>35283581
I know that feel far too well. My offering is Kaiji.

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chuunibyou

oregano spagenaliano

Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:56:50 Post No.35283815
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>>35283762
How good is this show? It might be just the ticket. Looked it up on MAL. I feel sad. Will it help?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:43:29 Post No. 35283559 [Report] [View this topic]

If you could be any animal, real or myth, what would you choose?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:57:26 Post No.35283826
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I would be a cat so I could snuggle up into your lap OP

Anonymous 2017-03-04 06:02:27 Post No.35283914
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>>35283826
That is super cute ^_^

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>>35283914
It's completely genuine, princess.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:41:54 Post No. 35283538 [Report] [View this topic]

Did you parents lead you on the roady to misery, /r9k/?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:43:37 Post No.35283561
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>>35283538
those fuckers didn't abort me, so yeah

Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:46:17 Post No.35283613
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:46:17 Post No.35283613 [Report]

my parents are fucking weird cunts and they in turn raised me to be a weird cunt who cannot relate to others

Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:52:23 Post No.35283728
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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:52:23 Post No.35283728 [Report]

Physical and mental abuse from both of them, as well as sexual abuse by an older boy and then the absolute fuckup of its handling in the aftermath (putting me in therapy with my abuser who had threatened me for months) put me here mostly.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:40:03 Post No. 35283513 [Report] [View this topic]

THAT'S IT

I'M TIRED OF MY THREADS NOT GETTING ANY RESPONSES

YOU FUCKING NORMIES AND SO CALLED "ROBOTS" THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME BECAUSE YOUR PEE ISN'T BLUE

I GOT DUBS IN A TRUMP THREAD ONCE

RESPOND TO THIS THREAD OR MY DAD WILL HACK YOU

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:41:44 Post No.35283535
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Pls spare me dad

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>>35283513
This thread belongs to me now.

Dubs.

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I'm not getting hacked today so.... Blue Pee supremacy?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:35:47 Post No. 35283437 [Report] [View this topic]

Should I get a medium or a large pizza

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:44:10 Post No.35283573
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>>35283437
large. larges are most common order so you'll get your pizza faster most likely. (i used to work at papa johns)

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Large

also welcome to the clan, brother

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>>35283437
Large, that way you can save half of it for when you get hungry later

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:34:25 Post No. 35283417 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey /r9k/ would it theoretically be possible to make myself shit when a certain sound plays with pavlov's dog?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:36:55 Post No.35283456
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>>35283417
Theoretically possible if your IQ is low and you have a surefire unconditioned stimulus which makes you shit everytime.

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Hey, you just found out how electroshock therapy works!

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>>35283456
Judging by the question I assume his IQ is low enough.

Now we just need the shitting stimulus.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:33:08 Post No. 35283393 [Report] [View this topic]

Just turned 40. Still a virgin. AMA

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:33:36 Post No.35283400
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have u seen the movie?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:33:59 Post No.35283409 [Report]

just go to a whorehouse

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>>35283400
Today will be my first time watching it

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:31:00 Post No. 35283359 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw no habitually late bf

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>>35283359
Why would you want such a thing?

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>>35283359
Thanks, Doc.

Looks like I almost missed the thread again.

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Finally, my time to shine. I have never arrived on time to anything in my life.

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:28:42 Post No. 35283322 [Report] [View this topic]

>Mention to co-worker I'm seeing a movie tonight
>Asks if he can tag along
>He wants to grab food/drinks before movie
>Show first and buy beer for him and I
>Buy some appetizers
>Say he's not hungry
>Bought tickets to movie early for good seats
>After movie he texts another co-worker and says he's gonna go clubbing with him and walks opposite direction

Is this is what it's like to have friends as an adult?

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Anonymous 2017-03-04 05:40:05 Post No.35283514
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>>35283322
that's being used by a cunt.

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>>35283322
Don't bother having friends anon it'll only lead to your downfall.

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>>35283322
You probs could have gone clubbing with him if you invited youself as well desu

But honestly who tf wants to do that? Go make friends at a gaming store or something if you don't want to go clubbing

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/